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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


PawParole posted:

lol who was dumb enough to do that?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50817558

Also lol that it made the BBC

e: at least, I seem to remember something about donating money to Bernie being part of that

TeenageArchipelago fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jul 14, 2020

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the only acceptable art is wall rugs

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Nonsense posted:

sell my prized pogs for bernie panders

i donated my mint Earthbound cart directly to the man

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

TeenageArchipelago posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50817558

Also lol that it made the BBC

e: at least, I seem to remember something about donating money to Bernie being part of that

Yeah other outlets reported on that part

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2019/12/mona-lisa-too-expensive-now-you-can-own-johnny-five-aces-original-concept-art/

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


oxsnard posted:

printing money and handing it to massive corporations who will park it in bonds has not created inflation to date. Helicopter money should create inflation but it's hard to know until someone tries it for real

this also assumes that current manufacturing can't expand to meet increased demand

Xeom
Mar 16, 2007
Dystopia, we are here folks. There is no where to hide anymore. You're in the top 10% or you're dead.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Xeom posted:

Dystopia, we are here folks. There is no where to hide anymore. You're in the top 10% or you're dead.


for now

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/urbaninstitute/status/1283108250033020928?s=21

lol nations hosed

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




That's cause minimum wage is a teenager's job! If you can't afford to live on minimum wage, #findanewjob! Ivanka can show you the way.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

oxsnard posted:

printing money and handing it to massive corporations who will park it in bonds has not created inflation to date. Helicopter money should create inflation but it's hard to know until someone tries it for real

Rich people money and regular people money exist in weakly interacting but seperate realms.


You can't wrap your head around trillions, but nobody is, all anybody knows is that banks will lend you money. It doesn't really matter if it's on their balance sheet because if it doesn't move it may as well not exist. It doesn't buy anyone goods or services and just exists as a casino game for the rich.



Helicopter money does however interact with the real economy. It moves and moves and moves until it reaches the bank balance sheet to sit.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


i find it interesting that original modern art was cheap enough in the 50s and 60s that BA could just bring in a local artist to make some pretty sculptures or scribbles to tart up their first class waiting lounge , and now 50 years later that stuff is worth millions

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

that dogshit cspam Twitter account copied your post in the replies

as to your question:

they layoff employees like me, even after 13+ years of working there

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

cool av posted:

stop trading options and short selling you idiots

cumshitter has tried to explain this to you in the simplest terms possible

I stopped calling it buy and hold and call it buy and hug now

when I zoom with clients i pull out a little plush green upward arrow and I hug it and tell people to hold their stocks tight lime they're trykng to hold on to a rocket ship breaking out of orbit

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

BraveUlysses posted:

that dogshit cspam Twitter account copied your post in the replies

as to your question:

they layoff employees like me, even after 13+ years of working there

I've hit the big time. Buy now while the stocks are hot!

Edit: i feel you. We make parts for boeing and have laid off 16 people and doing voluntary layoffs depending on work load.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

cool av posted:

stop trading options and short selling you idiots

cumshitter has tried to explain this to you in the simplest terms possible

who is scraeming at my house

this is good advice and you should heed it

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

skooma512 posted:

Helicopter money does however interact with the real economy. It moves and moves and moves until it reaches the bank balance sheet to sit.

what if we designed the economy like an MMO. the government spawns new money to pay people for various activities. then instead of money accumulating in the banks there are money sinks. bank profits are just a money black hole that disintegrates money

Thunder Sheep
Apr 3, 2009

Hello Ivanka I am ready for the new job

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

Thunder Sheep posted:

Hello Ivanka I am ready for the new job

Plenty of openings in the Trump administration.

How would like to be the acting secretary of _____ or a judge?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1283139976696389643

good headline and good pic

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mr Hootington posted:

I've hit the big time. Buy now while the stocks are hot!

Edit: i feel you. We make parts for boeing and have laid off 16 people and doing voluntary layoffs depending on work load.

wtf is a voluntary layoff and how is it different from a normal layoff

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Mr Hootington posted:

I've hit the big time. Buy now while the stocks are hot!

Edit: i feel you. We make parts for boeing and have laid off 16 people and doing voluntary layoffs depending on work load.

sucks man

40% of the 900-1000ish people with my job code either took voluntary on involuntary layoffs. our work will just be done by russian or ukranian people from now on (if the company ever recovers from this)

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

I put 26 dollars in stonks (the hOly number) and i basically replaced my horoscope with number (good day up, bad day down)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

my home sietch is reknown for its wall ruggery

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

wtf is a voluntary layoff and how is it different from a normal layoff

voluntary layoff is when your boss takes pity on you because he normally pays you less than the $600/week bernie bux

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

the only acceptable art is wall scrolls

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

PawParole posted:

I put 26 dollars in stonks (the hOly number) and i basically replaced my horoscope with number (good day up, bad day down)

what u buy???

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mr Hootington posted:

I've hit the big time. Buy now while the stocks are hot!

Edit: i feel you. We make parts for boeing and have laid off 16 people and doing voluntary layoffs depending on work load.

BraveUlysses posted:

sucks man

40% of the 900-1000ish people with my job code either took voluntary on involuntary layoffs. our work will just be done by russian or ukranian people from now on (if the company ever recovers from this)


https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1283088045638639617?s=20

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


cumshitter posted:

I stopped calling it buy and hold and call it buy and hug now

when I zoom with clients i pull out a little plush green upward arrow and I hug it and tell people to hold their stocks tight lime they're trykng to hold on to a rocket ship breaking out of orbit

plushies are some rookie props you gotta step up your game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423106747356413952/731919168462651482/video0.mp4

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


oxsnard posted:

I'm looking at VIX entrails again and I think we flip into backwardation this week on the M1-M2. That's when to put your vol bets on

I don't speak whatever language this is

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

cumshitter posted:

what u buy???

anything that costs less than 26 cents. I buy it at below 26 cents and sell it if it rises above 2.626 dollars. If the total investment drops below 26 dollars I add in money.

It’s a system that works to appease the god of number.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Mr Hootington posted:

Today is the day you learn who actually owns all the priceless world treasures.!

yeah loads of wealthy corporations will buy and hold art for display in various offices and also as an easy way to park some cash

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

PawParole posted:

anything that costs less than 26 cents. I buy it at below 26 cents and sell it if it rises above 2.626 dollars. If the total investment drops below 26 dollars I add in money.

It’s a system that works to appease the god of number.

diversify your penny stocks all you need is for one to blow up and youre rich

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

I collect antique tea services that are haunted by the ghosts of previous owners

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

:discourse:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
i love the ritual of clapping for number at the end of the day

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

cumshitter posted:

diversify your penny stocks all you need is for one to blow up and youre rich

why are you trying to sully an act of worship? I do this out of love of number, not for greed

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
i was at a used car dealership with my parents as a kid and they had at least 5-6 puppets. i've seen puppets in a dealership as an adult, and a friend said something about a dealership having puppets hanging on the office walls not too long ago. this is a Thing, and bored kids may be a major cause of leaving before a commitment, but the response is still unusually puppet-heavy. maybe they need a creative outlet.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1283151168609411072?s=20

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


look all this is cool


BUT WHAT ABOUT NUMBER?!?!!?

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

PawParole posted:

why are you trying to sully an act of worship? I do this out of love of number, not for greed

the market demands love of money, not of market. the market will always exist. currencies come and go. it is gains the market wants you to have

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