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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!


Everyone on my team is really bad at Turf War.

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Any ketchups want to team up against other ketchups?

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



Takoluka posted:

Everyone on my team is really bad at Turf War.

I also had some truly atrocious Salmon Run rounds prior to the Splatfest today. Got booted way back into Overachiever .

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Takoluka posted:

Everyone on my team is really bad at Turf War.

Yeah there's just a mix of people clearly used to the ranked modes sprinkled between bad players right now

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

Good to know that even after the apocalypse and the ascent of the squids the drum machine of choice is still the 808

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

My first two matches were ketchup vs ketchup. I think it's pretty clear how The Battle of Blood vs Jizz is gonna turn out.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Well I'm #mayo and have been doing my part to win every match so watch out

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Zeruel posted:

i swear to god if australia removed the red and white ink i'll be pissed.
if its saved for actual ketchup v mayo battles i'll be a little pissed, i've only seen green and purple so far.

e: thank god its Red V White when its actually Ketchup v Mayo

Yeah, it was that way in the first game too. It's how you know you're playing an exhibition match.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Of course we get owned with my first matchup with mayo.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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In Training posted:

Well I'm #mayo and have been doing my part to win every match so watch out

#MAYO has the most mlg no scope bros. We're got this in the bag.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.


Lil Judd dancing is adorable.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015



Hot Rope Guy

incoherent posted:

#MAYO has the most mlg no scope bros. We're got this in the bag.

Lucky for us Ketchup bros the super nerd already determine that vote total accounts for 11/12th of the final score.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014



Guess they didn't actually test the barriers in Shifty Station - just spent the last minute of a match being repeatedly blown up on the spawn platform by a guy with a blaster.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


Bleck posted:

Guess they didn't actually test the barriers in Shifty Station - just spent the last minute of a match being repeatedly blown up on the spawn platform by a guy with a blaster.

Fire Marina.

This map is seriously awful and not even in a fun way.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Bleck posted:

Guess they didn't actually test the barriers in Shifty Station - just spent the last minute of a match being repeatedly blown up on the spawn platform by a guy with a blaster.

Well now I gotta try that.

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lmao if ur splattin that stale jizz goop

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

So do you need a team of 4 for the team play?

VibrantPareidolia
Oct 12, 2012


SeANMcBAY posted:

Any ketchups want to team up against other ketchups?

SW-1651-3438-4706

Aus and US are on the same server so we can team up, right? My nickname is Kid.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend


Loving this disconnectfest. Owns being in a constant 3 v 4

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Astro7x posted:

So do you need a team of 4 for the team play?

Yes.

Teams of all aerosprays are incredibly easy to clown on.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired

Wait until Aerospray players realize Trislosher exists.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015



Hot Rope Guy

Everyone do yourself a favor and send a good 5 minutes just hanging out in the square zooming in on the stage and watching Pearl and Marina. Whoever did the mocap for Pearl is amazing.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



Wow, Mayo is getting wrecked. I've only lost one match so far, the others were all crushing victories.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Where did the one guy go to scrub your gear?

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Bill Barber posted:

Everyone do yourself a favor and send a good 5 minutes just hanging out in the square zooming in on the stage and watching Pearl and Marina. Whoever did the mocap for Pearl is amazing.

Seriously.

Why the gently caress is Grizzco open? This is the one time it makes sense to be closed.

Astro7x posted:

Where did the one guy go to scrub your gear?

He's dancing in front of the stage.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

Loving this disconnectfest. Owns being in a constant 3 v 4

I just had my first one of those, WE PULLED THROUGH AND WON! ... against our own side in the splatfest.

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Is anyone else getting dropped a bunch? It's been happening to me every match and I played for a solid hour right before Splatfest with zero issues.

The Manticore
Aug 23, 2008

Did you mean to make that post, or were you just pushing keys at random?


Hmm... Nope. Don't like Shifty Station.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017



Astro7x posted:

Where did the one guy go to scrub your gear?

He's just in front of the stage

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Love Too Get Disconnected

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend


It seriously looks like I'm fighting ontop of a giant pizza

Like I can't stop thinking about it between the ultra frequent disconnects.

Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010


My fellow ketchup fiends and I are loving up these mayonnaise clowns.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


SeANMcBAY posted:

Seriously.

Why the gently caress is Grizzco open? This is the one time it makes sense to be closed.

Dunno but if I wasn't trying to grind chunks I'd totally be working overtime instead of participating in this mess.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.


I actually had a Mayo vs. Mayo match.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



SeANMcBAY posted:

Why the gently caress is Grizzco open? This is the one time it makes sense to be closed.

Does this look like a public holiday? There's money to be made and eggs to be gathered. If you want to get paid get back to work!

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you


Biscuit Hider

I wish team power meant pouring three teammates of equal skill with you in your team, rather than your team power being suspiciously lower than your own and thus having to hella carry.

Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at Aug 5, 2017 around 05:03

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Fun Times! posted:

My fellow ketchup fiends and I are loving up these mayonnaise clowns.

Futaba Anzu
May 5, 2011

GROSS BOY

i like shifty station

Tales of Woe
Dec 17, 2004



Futaba Anzu posted:

i like shifty station

it's a better turf war map than moray towers or port mackerel, at the least.

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Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010


Agreed shifty station is very fun. It's satisfying to capture the moving platforms and ride past enemy lines.

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