THE WH-128: 2017 | AKA CRABBAGEDDON '97 : BROUGHT TO YOU BY VERIZON

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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 23:03

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:00

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DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:16

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oatgan posted:

I think it's funny that WWE expressing interest in Io without even using her yet is enough to make a race of it because when we were putting this together I didn't think she had a chance against Kushi

Apparently a lot of people on this forum watch Io matches and Stardom too.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 23:33

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DIVISION 2: COCONUT CRAB

Sami Callihan
Jinder loving Mahal
Pete Dunne
Matt Hardy
Cesaro
Aleister Black
Ricochet
Tyler Bate
Jushin Liger
Dragon Lee
Raymond Rowe
Neville
Hiromu Takahashi
Juice Robinson
Roman Reigns
Scott Dawson

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 01:19

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HulkaMatt posted:

Division 1 Round 1 Total Voters: 87

pre:

Shinsuke Nakamura     [75]   vs.   [11]       Bobby Fish          | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Mr. rear end               [64]   vs.   [22]       Dolph Ziggler       | 1 Abstain (TTBF)
Kassius Ohno          [73]   vs.   [13]       Caristico           | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Chris Jericho         [78]   vs.   [08]       Jeff Hardy          | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
John Cena             [71]   vs.   [15]       Volador Jr.         | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Christopher Daniels   [31]   vs.   [55]       Chuck Taylor        | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Asuka                 [70]   vs.   [16]       Cedric Alexander    | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Hideo Itami           [73]   vs.   [13]       Big Cass            | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Tetsuya Naito         [81]   vs.   [04]       Atlantis            | 2 Abstain (Cubone, Endless Mike)
Michael Elgin         [67]   vs.   [19]       Baron Corbin        | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Rusev                 [69]   vs.   [16]       Hanson              | 2 Abstain (Cubone, Super No Vacancy)
Sheamus               [47]   vs.   [38]       Brian Cage          | 2 Abstain (Cubone, TTBF)
KUSHIDA               [49]   vs.   [36]       Io Shirai           | 2 Abstain (Cubone, Endless Mike)
Alexa Bliss           [44]   vs.   [41]       Bobby Roode         | 2 Abstain (GenericMartini, Cubone)
Seth Rollins          [63]   vs.   [23]       Noam Dar            | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Ryusuke Taguchi       [39]   vs.   [47]       Kofi Kingston       | 1 Abstain (Cubone)

Nice

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 01:26

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Negro Casas
Joey Ryan's Dick
Brock Lesnar
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Barbaro Cavernario
Katsuyori Shibata
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Tomoaki Honma
Penta el 0M
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Akira Tozawa

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 00:16

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HulkaMatt posted:

Division 2 Round 1 Total Voters: 83

pre:

Kazuchika Okada       [77]   vs.   [06]       Sami Callihan       | 0 Abstain
John loving Zandig   [57]   vs.   [23]       Jinder Mahal        | 3 Abstain (frankenfreak, Jenny Angel, Thrifting Day!)
Pete Dunne            [74]   vs.   [07]       Jay White           | 2 Abstain (Cubone, rare Magic card l00k)
Matt Hardy            [59]   vs.   [23]       Jay Lethal          | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Cesaro                [70]   vs.   [12]       Andrade Almas       | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Aleister Black        [50]   vs.   [33]       Sasha Banks         | 0 Abstain
Ricochet              [69]   vs.   [14]       Drew Gulak          | 0 Abstain
Tyler Bate            [72]   vs.   [09]       Tye Dillinger       | 2 Abstain (Cubone, I Before E)
Finn Balor            [44]   vs.   [39]       Jushin Liger        | 0 Abstain
Luke Harper           [39]   vs.   [44]       Dragon Lee          | 0 Abstain
Zack Sabre Jr.        [76]   vs.   [06]       Raymond Rowe        | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Neville               [58]   vs.   [24]       Rey Mysterio        | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Hiromu Takahashi      [71]   vs.   [11]       Jey Uso             | 1 Abstain (Cubone)
Jack Gallagher        [39]   vs.   [42]       Juice Robinson      | 2 Abstain (achillesforever6, C. Everett Koop)
Roman Reigns          [39]   vs.   [40]       Lio Rush            | 4 Abstain (Generic Martini, Numero6, Thrifting Day!, TV Zombie)
Matt Jackson          [39]   vs.   [41]       Scott Dawson        | 3 Abstain (Cubone, Do not even ask, TV Zombie)

My god that was close

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 00:21

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"HulkaMatt" posted:

pre:

