WWE PREDICTION THREAD 2017-2018: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

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Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

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RESULTS UP TO MITB SHORTLY, LIKE TODAY, I PROMISE THIS TIME

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:25

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Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

MITB RESULTS

1 Mihi 70
2 Junpei Hyde 63
3 IcePhoenix 63
4 sticklefifer 63
5 TheRico 62
6 CVE 62
7 Benne 62
8 bartok 62
9 Teddybear 62
10 shiksa 62
11 Petit Gregory 62
12 Codependent Poster 62
13 Go RV! 60
14 Big Coffin Hunter 60
15 rare magic card l00k 56
16 Raskolnikov38 55
17 Achillesforever6 55
18 HerraS 55
19 The Croc 55
20 interpunct 55
21 ShakeZula 55
22 Senerio 55
23 nonrev 55
24 pen0r 55
25 GenericMartini 55
26 AlmightyPants 55
27 TTBF 54
28 MotU 53
29 Venomous 52
30 Forceholy 52
31 Cavauro 51
32 BWV 48
33 Numero6 48
34 Fentry 47
35 TV Zombie 46
36 Endless Mike 45
37 dear richard 44
38 Gumball Gumption 44
39 Pinwiz11 43
40 Chris James 2 41
41 ChuckDeNomolos 40
42 Evil Badman 40
43 extradite THIS! 40
44 TheJunkyardGod 40
45 Oh Snapple! 40
46 SamuraiFoochs 40
47 TKImpulse 40
48 Jerusalem 40
49 blasmeister 40
50 friendo55 39
51 Jetfire 37
52 bradzilla 37
53 Lazer 37
54 action shakespeare 37
55 spinst 36
56 Golashes 34
57 Ask me for warez 34
58 Vaguido 34
59 21 Hoot Salute 34
60 Tgacon 33
61 delfin 33
62 Ostentatious 33
63 Trip Larsen 32
64 biscuits and crazy 31
65 Xerzes 31
66 cheese sandwich 31
67 Eltoasto 30
68 Spiffster 25
69 Leggsy 25
70 Genericide 25
71 Shima Honnou 24
72 super macho dude 24
73 reach42 23
74 GeneX 23
75 Buzzsaw 23
76 fluffy bunnies 22
77 do it ironically 21
78 Digital Jedi 20
79 chirico cuvie 19
80 Metalocalypse 16
81 NilkNarf 14
82 Quasipox 12

OVERALL RESULTS
1 pen0r 197
2 achillesforever6 189
3 nonrev 176
4 Venomous 168
5 interpunct 167
6 Fentry 159
7 bartok 159
8 Teddybear 156
9 Mihi 146
10 Junpei Hyde 145
11 TheRico 144
12 AlmightyPants 142
13 Go RV! 142
14 extradite THIS! 140
15 CVE 139
16 Petit Gregory 138
17 Evil Badman 136
18 IcePhoenix 136
19 ShakeZula 134
20 TheJunkyardGod 133
21 dear richard 133
22 Endless Mike 133
23 rare magic card l00k 133
24 Benne 133
25 HerraS 132
26 MotU 131
27 sticklefifer 131
28 Gumball Gumption 129
29 BWV 129
30 Lazer 128
31 Raskolnikov38 126
32 Pinwiz11 125
33 shiksa 125
34 21 Hoot Salute 121
35 Buzzsaw 120
36 Oh Snapple! 119
37 TTBF 119
38 Vaguido 117
39 Senerio 117
40 The Croc 116
41 Genericide 112
42 biscuits and crazy 112
43 Jerusalem 112
44 Numero6 112
45 Trip Larsen 111
46 TKImpulse 111
47 cheese sandwich 110
48 super macho dude 109
49 Forceholy 109
50 bradzilla 105
51 Action Shakespeare 102
52 SamuraiFoochs 102
53 Xerzes 100
54 delfin 100
55 Chris James 2 98
56 Golashes 97
57 Jetfire 97
58 TV Zombie 97
59 Ostentatious 95
60 Quasipox 93
61 Tgacon 92
62 chirico cuvie 91
63 Cavauro 91
64 spinst 90
65 blasmeister 90
66 Striking Yak 88
67 try the new taco place 82
68 Big Coffin Hunter 81
69 Eltoasto 79
70 Spiffster 77
71 GenericMartini 75
72 Metalocalypse 72
73 friendo55 70
74 fluffy bunnies 69
75 cubone 67
76 Haven 67
77 Wazzu 67
78 Leggsy 65
79 Codependent Poster 62
80 4icnf 59
81 DoctorGonzo 58
82 NilkNarf 53
83 ask me for warez 49
84 Tricky Dick Nixon 46
85 SatoshiMiwa 44
86 Shima Honnou 44
87 Do it ironically 43
88 GeneX 40
89 reach42 40
90 ChuckDeNomolos 40
91 Ishin 39
92 Abraham Linksys 37
93 Bard Maddox 36
94 Dominus Vobiscum 32
95 Forceholy 32
96 MysticalMachineGun 32
97 Revenant Threshold 31
98 ThePariah 31
99 Spiffster 29
100 that dick! 29
101 reddevil 27
102 Tecnocrat 27
103 Sanguinia 26
104 TheHoosier 25
105 wandler20 25
106 Raskonikov38 24
107 thatguyclint 23
108 Fenrir 22
109 illcendiary 22
110 SilverMike 22
111 SteamyV 22
112 Vaah 22
113 Digital Jedi 20
114 LiquidCommunism 19
115 Blasmeister 18
116 dialhforhero 18
117 ijii 17
118 oh dope 17
119 sleepwalkers 17
120 flashy_mcflash 16
121 optimist with doubt 16
122 Frankenstein Dad 14
123 DigitalJedi 13
124 Wandler2o 12
125 Veryslightlymad 9

Golashes fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jul 8, 2017

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:26

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

tozawa should win
he has suplexes and kicks
Spiderman font shorts

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:37

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Roses are red and violets are blue
Braun is going to kill Roman, doobie-doo?

