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COMRADES posted:Just seethes of those white parents who can't control their kid and never say no because he's so 'special' and he grows up to be a total shithead because of it. Is this your origin story?
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Is this your origin story? My origin story is I worked in kitchens and was angry that we didn't have a union like Vegas does because my friend kept talking poo poo on how little I make then I realized later while taking econ classes that actually it's all just a rigged carnie system and lol you think a billionaire reality star is going to save you.
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Bert Roberge posted:Is there an dining experience I can have while I look at exposed buttholes? Oh boy, is there Yelp: https://www.yelp.com/topic/dallas-best-strip-club-lunch-buffets Forbes: Tech’s Hottest Lunch Spot? A Strip Club [Forbes] http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/ On a warm Friday afternoon in April, eight men line up outside of a vault-like door in San Francisco’s South of Market district for lunch. Dressed casually in t-shirts and hoodies, they avert their eyes from passersby, shuffling their feet as they approach an affable bouncer in a suit, who makes light conversation and checks their IDs. After gaining entry, the men are greeted by the unmistakable electronic notes of Nicki Minaj’s “Truffle Butter” and pay a cashier their $5 cover fees. They make their way into a dark main room, but before heading to the rice pilaf and fried chicken buffet, they stop to watch the stage where a topless woman in a neon yellow G-string slings herself around a pole and is subsequently showered with green bills. “People are stuck in offices all day staring at computer screens,” said another worker from a fast-growing tech firm who began going to the Gold Club in 2012. He also declined to be named because of the club’s taboo reputation. “Why not go eat at a buffet and see some girls with their clothes off at the same time?” Business deals are happening every day at the Gold Club every day said [Gold Club Manager] Prime, who noted that he frequently has CEO visitors and hosts events where companies will rent out the whole venue. “Several [tech companies] have gone public now that can’t come here anymore,” said Prime.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:“People are stuck in offices all day staring at computer screens,” said another worker from a fast-growing tech firm who began going to the Gold Club in 2012. He also declined to be named because of the club’s taboo reputation. “Why not go eat at a buffet and see some girls with their clothes off at the same time?” Good enough for me
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Oh boy, is there Oh god. Why did I ask? 
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myDad posted:Good enough for me 
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Jul 9, 2017 03:26
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drat 5 stars on Yelp!
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Jul 9, 2017 03:32
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myDad posted:drat 5 stars on Yelp! Sounds like those vegan restaurant patrons are just whiners after all!
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 So yeah anyway, after my mom let me poo poo on the floor and show my rear end to dudes eating tofurkey burgers she started selling t-shirts about my butthole online too. Gotta go now, but I hope someone watches this video and understands why I'm shooting up a high school today.
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Jul 9, 2017 03:50
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But it's not vegan
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wit posted:
i know in my heart my anti-vaxxer mother would love this place she had 3 difficult rear end in a top hat children and now she's desperate to soak up as much grandma time as she can before she dies i am never going to memphis
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Voltraine posted:Imagine GE Cafe - sloughing layer after layer of his own butthole through jackhammering it with a dildo. I'd say RIP Helldump but knowing how these threads go these days, it won't be a week before some obsessive disdain wrapped up in this story drives you guys to relentlessly racking down every scrap of associated Internet material. Have fun, see you on the offsite.
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Jul 9, 2017 04:07
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Is high end strip clubs serving fancy meals not a thing in most major cities? I know one place here used to brag about their executive chef, probably still does.
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Jul 9, 2017 04:10
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It's gross
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What was going on there?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:What was going on there? https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2151
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Jul 9, 2017 04:15
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Of course a bunch of tech nerds love to eat at strip clubs. Of course.
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COMRADES posted:Of course a bunch of tech nerds love to eat at strip clubs. Of course. strip clubs are popular with a hearty subset of Males
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Jul 9, 2017 04:23
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don't eat at a strip club
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Blue Train posted:don't eat at a strip club Strip clubs can be a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things and/or a differentiator from the competition, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo
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LGD posted:Strip clubs are often a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo This except eating out of the dumpster behind the strip club
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LGD posted:Strip clubs can be a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things and/or a differentiator from the competition, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo Hmm, on the other hand, it does say so right on the ad: "feeding the San Francisco work force for 10 years. Rated the best lunch value in San Francisco"
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Jul 9, 2017 04:44
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Who wants to go to the strip club? Not driving
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LGD posted:Strip clubs can be a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things and/or a differentiator from the competition, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo I'm not gonna eat at a strip club any more than I would eat in a bathroom
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I used to live in the very gay district of West Hollywood and would pass by a gay club on my way to work. They served lunch there and one of my favorite memories is seeing an extremely bored-looking businessman just wanting to eat a hamburger while a man in a speedo was trying to gyrate in front of him. Not sure if he showed him his butthole tho Don't eat at strip clubs.
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Ty!
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I've been told by an anonymous source that GE Cafe still posts regularly on CSPAM and YOSPOS. Can someone from those places C/D?
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Blue Train posted:I'm not gonna eat at a strip club any more than I would eat in a bathroom I mean the one I'm thinking of has a drive-up window so if you're willing to pay the $0.25 premium for to-go orders you can still eat the $7 ribeye (or $4 burger or steak bites + garlic bread) without having to see naked lady parts LGD fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:
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LGD posted:I mean the one I'm thinking of has a drive-up window so if you're willing to pay the $0.25 premium for to-go orders you can still eat the $7 ribeye (or $4 burger or steak bites + garlic bread) without having to see naked lady parts The gross rear end clientele is the problem not the women
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:1 in every 5000 babies is born without an anus and every one of them is a member of the house freedom caucus 
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Endorsed by Andy Samberg!
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Please donate to the Imagine Vegan Cafe's kickstarter so they can purchase these decorative vases for their table centerpieces
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Bert Roberge posted:Is there an dining experience I can have while I look at exposed buttholes? Turn off your monitor.
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Picnic Princess posted:Turn off your monitor. My butthole's still there though.
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Bert Roberge posted:Oh god. Why did I ask? Good grief dude strip clubs with buffets are common as dirt
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Jul 9, 2017 11:48
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They also have topless barber shops in most college towns
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Any place with a large population of young girls out from under the protection of their father for the first time will have a wide variety of opportunities for those girls to make a couple of bucks over min wage doing menial tasks naked
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a star war betamax posted:Good grief dude strip clubs with buffets are common as dirt I don't come into where you work and...
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