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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Becky Lynch
Johnny Gargano
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Kyle O'Reilly
Akira Tozawa

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Styles
Abstain
Becky Lynch
Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Pentagon Dark Cero Miedo Jr.
Abstain

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Becky Lynch
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI




Division 3 Round 2 Total Voters: 71

pre:
AJ Styles             [55]   vs.   [16]       Joey Ryan's Dick    | 0 Abstain
Marty Scurll          [34]   vs.   [33]       Keith Lee           | 4 Abstain (Blasmeister, Endless Mike, Jenny Angel, Power of Pecota)
Samoa Joe             [52]   vs.   [19]       Becky Lynch         | 0 Abstain
Katsuyori Shibata     [38]   vs.   [31]       Johnny Gargano      | 2 Abstain (Spiffster, Super No Vacancy)
Sami Zayn             [45]   vs.   [25]       Rey Fenix           | 1 Abstain (GenericMartini)
Braun Strowman        [55]   vs.   [15]       Drew McIntyre       | 1 Abstain (Lid)
Penta el 0M           [55]   vs.   [16]       Kyle O'Reilly       | 0 Abstain
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi) [53]   vs.   [16]       Akira Tozawa        | 2 Abstain (Power of Pecota, Super No Vacancy)

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jul 18, 2017

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI






Kenny Omega

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Shinsuke Nakamura.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Mark Henry.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2011 by Kevin Steen.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2009 by Kofi Kingston.

Pros: Has shown when it comes to wrestling a big match over the last coupel years - he gives it his loving all. Tremendous wrestler. Current leader of the Bullet Club.
Cons: Some find him to be still too goofy for his role.


Nick loving Gage

Pros: AFTER 5 YEARS IN PRISON THE KING OF ULTRAVIOLENT WRESTLING IS BACK TO gently caress PEOPLE UP.
Cons: He did kinda rob a bank in 2010. Then violated his parole and had to go back to prison.




Matt Riddle

Pros: Has grasped Pro Wrestling insanely quick and got a real big following almost right away. His immediate improvement right from the start has been compared to Kurt Angles. Loves weed, Bro.
Cons: Has been known to double book and pull out of shows. Loves weed, Bro.

Big E

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Zack Sabre Jr.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Brock Lesnar.

Pros: AWWWWWW WH-128. The big man in The New Day. Fun wrestler. Good at twitter.
Cons: He got big titties and shakes his dick and booty too much. Is New Day stale?????



Tomohiro Ishii

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Adam Cole, Baybay.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Kevin Steen.

Pros: Meltzer made a good point about how two years ago, people were talking about how his style would cause his career to run short. Despite this, still having great matches now and his career is going on. Some of the best selling you will ever see and does incredibly creative hope spots.
Cons: Has been shuffled back down the card and doesn't get as much time to shine or win big matches anymore.

Tommaso Ciampa

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Dolph Ziggler.

Pros: Got me to care about him!!! Was in a very fun team with Johnny Gargano where they did nothing but have awesome matches and be fun all the time.
Cons: You son of a bitch how can you hurt Johnny :mad:




Hiroshi Tanahashi

Eliminated in The Quarter-Finals in 2015 by Kazuchika Okada.
Eliminated in The Semi-Finals in 2013 by Kazuchika Okada.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by Jamie Noble.

Pros: THE ACE OF THE UNIVERSE.
Cons: His universe needs him now, so works a reduced schedule.


Roderick Strong

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Kevin Owens.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Karl Anderson.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Jushin Liger.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2009 by Tommy Dreamer.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2007 by Paul London.

Pros: A tremendous wrestler who has finally gotten a shot in the WWE. Recent video packages about his life story got him over in NXT.
Cons: Roddy has always clashed with some people because of his sprinting finishes where he hits a bunch of moves. Not the best promo and very generic look.



The Miz

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Johnny Gargano.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Kenny Omega.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by CM Punk.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2009 by Chris Jericho.

Pros: Despite years of me saying he peaks as a tag team guy, The Miz at this point just seems to be good at almost every role they put him in. Good on the mic. Fun character. Has developed into a perfectly cromulent wrestler.
Cons: He's never going to be that guy who can have a great match with anyone.


It's Bayley!

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Brock Lesnar.

Pros: Fun and lovable babyface. Good wrestler. Connects with the kids.
Cons: Holy poo poo being on the main roster has killed her.



Minoru Suzuki

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Shinsuke Nakamura.
Eliminated in The Quarter-Finals in 2013 by Hiroshi Tanahashi.

Pros: Epitome of heel. Fun to watch. Theme that everyone likes.
Cons: Has spent most of his time in NOAH over the last several years, which nobody watches.

