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What was the least demanding or 'busy' commission you got. "Art me up some boning, I don't really care what." What's the most 'bits' you've had to draw for a single commission? Anything like those hilarious ancient Roman good luck charms that are basically a dick, riding another dick, which has its own dick and another dick for a tail.
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Sociopastry posted:most boring was the one I explained earlier- dude just wanted a nicely dressed professional lady looking kinda annoyed, What I should have asked was, "What is the absolute simplest, least detailed commission you ever got. Like, to the point where you have to go and ask them because they don't give you enough details to work with. As a contrast to things like that 2000 word essay on rainbow fur. Reminds me of that Oglaf comic where the couple has sex so garishly it looks like an acid trip. Do you ever see yourself doing that kind of thing, where it's like humour and erotica?
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Aug 10, 2017 00:32
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Haha, that's great. My former job as a clerk left me with an unhealthy appreciation for bureaucracy, so whenever someone says "basic form" I wonder just how basic is basic. Like dropdown boxes and dynamic fields? Automatic fee estimates? Tax form complexity, where you have to "fill out subsection boob with the results from section rear end, use the quotient derived in box box to determine the base rate of the commission, before fetishes are itemized in section..." Ever make, or do you know of artists who make 'made-to-measure' erotica, instead bespoke erotica? Save time on comissions by feeding standardized forms into a computer script and cross-referencing pre-drawn art of common features? I just want to hear that there's a hash table full of dongs out there or that you there's a programmer cusing null penis errors or something.
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Aug 10, 2017 04:38
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I'm imagining a huge-rear end paragraph of "no wings, chest dicks, anything-taurs, sexless smoothgroined monsters, or whales for heads because that would gently caress up the composition and defeat the purpose of the template, you dumbass" But a lot of those sound like they'd come up often enough you'd come up with templates for those too. What's the weirdest actual fact about sex you've learned during this?
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Aug 10, 2017 16:31
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What's your opinion on caviar?
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Aug 11, 2017 22:15
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My Fetishes are Topologically Complex: Ask Me about the Seven Buttholes of Koenigsburg Sounds like a Tingle novel, actually. What'd the most complex commission you've ever had to do?
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Aug 18, 2017 00:56
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