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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
A friend of mine semi-supported herself during her undergrad degree doing this. One guy wanted a dragon she had already drawn, but covered in dicks. Not just one or two either, but absolutely teeming with dicks. Dude agreed to a charge of $10/wang so she made a non-trivial amount of money for what amounted to like an hour's work.

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Vladimir Poutine posted:

A friend of mine semi-supported herself during her undergrad degree doing this. One guy wanted a dragon she had already drawn, but covered in dicks. Not just one or two either, but absolutely teeming with dicks. Dude agreed to a charge of $10/wang so she made a non-trivial amount of money for what amounted to like an hour's work.

All those times I was buying a new PC and trying to work out what the right about of disk space was - I can get this drive that is twice as big but only costs 50% more so it's cheaper per gigabyte, but now it's getting a bit expensive, I won't really use all that space, maybe there's a capacity point in between - there were people doing the same but with dongs? At least with a PC, if you make a mistake you can just get another disk later, can you upgrade your dragon later by adding some more dongs?

Also thanks for the stories Sociopastry!

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!
Yes, you can upgrade your dragon dick drive by adding more dongs. Do it just right and you'll have a Megadong. Some like it bigger or love to brag that they have a Gigadong.

But go too far and you'll risk getting Teradong or worse, PETAdong.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Vladimir Poutine posted:

A friend of mine semi-supported herself during her undergrad degree doing this. One guy wanted a dragon she had already drawn, but covered in dicks. Not just one or two either, but absolutely teeming with dicks. Dude agreed to a charge of $10/wang so she made a non-trivial amount of money for what amounted to like an hour's work.

Just sort of sticking out all over like some kind of dongupine?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Sage Grimm posted:

Yes, you can upgrade your dragon dick drive by adding more dongs. Do it just right and you'll have a Megadong. Some like it bigger or love to brag that they have a Gigadong.

But go too far and you'll risk getting Teradong or worse, PETAdong.

Googldong


Honestly it's pretty common to hand art you got from someone else to a new artist and say basically "this, but with X instead of Y"/"this, but with XYZ and also they're loving ABC"

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

Boobs and dicks seem like they'd be common enough, but we're you ever asked to put a plethora of vaginas or butts onto something

If there's a dong covered dragon, is there a pussy covered dragon

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Sociopastry posted:

Mostly adding an rear end in a top hat tax
So what was the most assholes you had to draw on a single being?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A vast pulsating amorphous blob of orifices and ovipositors. For people who read At The Mountains Of Madness and came at the end.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


90s Cringe Rock posted:

So what was the most assholes you had to draw on a single being?

Lol. That's not what I meant by rear end in a top hat tax- an rear end in a top hat tax is "every time you're being an rear end in a top hat to me, I'm going to add 20-50$ onto your charge."

That said, a lot of the taurs had up to three buttholes. No, I don't know why.


OwlFancier posted:

A vast pulsating amorphous blob of orifices and ovipositors. For people who read At The Mountains Of Madness and came at the end.

hahaha holy poo poo

Some people do have a serious hard on for ovipositors. there's even a bad dragon dildo you can order that allows you to squeeze jelly eggs into your orifice of choice.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was going to say that horses are ruminants so obviously they just upgraded their digestive system to parallel rather than serial connection but it turns out they aren't.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


well, the taurs aren't always equine. it's just a slang phrase for "humanoid torso on quadraped torso".

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER
On the note of numerous sexy bits, have any fun stories/clients needing vaginas and butts in weird places or where they just don't make sense? Not really just having multiples, but poo poo like mermaids/snake women having human butt-vag combos when they don't have legs. Or :nms: the chest vagina from Videodrome. :nms:

Sociopastry posted:

That said, a lot of the taurs had up to three buttholes. No, I don't know why.

What? I get the two genitals thing because of that sci-fi/fantasy centaur series (one for procreation, one for recreation :pervert:), but why all these buttholes?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Ohhhh yeah. There were hand pussies, forehead pussies, finger dicks, belly button orifices, the works. mermaids usually ended up with something akin to a snake/lamia pussy.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Sociopastry posted:

Lol. That's not what I meant by rear end in a top hat tax- an rear end in a top hat tax is "every time you're being an rear end in a top hat to me, I'm going to add 20-50$ onto your charge."
Your post was perfectly clear on what you meant by rear end in a top hat tax, I was just hoping for some hot tributtaur action. :allears:

I really wasn't expecting it to have been a real thing, which is weird, making GBS threads dicknipples were a thing a decade or two ago, why would I even doubt for a second that multiple anuses are a thing?