Rusev                 [69]  

Ricochet              [69]

Nice

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 00:57

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DIVISION 4: FIDDLER CRAB

Hirooki Goto
Nick loving Gage
Matt Riddle
Naomi
Jimmy Uso
Trent Seven
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Roderick Strong
The Miz
Bayley
Ultimo Guerrero
Rush
ACH
Joey Janela
Kento Miyahara
Nick Jackson

I Before E posted:

If you're seriously voting against Ishii in favor of a drat uso, I don't know what to say

this is the horny uso

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 01:23

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TJP fuckin sucks

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 21:54

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DIVISION 1 ROUND 2: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Kassius Ohno
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Tetsuya Naito
Sheamus I voted Sheamus because Sheamus was actually active for a good chunk of these last two years and bounced back from his awful league of nations run with Cesaro while Rusev has been doing the same gimmick & feud since his debut.
KUSHIDA
Kofi Kingston

MAKE A PREDICTION: WHO WILL WIN THE 2019 WH-128?

naiiitoooo

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 01:38

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matt thought joke options were appropriate. try to guess all the joke entries!!

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 04:38

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oatgan posted:

ahahahah gently caress yeah kofi won

to be fair, seth didn't exist for like half a year

my picks:

Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

Kazuchika Okada
Pete Dunne
Aleister Black
Tyler Bate
Dragon Lee
Neville
Hiromu Takahashi
Lio Rush

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 00:46

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Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Becky Lynch
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 19:24

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HulkaMatt posted:

Division 3 Round 2 Total Voters: 70

pre:

AJ Styles             [54]   vs.   [16]       Joey Ryan's Dick    | 0 Abstain
Marty Scurll          [34]   vs.   [33]       Keith Lee           | 3 Abstain (Endless Mike, Jenny Angel, Power of Pecota)
Samoa Joe             [52]   vs.   [18]       Becky Lynch         | 0 Abstain
Katsuyori Shibata     [38]   vs.   [30]       Johnny Gargano      | 2 Abstain (Spiffster, Super No Vacancy)
Sami Zayn             [44]   vs.   [25]       Rey Fenix           | 1 Abstain (GenericMartini)
Braun Strowman        [54]   vs.   [15]       Drew McIntyre       | 1 Abstain (Lid)
Penta el 0M           [54]   vs.   [16]       Kyle O'Reilly       | 0 Abstain
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi) [52]   vs.   [16]       Akira Tozawa        | 2 Abstain (Power of Pecota, Super No Vacancy)

I'M SO MAD ABOUT KEITH LEE LOSING BY ONE POINT.

My votes:

Division 4 Round 2: Fiddler Crab

Nick loving Gage
Big E
Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi
The Miz
Minoru Suzuki
Adam Cole
Kento Miyahara

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 01:22

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DIVISION 1 ROUND 2: YETI CRAB

Chris Jericho
John Cena
Tetsuya Naito
KUSHIDA

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:01

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Division 2 Round 3: Coconut Crab

Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Dragon Lee
Hiromu Takahashi

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 03:52

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Division 3 Round 3: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Katsuyori Shibata
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 00:07

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Kenny Omega
Tomohiro Ishii
The Miz
Kento Miyahara

Minoru Suzuki killed NOAH more than helped.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 00:51

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Divisions 1 & 2 - Yeti & Coconut Crab

Asuka
Tetsuya Naito
Kazuchika Okada
Hiromu Takahashi - RIP Daryl :daryl:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 00:06

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Katsuyori Shibata
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)
Tomohiro Ishii
Kento Miyahara - Kento Miyahara has helped saved AJPW from the brink of death while Suzuki just helped NOAH's death spiral go quicker.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 01:06

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Hot Take: Minoru Suzuki hasn't actually done anything good in the last two years

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 07:07

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abstain
abstain

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 01:53

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HulkaMatt posted:

you son of a bitch!!!

Okay fine

Naito
Hiromu

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 01:55

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oatgan posted:

oh and the okada/suzuki match was not great

thank you oat

the omega v suzuki one wasn't great either

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 04:23

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AJ Styles
Kenny Omega

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 02:05

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Naiiitoooo
OMEGA

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 00:02

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HulkaMatt posted:

The Semi-Finals Total Voters: 69

NICE!

Okay because abstaining isn't funny if multiple people are doing it:

Omega.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 06:14

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Daniel Bryan

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 00:11

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Rowdy Ringsports: poo poo Wrestler Tournament

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 03:46

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:00

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The 12Hate

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 07:23

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