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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Big Show
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M (all cops are bad)
Bray Wyatt
Cody
Akira Tozawa

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Randy Orton's dick
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Smoe Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann, a living man
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Negro Casas
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's magical member
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


AJ Styles v
Randy Orton
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
abstain
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Big Show
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

Love
Peace
and Harmony
Negro Casas
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Big Show
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Sooper Gila fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 13, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Abstain - Don't know anything about Keith Lee at all
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre - The domestic abuse stuff just soured me on Honma, who used to be a favorite :(
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Both can go to hell
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M - ACAB
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Big Show
Drew McIntyre
(the wrestler formerly known as) Pentagon Jr
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W/Kota Ibushi
Akira Tozawa

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Abstain
Sami Zayn
Abstain
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Abstain
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

Tastes of Chicken
Jan 1, 2007

:vince:
AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Who likes Bray Wyatt promos?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

krystal.lynn
Mar 8, 2007

Good n' Goomy
AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012
AJ Styles
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Mistico II
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata RIP :smith: my wrestling strong boy I hope you win it all
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
BRRRRRAAÀAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN
Drew McIntyre
Policeman
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013
DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Smo' Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
BRAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

BodyMassageMachine fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Jul 13, 2017

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Mistico II
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Policeman
Kyle O'Reilly
Cody
Xavier Woods

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Negro Casas
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Dalton Castle
Mistico II
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Policeman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Rich Swann
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Ray Felix
BRAAAAAAAAUN
Drew McIntyre
Penta el OM
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Big Show
Tomoaki Honma
Policeman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Davey Richards
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

Last round had a lot of hard choices between two good wrestlers - also I forgot to vote. This round has hard choices because the matches are between people I don't like, or 'wrestler i dont like' vs 'wrestler i have never heard of'

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ban everyone who voted against Alexa and i favour of Sasha.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Also Shibata only destroyed his own brain, correct? From what I've seen he is a very good wrestler, but I don't like to vote for wrestlers that are dangerous. But if he doesn't injure people or botch all the time, and strictly destroys his own skull, I can forgive him.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


dromal phrenia posted:

Also Shibata only destroyed his own brain, correct? From what I've seen he is a very good wrestler, but I don't like to vote for wrestlers that are dangerous. But if he doesn't injure people or botch all the time, and strictly destroys his own skull, I can forgive him.

For the purposes of this poll, he really only wrecked his own body and nobody else's. He works stiff even for what I've seen from NJPW and while I'm sure it's hard on one's body, I don't recall hearing of any major injuries anyone else sustained since I started watching. Nearly two decades ago, a Shibata elbow drop gone wrong killed a man by - ironically - causing the same injury that Shibata just sustained, but AFAIK that wasn't really an especially dangerous thing and more of a freak accident. It was the dude's second brain hemorrhage in six months.

sleepwalkers fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jul 13, 2017

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

sleepwalkers posted:

For the purposes of this poll, he really only wrecked his own body and nobody else's. He works stiff even for what I've seen from NJPW and while I'm sure it's hard on one's body, I don't recall hearing of any major injuries anyone else sustained since I started watching. Nearly two decades ago, a Shibata elbow drop gone wrong killed a man by - ironically - causing the same injury that Shibata just sustained, but AFAIK that wasn't really an especially dangerous thing and more of a freak accident. It was the dude's second brain hemorrhage in six months.

Oof, that's loving rough. But yeah that sounds more like a tragic accident and not a result of an unsafe style. I know strong style in general is a bit painful, but that's different from regularly dropping people or doing dives on unsuspecting opponents or taking liberties with a newbie or whatever.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Whether or not he's safe, Shibata is dead. RIP

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Basic Chunnel posted:

Whether or not he's safe, Shibata is dead. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Bray Wyatt
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Xavier Woods

Mistaken For Bacon
Apr 26, 2003

DIVISION 3: GHOST CRAB

AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Brock Lesnar
Nikki Bella
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
BRAAAAAAUNNNNNNNN
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


AJ Styles
Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)
Marty Scurll
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Policeman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

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