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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I think this Alphonso kid is good.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jul 12, 2017

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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
CANADA HAS SCORED A GOAL

ANOTHER GOAL FROM A GUY STILL IN PUBERTY


this davies guy is loving awesome!

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



get the gently caress in you small child

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Costa Rica is imploding.

edit: spoke too soon!

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jul 12, 2017

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm enjoying watching all the the Canadians running circles around Costa Rica

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Going to need a few more Davies out there if you are Canada.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

gtkor posted:

Going to need a few more Davies out there if you are Canada.

Canada current roster status:

Not poo poo:

Davies




Passable:

Arfield, Hoilett



poo poo:


Everybody else for ever and ever this is Canada soccer

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
This is going to end badly

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

This 16 year old for Canada looks pretty decent

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Ricketts hasn't looked bad, you just need to use the Vanney Method and not start him

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:rip: :canada:

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



gtkor posted:

Going to need a few more Davies out there if you are Canada.

listen buddy but we're not exactly crawling with soccer phenom refugees here

i mean, we are, but they're not as good

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Davies comes off and we'll probably lose immediately now

Also reminder that Davies got his citizenship like a month ago lol

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Nice

Icing davies' ankle


fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Davies comes off and we'll probably lose immediately now

Also reminder that Davies got his citizenship like a month ago lol

scored 3 times for canada and zero for vancouver, put him in the hall of fame imo

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

scored 3 times for canada and zero for vancouver, put him in the hall of fame imo

He's reverse Larin

Other point: he can't legally drink, unlike Larin

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Costa Rica coach looks like he's crying

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

binge crotching posted:

The Costa Rica coach looks like he's crying

Youd be too if you coached a team who beat Italy in the World Cup yet cant put away Canada

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

stab posted:

He's reverse Larin

Other point: he can't legally drink, unlike Larin

He's also allowed to drive, unlike Larin

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Hey canada

Maybe

Just maybe

You should try marking that calvo guy on corners


Maybe a good idea

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Canada is going to gently caress this up at the last minute, aren't they?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

binge crotching posted:

Canada is going to gently caress this up at the last minute, aren't they?

Oh you must be new to Canadian soccer

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:staredog:

so is Larin suspended or in prison or what

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

binge crotching posted:

Canada is going to gently caress this up at the last minute, aren't they?

Guy just the fact that they scored a goal makes this a parade-worthy success

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

paddyboat posted:

:staredog:

so is Larin suspended or in prison or what

Not named to the roster as a "get your poo poo together" move but he's not blacklisted, he'll be back.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

stab posted:

Oh you must be new to Canadian soccer

I made the mistake of paying money to see them lose to Mexico in the 2013 Gold Cup, so yeah I'm not very smart.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Not named to the roster as a "get your poo poo together" move but he's not blacklisted, he'll be back.

Hes actually expected to be called up after the group stages (hahaha imagine canada actually making it out)

OH MY GOD A POINT AGAINST A BETTER TEAM

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

stab posted:

Hes actually expected to be called up after the group stages (hahaha imagine canada actually making it out)

M8 you're winning your group

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

M8 you're winning your group

Not until french guiana plays loving malouda, causes a forfeit, and gives the GD to Honduras


Because thats going to happen in a half hour.

Edit: also Canada winning anything in soccer not involving women is crazy talk

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



paddyboat posted:

M8 you're winning your group

we aren't

also, french guiana is going to play malouda and forfeit their last two games, good, cool

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
what the butt

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



We need a striker, we need Ramirez not to play 5 at the back all the time no matter what. The team looked much better when the formation changed to 4 at the back.

Our defense used to be awesome but now Pipo is a shell of his former self, Acosta is hot or miss, mostly miss and Gutierrez is a holding midfielder forced to play CB. Waston will be back for the second round though.

Still won't matter how many good passes and crosses Rodwall and Ureņa make if there's nobody to score the loving goal.

The Canada keeper was pretty decent I thought. And that "definitely 16 years old" kid is quite good.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



french guiana are a bunch of loving cowards, and you can guarantee if they won their first game they wouldn't be doing this

throw them out of concacaf permanently

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

french guiana are a bunch of loving cowards, and you can guarantee if they won their first game they wouldn't be doing this

throw them out of concacaf permanently

As long as they adjust the Canadian game to 3-0 as well for fairness or wtv that it doesn't gently caress over Canada its all good.


No more fake countries in tournament thanks

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Simone Poodoin posted:

We need a striker, we need Ramirez not to play 5 at the back all the time no matter what. The team looked much better when the formation changed to 4 at the back.

Our defense used to be awesome but now Pipo is a shell of his former self, Acosta is hot or miss, mostly miss and Gutierrez is a holding midfielder forced to play CB. Waston will be back for the second round though.

Still won't matter how many good passes and crosses Rodwall and Ureña make if there's nobody to score the loving goal.

The Canada keeper was pretty decent I thought. And that "definitely 16 years old" kid is quite good.

Yeah why the gently caress is the clearly faster, more talented, more dominant team playing a loving 5 4 1

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



stab posted:

As long as they adjust the Canadian game to 3-0 as well for fairness or wtv that it doesn't gently caress over Canada its all good.


No more fake countries in tournament thanks

:rip: 2 of davies goals but this would be the fairest outcome

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

:rip: 2 of davies goals but this would be the fairest outcome

Yeah he'd no longer be the 3rd all time leading scorer for Canada in the Gold Cup but oh well

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

They won't do that even with a Canadian in charge because CONCACAF is still CONCACAF

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Malouda played for Guadaloupe a few years ago and there were no forfeits, nothing will happen

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I like the one rando in the crowd wearing a Colombia jersey, for some reason.

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