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AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling

Pillbug

Nakamura
Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Naito
Elgin
Rusev
Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Rollins
Kofi

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Caristico
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Coming from the deeps of the Frankenwald to haunt you

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Caristico
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Falconer
Dec 7, 2003

Did you know, I was THE MOON once!

Yes! You see, one night it turned out the moon had been STOLEN!

The animal people asked ME to take its place as I am so WISE and BRILLIANT!!


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Im going to kick the asses of each and everyone of you who vote for Roode instead of Alexa Bliss.

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Roode is objectively better in every possible way.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Jerusalem posted:

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB


Alexa Bliss




good answer...good answer

Vaguido posted:

Roode is objectively better in every possible way.

What the gently caress is this poo poo?

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at Jul 11, 2017 around 12:39

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


NienNunb posted:

You creepy weirdos are gonna vote lovely Alexa Bliss into the semi finals aren't you?

As much as I can't stand Bliss and love Roode, I can understand the logic in voting against him. But if Bliss beats KUSHIDA...

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Roode is better looking.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



NienNunb posted:


You creepy weirdos are gonna vote lovely Alexa Bliss into the semi finals aren't you?

GOD FORBID the idiots who voted for Bayley champ of the year and Jinder Mahal for champ of the month lose their vote with off brand HHH

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Roode is a better wrestler, has a better look, and if you ignore how his entrance theme is extremely over and almost makes him a babyface, his heel work in the ring is on a level Alexa can only hope to aspire to at this point.

It's an unfair comparison because Roode has way, way more experience than Alexa, but if you're voting between the two, there's no contest.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB
Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Big Cass
Atlantis
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



Vaguido posted:

Roode is a better wrestler, has a better look, and if you ignore how his entrance theme is extremely over and almost makes him a babyface, his heel work in the ring is on a level Alexa can only hope to aspire to at this point.

It's an unfair comparison because Roode has way, way more experience than Alexa, but if you're voting between the two, there's no contest.
Roode absolutely does not have a better look. His entrance attire is good, but his wrestling gear isn't, whereas Alexa Bliss has no entrance gear (...which is weird for someone whose nickname is THE GODDESS) but her ring gear is good. I see the ring gear for longer, so she wins. Also her face and body are good, whereas Roode's are mediocre, like everything else about him.

Alexa is far better on the mic, which is especially embarrassing for Roode since he's been at this so long, but there are a lot of old wrestlers with even worse mic skills so I guess most of them think it doesn't matter. Her heel work is also very good, although she doesn't have long matches like Roode so she doesn't get to be an rear end in a top hat for the same amount of time.

He's better in the ring, but he's not amazing in the ring, so that isn't going to push him over Alexa for me. Better luck next round!

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

EAT
SLEEP

CAAAAWWWWW
REPEAT




DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Naitooooo~~
Big Mike
Handsome Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roooooooooooooo
Seth Rollins
Tagooch

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


I think they're both pretty good heels, Roode in particular has really stepped up his game since becoming champion and he's doing a great job making me want to see Roddy beat him. Alexa's wrestling still needs improvement but she's been getting better, and she more than makes up for it with how exceptionally good she is on the mic and having a pretty strong character.

It was a tough call, but I feel Alexa has shown pretty consistent improvement and never really hit the depths that Roode has, he used to be an absolutely terrible wrestler/character back in his early TNA days. If this was for most improved, I'd have gone with him in a heartbeat though.

Edit: I still recommend anybody check out her Talking Smack appearance the first time she won the title. She gives this really beautiful, heartfelt, teary-eyed and genuine speech about how much it means to her to win.... then they mention Becky Lynch and she just IMMEDIATELY switches back into heel mode to talk poo poo about her. It was so great.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Yeti Crab Division

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



The real problem is Bobby Fish looks like hes not advancing

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!



Suplex Liberace posted:

The real problem is fuckin herbs not voting for Io.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



dont twist my words to be pro someone i didnt vote for <>

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Ziggler
Caristico
Chris Jericho
Volador Jr.
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Brian Cage
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe


Alexa has a way bigger upside and future than fuckin Bobby rooo

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!



#rooisgoo

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of Earth and sea. From ancient evils unawoken, break the one that can't be broken. To blackest night, I pledge my soul and crush my heart to burning coal. To summon forth a deathly power, to see my hated foe devoured.


When it was time to decide between those two, it was relatively even, so I went with the one with the less offputting fanbase on the forums.

When all else was even, I went with other criteria, like "is the better Billy Gunn" for Mr. rear end vs Dolph Ziggler.

DangerDummy!
Jul 6, 2009


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

I waffled on Asuka vs. Alexander pretty hard, same with Io and KUSHIDA. Good job picking 1 of possibly 5 wrestlers I hate more than Ziggler in that matchup, btw.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

The real problem is Dolph getting any votes, at all.

DangerDummy!
Jul 6, 2009


Benne posted:

The real problem is Dolph getting any votes, at all.

For a few months during the AJ/Ziggler/Big E stable I thought he was pretty decent. On the other hand, I ALWAYS hated the loving New Age Outlaws.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of death: Pretentiousness


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

The only Mr. rear end match I've ever seen was the one against Tanahashi.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

There's no reason for Mr. rear end to lose to a Mr. rear end cosplayer

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

A villain in your land, in his land a ruler


Grimey Drawer

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston


here's my worthless vote

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012


Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
Volador Jr.
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



I think it's funny that WWE expressing interest in Io without even using her yet is enough to make a race of it because when we were putting this together I didn't think she had a chance against Kushi

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


81 MINUTES REMAIN

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai - Why not.
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

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