90s Cringe Rock fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Aug 16, 2017

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Because you have hope left for humanity.

:unsmith:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One for loving, one for farting, one for making GBS threads, and you can do all three at once.

Either that or they want to be able to fart in three part harmony with themselves.

Which actually now that I say that I'm wondering why anybody wouldn't want to be able to fart chords.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
My Uterus is a fishbowl, but my rear end is a barbershop quartet.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Sociopastry posted:

Because you have hope left for humanity.

:unsmith:

What if humanity hopes for fractal sex organs?

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

One for loving, one for farting, one for making GBS threads, and you can do all three at once.

Is this the new unholy trifecta?

Also I like your theory about parallel digestive systems. Cerberus has three heads so three buttholes would make sense there. And three dongs of course. I feel like I've almost written a request for a commission here.


Sociopastry, do you know if any of your works have ever been used in any unusual ways? I don't mean just for hanging on the wall or masturbation, something like being turned into a coffee table? I have to ask because I come from the bitcoin threads where "dog dick coffee table" comes up a lot.

If you dare and you're not at work, Google Image Search that, the first match is the right one. Many who hear the term "dog dick coffee table" imagine the legs of the coffee table are dog dicks or something, just as I did, but no it's pretty much just a normal coffee table with a large piece of artwork on the top surface. It's a bipedal wolf or fox or dog or something walking along holding a coffee mug and sporting a very prominent erection.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Buttcoin purse posted:

Is this the new unholy trifecta?

Also I like your theory about parallel digestive systems. Cerberus has three heads so three buttholes would make sense there. And three dongs of course. I feel like I've almost written a request for a commission here.


Sociopastry, do you know if any of your works have ever been used in any unusual ways? I don't mean just for hanging on the wall or masturbation, something like being turned into a coffee table? I have to ask because I come from the bitcoin threads where "dog dick coffee table" comes up a lot.

If you dare and you're not at work, Google Image Search that, the first match is the right one. Many who hear the term "dog dick coffee table" imagine the legs of the coffee table are dog dicks or something, just as I did, but no it's pretty much just a normal coffee table with a large piece of artwork on the top surface. It's a bipedal wolf or fox or dog or something walking along holding a coffee mug and sporting a very prominent erection.

It honestly looks more like a cat to me.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Buttcoin purse posted:

Is this the new unholy trifecta?

Also I like your theory about parallel digestive systems. Cerberus has three heads so three buttholes would make sense there. And three dongs of course. I feel like I've almost written a request for a commission here.


Sociopastry, do you know if any of your works have ever been used in any unusual ways? I don't mean just for hanging on the wall or masturbation, something like being turned into a coffee table? I have to ask because I come from the bitcoin threads where "dog dick coffee table" comes up a lot.

If you dare and you're not at work, Google Image Search that, the first match is the right one. Many who hear the term "dog dick coffee table" imagine the legs of the coffee table are dog dicks or something, just as I did, but no it's pretty much just a normal coffee table with a large piece of artwork on the top surface. It's a bipedal wolf or fox or dog or something walking along holding a coffee mug and sporting a very prominent erection.

I tend not to ask what people do with my art.

I did have one person send me a video of them tormenting their friend with one of my drawings though- a rowlet with a huge cock bigger than it was. It was apparantly a tradition between the two of them to get the worst thing for each other.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

How do you arrange three buttholes? Vertical line? Horizontal line? Triforce?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I suspect I know the answer but did people ever want realistic animal vaginas to go alongside their horse and dog dicks or were you pretty much always putting human vaginas onto animal bodies?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


cheetah7071 posted:

I suspect I know the answer but did people ever want realistic animal vaginas to go alongside their horse and dog dicks or were you pretty much always putting human vaginas onto animal bodies?
Actually not so much. usually the people who want realistic animal vaginas are zoophiles anyway and therefore were not part of my client base. plus most furries want to see real vaginas because they won't see it IRL. :v:

jabby posted:

How do you arrange three buttholes? Vertical line? Horizontal line? Triforce?

Holy poo poo

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
My Fetishes are Topologically Complex: Ask Me about the Seven Buttholes of Koenigsburg
Sounds like a Tingle novel, actually.

