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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I wonder if it's poopchild or yodelboy that they're using as wait staff

https://i.imgur.com/aMPBokK.png

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jul 7, 2017

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DBVtvgcR-k

whoflungpoop posted:

imagine all the peepholes

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jul 7, 2017

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Looooooooool. Haha this is great!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pawn 17 posted:

Is poop vegan?

It is an animal product, so no. Same with breast milk.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I'll have the poo poo platter

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

berth ell pup posted:

$10 says its named after that lovely john lennon song.

john lennon fandom really is a very simple test to identify lovely people

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Zahgaegun posted:

"Vegan in, vegan out" I'd imagine

There are various gut bacteria that die and come out in said poop. You're a monster if you eat that poop. You're eating the bacterias rotting corpses!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

Looooooooool. Haha this is great!

Really good .gif. :discourse:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jul 7, 2017

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I was going to a Little Caesars once and a kid poo poo it's diaper, the woman making pizzas went over and changed it (I think it was her friend with her kid) and then went back to making pizzas without washing her hands

I went to Pizza Hut

Black Leaf
Nov 19, 2016

by Smythe

:roflolmao:

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It is an animal product, so no. Same with breast milk.

We should all be drinking more breast milk if you think about it, this is why I'm not a vegan.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Haifisch posted:

quote:

and tasted weirdly sweet and kind of like a mixture of saw dust and glue.

I'll be honest, it sounds like melted vegan cheese to me

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
This thread is disgusting! It smells like a horse stable! Bad!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
A scary thought indeed!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Is anyone in Memphis and can check this place out?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Is anyone in Memphis and can check this place out?

please someone do this before the health inspector and child services disturb the menagerie

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


whoflungpoop posted:

please someone do this before the health inspector and child services disturb the menagerie

I would love it if someone would.

2158 Young Ave, Memphis, TN 38104

I'm 5000 miles away :(

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

:five:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Maybe we shouldn't touch the poop.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Honky Dong Country posted:

Maybe we shouldn't touch the poop.

it's kind of hard not to when it's right there

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Honky Dong Country posted:

Maybe we shouldn't touch the poop.

The thing SA taught me about life is that, if you have patience, eventually the poop will touch itself.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Suck that chilli right outta that I can't do it

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
is this the new doobies? can we give them money to keep this roller-coaster afloat? I dont actually wanna eat some vegan poo poo, just wannna pay to laugh at people

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

new phone who dis posted:

How are there chicken strips at a vegan café? This is almost as upsetting as the feral child's butthole.

Soy protein strips.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

that first response to the review is hilarious, like it's a loving societal disease that people don't want to look at buttholes while eating



i actually had a vegan cubano for dinner last night and it was delicious, whatever those vegetarians are doing for meat substitutes now is super tasty and I feel like even five years ago that wasn't the case

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



mystery fluid posted:

is this the new doobies? can we give them money to keep this roller-coaster afloat? I dont actually wanna eat some vegan poo poo, just wannna pay to laugh at people

One of the news reports said they had a GoFundMe for $8k or something that only had $2k on it...

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Vegan food good.

Baby buttholes bad.

Well bad for people eating food to look at. I am personally glad that babies (and most humans) can have functioning buttholes or buttholes at all because boy would we be up poo poo creek without them.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Twelve Batmans posted:

Vegan food good.

Baby buttholes bad.

Well bad for people eating food to look at. I am personally glad that babies (and most humans) can have functioning buttholes or buttholes at all because boy would we be up poo poo creek without them.

1 in every 5000 babies is born without an anus

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

1 in every 5000 babies is born without an anus

I'm going to believe that because it's exactly what I wanted to hear.

Also how do you know that their mouth doesn't identify as an anus?

Voltraine
Feb 8, 2017

by Smythe
Super glad I read the OP instead of posting from the hip on this one.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
This is a very exciting video review of the restaurant. The food looks terrible and is sitting out in buffet style trays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhAN-J8Wgzc

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

solar energy panel posted:

This is a very exciting video review of the restaurant. The food looks terrible and is sitting out in buffet style trays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhAN-J8Wgzc

Video could really have been spiced up by some yodeling and by a baby climbing on things and showing the camera its butthole, imo

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I love the vaguely antagonistic quote on the sign right as you walk in the door.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This makes the buffet in Vegas Vacation look realistic.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

hawowanlawow posted:

I love the vaguely antagonistic quote on the sign right as you walk in the door.

my fav part is the underlined emphasis that doesnt seem to follow basic grammatical convention

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Anybody who eats at a vegan cafe gets what they deserve

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Imagine being an immigrant to this country, working an under the table poo poo food service job and this is the nonsense that you have to deal with on top of everything else.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Move along folks, no butthole to see here..

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


https://mobile.twitter.com/cherryvalentino/status/882975107509096448/photo/1

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