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I bought Amazon at the dip in anticipation for their earnings.
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SKULL.GIF posted:I don't speak whatever language this is the near term vix contract is trading higher than the 2nd month contract, which causes upward pressure on spot vix
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Jul 14, 2020 22:52
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cumshitter posted:the market demands love of money, not of market. the market will always exist. currencies come and go. it is gains the market wants you to have you worship number your way, I’ll do it mine.
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PawParole posted:you worship number your way, I’ll do it mine. i do not worship number, i worship money. i worship its son *swallows and nearly chokes on a nickel as if it were a communion wafer* i love you market
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Jul 14, 2020 22:54
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anyway i made a dozen calls to my older clients to tell them their Required Minimum Distribution is waived for 2020 im done working ofr the day. time to pass out drunk.
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oxsnard posted:the near term vix contract is trading higher than the 2nd month contract, which causes upward pressure on spot vix These are words written in English which have been arranged into a sentence. I can assure everybody of these things.
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Jul 14, 2020 22:58
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i'm 40 and none of my friends outside of these forums have an emergency fund aside from myself. everyone i know either has a house or at most a month or so of runway.
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Jul 14, 2020 23:00
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ratbert90 posted:These are words written in English which have been arranged into a sentence. I can assure everybody of these things. The number that measures how much stocks jump around is currently higher than the version of the number that accounts for how much stocks will jump around in the future. qed number go up!
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Jul 14, 2020 23:08
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'm 40 and none of my friends outside of these forums have an emergency fund aside from myself. everyone i know either has a house or at most a month or so of runway. I have an emergency fund but I've only managed to scrape together 3 months worth of expenses. Now it's looking like you need a minimum of 5 years of living expenses saved up, lol
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Jul 14, 2020 23:10
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im drunk dialing clients and making them laugh about their money. im so good at my job
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Jul 14, 2020 23:16
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give me your money
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Jul 14, 2020 23:17
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I have $47 in my bank account rn how much money can you turn that into
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Jul 14, 2020 23:21
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witchy posted:The number that measures how much stocks jump around is currently higher than the version of the number that accounts for how much stocks will jump around in the future. qed number go up!  STONK We need the above smiley but it says STONK
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Jul 14, 2020 23:24
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Crazycryodude posted:I have $47 in my bank account rn how much money can you turn that into dump it all into tesla puts and you can make $$$$$$$
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Jul 14, 2020 23:26
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Crazycryodude posted:I have $47 in my bank account rn how much money can you turn that into i can turn it into $0 at lightning speed. dm me
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Jul 14, 2020 23:27
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highlights from my phone calls to clients today: "And you know, cumshitter, I live in a gated community. And my neighbor, their screen door was torn up. That doesn't sound like a professional burglar to me, but someone was trying to rob them." me: i dont mean to worry you, but you might have a wereworlf problem and not a burglar problem *audibly cracks a beer open*
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Jul 14, 2020 23:28
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cumshitter posted:highlights from my phone calls to clients today: true, only question is - was the werewolf trying to get in, or out?
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Jul 14, 2020 23:29
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https://twitter.com/SFGate/status/1283145767020986368?s=20 Thank goodness something is being done to help the real victims of this crisis.
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Jul 14, 2020 23:29
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cumshitter posted:highlights from my phone calls to clients today: whats your business beer of choice cumshitter
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Jul 14, 2020 23:30
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Giga Gaia posted:whats your business beer of choice cumshitter miller lite. goes down easy and helps you maintain your drunk will not drink coors anymore because they are homophobes
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Jul 14, 2020 23:33
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i legit said the werewolf thing btw clients love me
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Jul 14, 2020 23:34
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cumshitter posted:miller lite sir, log off
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Funion posted:sir, log off its what i drink when i want to be the right amount of drunk to talk cap gains and poo poo dont judge me
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Jul 14, 2020 23:37
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listen, normally i dont advise people to use precious metals as an investment vehicle, but you should buy silver bullets
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Jul 14, 2020 23:38
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cumshitter posted:miller lite. goes down easy and helps you maintain your drunk miller and coors are the same company though
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Jul 14, 2020 23:38
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Giga Gaia posted:miller and coors are the same company though ok then whats the least chuddy slightly alcoholic seltzer i can buy yadda yadda no ethical consumption under capitalism just let me know how to get and stay drunk while doing the least harm
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Jul 14, 2020 23:40
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stick it to the man and brew your own
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Jul 14, 2020 23:41
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or find a small brewery somewhat nearby that don't seem like dickholes
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cumshitter posted:ok then whats the least chuddy slightly alcoholic seltzer i can buy Free trade paint thinner
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 That is the poo poo
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Jul 14, 2020 23:44
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Just drink whatever and know that number will reward the iniquitous.
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Jul 14, 2020 23:45
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cumshitter posted:ok then whats the least chuddy slightly alcoholic seltzer i can buy id never ethical consumption you, thats the most played out lame wad poo poo on this website. theres a local brewery that makes a ~4% ale that i buy when i want a lighter beer. i also like sam adams light as long as its cold as ice, sucks rear end if it gets even remotely warm. i also used to just water down vodka and drink it in the office all day. that worked well enough
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Jul 14, 2020 23:45
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*extremely fiddler on the roof* PaintShitter PaintShitter Paint me some Art poo poo me some Paint Canvas a fart
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cumshitter posted:its what i drink when i want to be the right amount of drunk to talk cap gains and poo poo dont judge me
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Jul 14, 2020 23:48
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cumshitter posted:i legit said the werewolf thing btw clients love me If I had the money to throw at other people to "invest", I'd definitely want my handler to be as amiable and brazen as you. gently caress if I'd let myself get robbed by some mild mannered milquetoast thief. If you're gonna take my money, tell me with a smile and a jig.
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i think of demons posted:miller lite is the daytime beer alcoholic beverage of choice. basically anyone who makes an economical drink is evil as hell just lmao if you’re not pounding back 211 triple exports while you play stonks
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finance is a relationship based business. which means i am going to gently caress all of your sons an dkeep managing that money when your trusts become irrevocable.
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Red Baron posted:just lmao if you’re not pounding back 211 triple exports while you play stonks he keeps on offering me a job because i interned at this one recycling company that he considers the big leagues. it's honestly tempting at times just to understand what the whole deal is
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Rutibex posted:voluntary layoff is when your boss takes pity on you because he normally pays you less than the $600/week bernie bux pity is for chumps also don't play the stock market you dummies
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