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This restaurant is the gift that keeps on giving. Just like a butthole.
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They shouldn't allow children into any restaurants, even ones wearing clothing. They are disgusting bags of disease and are also loud and annoying.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:35
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/cherryvalentino/status/882975107509096448/photo/1 lol
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Jul 7, 2017 20:38
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Digging deeper into this.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:38
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/cherryvalentino/status/882975107509096448/photo/1 holy gently caress
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Jul 7, 2017 20:38
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She totalled her van on someones grandma
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Jul 7, 2017 20:40
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Three Olives posted:They shouldn't allow children into any restaurants, even ones wearing clothing. They are disgusting bags of disease and are also loud and annoying. Pot, kettle.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:41
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Is she trying to say that an 85 year old woman darted in front of her car like a deer leaping the trees on the side of the road?
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Jul 7, 2017 20:42
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The old lady jumped up on her car and showed her butthole.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:51
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you'd think granting someone riddled with alzheimers the relief of death would make you feel good
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Jul 7, 2017 20:52
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I read "85 year old with diarrhea" at first.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:56
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They didn't kill the grandma, just horribly injured her and sent her to the hospital where she can live out the remainder of her life in agony
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Jul 7, 2017 21:00
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I pretty much just imagine the bookshop owners from Portlandia driving into an old woman, and then sitting in the car consoling each other about how terrible the situation must be
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Jul 7, 2017 21:11
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Pretty believable IMO, I remember my grandma darted across the street with eyes wide like a squirrel and almost got run over instead of using the crosswalk that was 20 feet away.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:18
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qkkl posted:Pretty believable IMO, I remember my grandma darted across the street with eyes wide like a squirrel and almost got run over instead of using the crosswalk that was 20 feet away. Jaywalkers are scum imo. Sorry 'bout your grandma.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:24
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qkkl posted:Pretty believable IMO, I remember my grandma darted across the street with eyes wide like a squirrel and almost got run over instead of using the crosswalk that was 20 feet away. I had sex with your grandma 
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Jul 7, 2017 21:25
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That's not how vegans should behave.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:25
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when will being vegetarian or vegan for anything other than serious, real allergy related reasons get added to the DSM? though I guess if the disabled weren't allowed to operate these wacky establishments, we wouldn't have stories like buttholes and g-ma's gettin' car rammed.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:26
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Colonel Cancer posted:Jaywalkers are scum imo. Sorry 'bout your grandma. No the worst scum are people that don't stop at crosswalks. A while back I was walking my dogs and crossed a clearly marked crosswalk in a residential neighborhood at a 4 way intersection and a guy who was like over 200 feet away from me when I walked into the crosswalk stopped, pulled over and chastised me for walking in front of his car and that some people wouldn't be nice. Wouldn't be a nice? What, they are going to run me and my dogs down for using a clearly marked crosswalk in a residential neighborhood? And it's not like I darted out in front of his car or anything, I saw him, he had so much time to stop for me to cross that he stopped at the entire other side of the intersection calmly, he didn't even have to slam on his brakes or anything.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:29
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Running over a senior citizen causing damage to their van thoroughly irritated mama bear.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:30
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Page 85: Vegan restaurant has been serving roadkill grandma.
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Jul 7, 2017 21:32
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Junkfist posted:Page 85: Vegan restaurant has been serving roadkill grandma. how very eco-conscious of them, using every part of the
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Jul 7, 2017 21:49
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Notice how the post was carefully crafted to take zero responsibility, even mentioning that her husband was the driver Butthole bitch threw an old lady across a street and a weak man under the bus
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Jul 7, 2017 22:30
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Junkfist posted:Page 85: Vegan restaurant has been serving roadkill grandma. Let's Eat Grandma
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Jul 7, 2017 22:53
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Junkfist posted:Page 85: Vegan restaurant has been serving roadkill grandma. I don't see any reason why vegans can't ethically eat roadkill.
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Jul 7, 2017 23:00
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Jul 7, 2017 23:07
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I don't see any reason why vegans can't ethically eat roadkill. Because without people those animals would still be alive so no: not vegan. But otoh maybe carrion is okay? Where's that guy from like 5 years ago who used to eat only rotten meat ("high meat" I think) and like whole kernels of uncooked grains?
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Jul 7, 2017 23:15
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Three Olives posted:No the worst scum are people that don't stop at crosswalks. Totally feel you , here. That's almost as bad as people who derail threads with gripes that are 100% unrelated to the conversation
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Jul 7, 2017 23:25
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Isn't taking a poo poo on the floor and yodeling about it how it's done in Memphis?
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Jul 7, 2017 23:49
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Good lord is there anything sadder than a country song about Alzheimer's?
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Jul 8, 2017 00:30
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Imagine GE Cafe - sloughing layer after layer of his own butthole through jackhammering it with a dildo. I'd say RIP Helldump but knowing how these threads go these days, it won't be a week before some obsessive disdain wrapped up in this story drives you guys to relentlessly racking down every scrap of associated Internet material. Have fun, see you on the offsite. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Voltraine posted:Imagine GE Cafe - sloughing layer after layer of his own butthole through jackhammering it with a dildo. I'd say RIP Helldump but knowing how these threads go these days, it won't be a week before some obsessive disdain wrapped up in this story drives you guys to relentlessly racking down every scrap of associated Internet material. Have fun, see you on the offsite. sir this is a vegan butthole drive thru
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Jul 8, 2017 00:48
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/cherryvalentino/status/882975107509096448/photo/1 this is hilarious for all sorts of reasons but I think my favorite detail is that the van itself died in the crash like they specifically found the dumbest, frailest vehicle possible, so as to maintain symmetry with their overall lifestyle of "run into tiny, frail, avoidable obstacles and then blow up"
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Jul 8, 2017 00:57
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Three Olives posted:They shouldn't allow children into any restaurants, even ones wearing clothing. They are disgusting bags of disease and are also loud and annoying. If we ban annoying bags of disease how do you expect to get in?
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proof of concept posted:this is hilarious for all sorts of reasons but I think my favorite detail is that the van itself died in the crash
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Jul 8, 2017 02:35
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They seem like the kind of people who would buy a 90s VW Eurovan
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Three Olives posted:No the worst scum are people that don't stop at crosswalks. I never have this problem because I look like an ISIS terrorist and stare at any cars that are approaching as I cross.
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