What'd the most complex commission you've ever had to do?

Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


What percentage of your art would you guess was used for silly gross out purposes [like someone wanted art to freak out their friends, trying to reach the bottom of gross out,] vs. what you'd think people are jacking off to?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Slightly Absurd posted:

What percentage of your art would you guess was used for silly gross out purposes [like someone wanted art to freak out their friends, trying to reach the bottom of gross out,] vs. what you'd think people are jacking off to?

As if there is a difference.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Sociopastry posted:

I tend not to ask what people do with my art.

Fair enough, that seems like a pretty wise move!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

One for loving, one for farting, one for making GBS threads, and you can do all three at once.

Either that or they want to be able to fart in three part harmony with themselves.

Which actually now that I say that I'm wondering why anybody wouldn't want to be able to fart chords.

Finally, an explanation for the three seashells from Demolition Man.

Wyw
Jan 22, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
its not at all weird or interesting to draw fetish art like this post makes it out to be, this is a poor representation of the fetish art community and abstracts it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wyw posted:

its not at all weird or interesting to draw fetish art like this post makes it out to be, this is a poor representation of the fetish art community and abstracts it

:wrong:

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Yo peeps! sorry I've been gone so long, life stuff happened.



Rockopolis posted:

My Fetishes are Topologically Complex: Ask Me about the Seven Buttholes of Koenigsburg
Sounds like a Tingle novel, actually.

What'd the most complex commission you've ever had to do?

That'd be either the Color Clusterfuck or the Dickapede. (A centipede but with dicks instead of legs.)

Slightly Absurd posted:

What percentage of your art would you guess was used for silly gross out purposes [like someone wanted art to freak out their friends, trying to reach the bottom of gross out,] vs. what you'd think people are jacking off to?

I tended not to ask what people do with my art, but I'd guess 98% jackin' off, 2% funny.

Wyw posted:

its not at all weird or interesting to draw fetish art like this post makes it out to be, this is a poor representation of the fetish art community and abstracts it

I'm sorry I kinkshamed you about the dickipede.

In all seriousness, though, there's nothing wrong with fetish play or fetish art or fetish work. The parts I tend to poke light at are the parts that were either harmful (non-con, bimbofication, etc) or things that struck me personally as weird. I also tend to side eye the community a bit over the lovely treatment of female presenting/female folks in the fetish community, and it's a problem that continues to this day.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Were there any animals you didn't know existed until someone asked you to draw a fury version of one?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Would Fury Animal porn be related in any way to S&M?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


DandyLion posted:

Would Fury Animal porn be related in any way to S&M?

I mean, there's plenty of furries into the BDSM lifestyle

unless you are making a joke in which case I don't get it because :downs:

Pharnakes posted:

Were there any animals you didn't know existed until someone asked you to draw a fury version of one?

Most furries aren't that creative. The tardigrade one was pretty weird tho- I knew those guys existed tho, I just didn't get how someone would think they were sexy.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Fuzzy Max: Fury Road

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Oh come on, the obvious parody is Mutt Max: Furry Road. :colbert:

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Aside from the really popular mammals you listed earlier, what species were popular among your clientele? Was it mostly mammals and dragons/reptiles or did you also get birds, fish (as personae, not swimming in some noblewoman's uterus), invertebrates, etc?

Also, did you ever get someone describing the biology of a made-up species in detail as part of their commission? (Like this sort of thing) Or worldbuilding type stuff, fetishistic or not beyond just describing the one character? If so, what was the weirdest/most scientifically implausible thing you remember getting?

SerialKilldeer fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 30, 2017

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


I got a lot of wolves/deer/coyote. I'm pretty good at predators and stuff, so that's mostly what people asked for. I definitely got a lot OC DO NOT STEAL type animals too. There was a few worldbuilding things, but those were outside the fetish scene and more for a legitimate thing. Thank you for that link btw, that's good poo poo.

As for weird/implausible, I got a lot of tentacle beasts/slime beasts, and once I got a sentient cockmonster. Like, just a giant sentient cock that ambulated and hosed things.

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Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

What's the least fetish-y thing someone's gotten weirdly specific about in a piece of fetish art? Like, "the cockmonster enters my fursona's room, which has a HO-scale Union Pacific 4-4-0 on the drawing desk. Do not give the locomotive a diamond smokestack; that would be the Central Pacific's wood-burning Jupiter, and furthermore,"

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