Rush

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by John Cena

Pros: Peerlessly charismatic, unpredictable, founding member of Los Ingobernables.
Cons: Just as likely to be suspended as he is to tear the house down.



Will Ospreay

Pros: Absolutely incredible high flying wrestler. Just fantastic all around.
Cons: Can't beat Vader. Might have a bit of an ego? The guy has a fuckin kickstarter documentary funded at Age 23 what the gently caress??

Adam Cole, BAYBAY

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Hiroshi Tanahashi.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Hirooki Goto.



Dean Ambrose

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Finn Balor.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Prince Devitt.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Akira Tozawa.

Kento Miyahara

Pros: Brought AJPW back from the brink of death.
Cons: You still haven't seen him wrestle.

Nick Jackson

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Hiroshi Tanahashi.

Pros: One half of the best tag team in the world. Knows how to market themselves and the Bullet Club.
Cons: Overexposed. Maybe not as good as they brag about being.




Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega vs. Nick loving Gage
Matt Riddle vs. Big E
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Roderick Strong
The Miz vs. Bayley
Minoru Suzuki vs. Rush
Will Ospreay vs. Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Dean Ambrose vs. Kento Miyahara vs. Nick Jackson

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 18, 2017

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Nick loving Gage
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS AGAIN HULKAMATT
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Kento Miyahara

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nick loving Gage
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Nick loving Gage
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Kento Miyahara

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!
Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki: King of Assholes
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara (no idea who this guy is but I dont like the bucks or Ambrose at all)

Lloyd Van Buren fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jul 18, 2017

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Nick Jackson

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii (JOHNNY!!!!!!!!! :argh:)
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Will Ospreay
Nick Jackson

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Nick Jackson

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Nick loving Gage - We were robbed of a John loving Zanding vs Nick loving Cage finals!
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Dean Ambrose

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012
Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Dean Ambrose

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Kenny Omega
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Will Ospreay
Dean Ambrose

Falconer
Dec 7, 2003

Did you know, I was THE MOON once!

Yes! You see, one night it turned out the moon had been STOLEN!

The animal people asked ME to take its place as I am so WISE and BRILLIANT!!
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole
Dean Ambrose

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lloyd Van Buren posted:

Kento Miyahara (no idea who this guy is but I dont like the bucks or Ambrose at all)

All Japan guy who's incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57sg8T_CEuY

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Dean Ambrose

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tommaso Ciampa
Roderick Strong
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Kenny Omega
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Rush
Will Ospreay
Nick Jackson

These choices were all very easy for me for once. I'll check out some Kento matches one day I swear

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Kenny Omega
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Matt Riddle
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Nick Jackson

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Dean Ambrose

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

HulkaMatt posted:




Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles vs.
abstain
Becky Lynch
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Neville was robbed and i'm preemptively mad about Becky being robbed too

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Nick loving Gage
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Roderick Strong
Bayley
Rush
Adam Cole, BAYBAY
Dean Ambrose

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I got my earlier vote in before any results got posted i think it should count.

HulkaMatt posted:



Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
abstain
abstain
Dean Ambrose

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

gently caress it GAGE
Matt Riddle
Tommy Champs
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole, BA
What the hell, go Kento (bucks suck)

Basic Chunnel fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jul 18, 2017

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Kenny Omega
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Bayley
Minoru Suzuki
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara. woulda gone with matt if it'd been matt

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Nick loving Gage
Big E
Tommaso Ciampa
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Nick loving Gage
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Rush
Will Ospreay
Kento Miyahara

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HulkaMatt posted:



Division 3 Round 2 Total Voters: 70

pre:
AJ Styles             [54]   vs.   [16]       Joey Ryan's Dick    | 0 Abstain
Marty Scurll          [34]   vs.   [33]       Keith Lee           | 3 Abstain (Endless Mike, Jenny Angel, Power of Pecota)
Samoa Joe             [52]   vs.   [18]       Becky Lynch         | 0 Abstain
Katsuyori Shibata     [38]   vs.   [30]       Johnny Gargano      | 2 Abstain (Spiffster, Super No Vacancy)
Sami Zayn             [44]   vs.   [25]       Rey Fenix           | 1 Abstain (GenericMartini)
Braun Strowman        [54]   vs.   [15]       Drew McIntyre       | 1 Abstain (Lid)
Penta el 0M           [54]   vs.   [16]       Kyle O'Reilly       | 0 Abstain
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi) [52]   vs.   [16]       Akira Tozawa        | 2 Abstain (Power of Pecota, Super No Vacancy)

I'M SO MAD ABOUT KEITH LEE LOSING BY ONE POINT.


My votes:

Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Nick loving Gage
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole
Kento Miyahara

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Blasmeister posted:

I got my earlier vote in before any results got posted i think it should count.

ok done

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