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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pawn 17 posted:

Is poop vegan?

It is an animal product, so no. Same with breast milk.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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berth ell pup posted:

$10 says its named after that lovely john lennon song.

john lennon fandom really is a very simple test to identify lovely people

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Twelve Batmans posted:

Vegan food good.

Baby buttholes bad.

Well bad for people eating food to look at. I am personally glad that babies (and most humans) can have functioning buttholes or buttholes at all because boy would we be up poo poo creek without them.

1 in every 5000 babies is born without an anus

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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They seem like the kind of people who would buy a 90s VW Eurovan

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Who What Now posted:

Only poor people and the Amish use crosswalks. Get a real job and a car for christsakes.

What about bicycles

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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COMRADES posted:

Just seethes of those white parents who can't control their kid and never say no because he's so 'special' and he grows up to be a total shithead because of it.

Is this your origin story?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bert Roberge posted:

Is there an dining experience I can have while I look at exposed buttholes?

Oh boy, is there

Yelp:
https://www.yelp.com/topic/dallas-best-strip-club-lunch-buffets


Forbes:
Tech’s Hottest Lunch Spot? A Strip Club [Forbes]
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/
On a warm Friday afternoon in April, eight men line up outside of a vault-like door in San Francisco’s South of Market district for lunch. Dressed casually in t-shirts and hoodies, they avert their eyes from passersby, shuffling their feet as they approach an affable bouncer in a suit, who makes light conversation and checks their IDs.
After gaining entry, the men are greeted by the unmistakable electronic notes of Nicki Minaj’s “Truffle Butter” and pay a cashier their $5 cover fees. They make their way into a dark main room, but before heading to the rice pilaf and fried chicken buffet, they stop to watch the stage where a topless woman in a neon yellow G-string slings herself around a pole and is subsequently showered with green bills.

“People are stuck in offices all day staring at computer screens,” said another worker from a fast-growing tech firm who began going to the Gold Club in 2012. He also declined to be named because of the club’s taboo reputation. “Why not go eat at a buffet and see some girls with their clothes off at the same time?”

Business deals are happening every day at the Gold Club every day said [Gold Club Manager] Prime, who noted that he frequently has CEO visitors and hosts events where companies will rent out the whole venue. “Several [tech companies] have gone public now that can’t come here anymore,” said Prime.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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myDad posted:

Good enough for me

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Voltraine posted:

Imagine GE Cafe - sloughing layer after layer of his own butthole through jackhammering it with a dildo. I'd say RIP Helldump but knowing how these threads go these days, it won't be a week before some obsessive disdain wrapped up in this story drives you guys to relentlessly racking down every scrap of associated Internet material. Have fun, see you on the offsite.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

What was going on there?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2151

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LGD posted:

Strip clubs are often a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo

This except eating out of the dumpster behind the strip club

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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LGD posted:

Strip clubs can be a very good value because the food is a bit of a loss leader to get you to spend money on other things and/or a differentiator from the competition, and getting quality food at a subsidized price > bourgeois moralizing imo

Hmm, on the other hand, it does say so right on the ad:
"feeding the San Francisco work force for 10 years. Rated the best lunch value in San Francisco"

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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I've been told by an anonymous source that GE Cafe still posts regularly on CSPAM and YOSPOS. Can someone from those places C/D?

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