Hope someone got this reference

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:47

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

i don't watch raw now
i can not remember the storylines
maybe matt will break

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:55

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

The Big Dog Roman
Reigns. Bow wow. Bow wow. Bow
Wow. Wow wow! Bow wow.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:59

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

The Big Dog Roman
Reigns. Bow wow. Bow wow. Bow
Wow. Wow wow! Bow wow.

excuse me this only has six syllables in the second line???????

# ? Jul 8, 2017 17:00

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Great Balls of Fire
Will be boring and quite bad
I'll still be watching

# ? Jul 8, 2017 17:18

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

well here comes the thing
what else am i gonna do
daryl is a good

alternatively
to retrieve the big boy points
braun strowman should win

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 8, 2017

# ? Jul 8, 2017 17:40

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

Joe/Lesnar should own
Unless Brock just squashes him
Which he prolly will

# ? Jul 8, 2017 18:54

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who jumped on his mattress and struck it
With shirts of bright green
And gestures obscene
He told his fam'ly "Two words: suck it!"

# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:04

TheRico: Mar 1, 2007

Bray Wyatt is fat.
Wyatt is a fat jobber.
Rollins deserves more.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:06

chirico cuvie: Jan 23, 2004; Made of beef and beef byproduct; Lipstick Apathy

Woe be to Bayley
She's never been kissed, not once
Haha, what a nerd

# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:08

Xerzes: May 16, 2012

Do more coke, dammit
Wrestlers! Do more cocaine
Give a GOOD promo

# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:21

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Big dog named Roman
The biggest dog in the yard
Soon in ambulance?

# ? Jul 8, 2017 19:28

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Bow wow wow Big Dog
Your reign will end this Sunday
Braun Braun Braun Braun Braun!

# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:16

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

I was a Bray fan
He dropped a fridge on Randy
Wrestling is bad

# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:35

Quasipox: Sep 6, 2008

The mind of a child
With sense of humor to match
His name? Vince McMahon

# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:39

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

There once was a big dog named Roman,
Who wrestled this hardass, Braun Strowman,
He speared him, but ooh,
'I'm not finished with you!'
And he walloped his face and abdomen!

# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:58

NilkNarf: Apr 24, 2005; ...if you're into the blight.

The Honky Tonk Man
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The Honky Tonk Man

# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:59

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

I did not watch Raw
Hope the Pay Per View is good
Probably won't be

# ? Jul 8, 2017 21:16

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Big Braun is a very strong boy
He can lift opponents like a very small toy
But he took a poo poo in the yard
Of a fat Samoan tard
So now he's gotta job to keep his employ

# ? Jul 8, 2017 21:38

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

kick him in the gut
then hit a stone cold stunner
give me a hell yeah

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:03

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Even watching Kane
Chokeslam all the way to Hell
I ask "Where is Kane?"

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:14

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Tell Samoa Joe
About Brock's biggest weakness
Kick him in the dick

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:18

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

great balls of fire
brock will squash samoa joe
i will lol and lol and lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:25

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Wrestling is good
Unless it's bad
Then it's not good.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:25

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

There once was a midget called Austin
Whose eye socket got kicked to Boston
Stuck on 205 Live,
He said "Nuts to that jive,
I'll work for Waffle House, less exhaustin'."

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:27

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao how is roman/braun the only question without one side overwhelmingly winning (and the winner isn't roman :eyepop:

)

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:27

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Look at this fat gently caress
More like the Eater Of Snacks
Please Bray, go away

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:27

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i never watch her
alexa bliss is so good
now i have some friends

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:28

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

wrestling is such loving bullshit
the writing is totally unfit
the shows are real bad
the matches are sad
but every week i will watch it

# ? Jul 8, 2017 23:02

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

There once a man named Jinder
That WWE fans wished they'd unhinder
So he went on a cycle
And was rewarded with the title
As WWE ratings go to cinder

# ? Jul 8, 2017 23:26

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

A bad company
Puts on bad shows with cool guys
Bye Austin Aries

E: was going for the 3-5-3 form but realized I had hosed it up

a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jul 8, 2017

# ? Jul 8, 2017 23:35

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Bray Wyatt will lose
Just like he does ev'ry feud
This show will be bad.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 00:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What will be the best?
Brock Lesnar Samoa Joe
Joe's gonna kill ya

# ? Jul 9, 2017 00:23

interpunct: Aug 2, 2006; Bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

I don�t care for Brock,
But Samoa Joe will lose.
Why? Because Joe�s fat.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 00:39

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

I cancelled my sub
So I cannot watch this show
Zero fucks given

# ? Jul 9, 2017 01:10

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Braun Strowman is huge
But not really all that fat
He'd be champ if so

# ? Jul 9, 2017 01:14

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Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Jake Roberts is good
Short clothes-line then DDT
Braun Strowman hooray

# ? Jul 9, 2017 01:29

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