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spit on my clit posted:corndogs  I don't think anyone should be allowed to pretend to have discerning taste when discussing things they put on corndogs, battered polyps from satan's own rear end in a top hat. Cicadas! fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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JackDarko posted:The funniest part is the furries can actually draw, everyone else is doing pixel rendering poo poo. It's hard to beat them when they apparently have all the talent or free time. Take solace in knowing that you have already beaten them in everything that counts by virtue of not being them.
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Aug 3, 2017 22:31
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what the gently caress, man
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Aug 4, 2017 23:04
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Waffleman_ posted:Hi I just got this game, it's my first Splatoon and it's really fun. Can't wait for Splatfest tomorrow. It's good.
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Aug 4, 2017 23:44
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I'm getting the hang of the Blaster and it owns. Can't paint for poo poo but I just killed 10 dudes in one round of turf war, which was more than their team got combined.
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Aug 4, 2017 23:56
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People seem to have a really hard time understanding the concept of verticality, and will happily run directly into aerospray-infested chokepoints repeatedly instead of taking the higher ground for an ambush. Weird.
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Aug 5, 2017 00:05
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MrFlibble posted:I got a headlamp helmet from salmon run with main ink saver and one chunk in main ink saver so I thought what the hell - I drank a saver drink and, well, now I have a three main ink saver helmet. I got the same thing with ink resist shoes, minus the initial sub slot. Drinks are the way to go, probably.
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Aug 5, 2017 01:40
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Trying to hold the middle of the stage while your 3 other teammates try and fail to catch one squid who got onto our side will never not be infuriating.
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Aug 5, 2017 02:08
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FLANK THEM gently caress
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Aug 5, 2017 02:26
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About an hour ago every single squidpost in my square was furry-related. This is getting out of hand.
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Aug 5, 2017 03:36
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new map bad
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Aug 5, 2017 06:59
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How do the snails work?
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Aug 5, 2017 07:11
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No, I mean how are they distributed.
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Aug 5, 2017 07:15
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I'm beginning to understand the hate for the Tri-Slosher.
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Aug 5, 2017 07:47
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I swear to god, every time the entire enemy team has set up camp in the middle of the map and we need really need to make a push and gain some ground, there's always ONE guy that splits away from the group to paint something off to the side at the last second before we get to the middle and we lose the push. Every time. Then he dies too, in a hailstorm of aerospray and shame.
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Aug 5, 2017 08:03
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LethalGeek posted:That's because they're right and you're wrong. Alright, I'll just go sit over there with the rest of the wrong ketchup kings.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:55
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Supercar Gautier posted:You get them from paying Murch to scrub your gear. He charges $20000 for most items (but only $2000 for the Splatfest T-shirt). Drinks are the fast way if you feel lucky. They're much easier to get than chunks, and are pretty generous mostly in getting the ability.
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Aug 6, 2017 01:31
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Oh, gently caress off.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:04
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Aug 6, 2017 07:07
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Now I have even more reasons to hate mayonnaise.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:12
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Dr. Fetus posted:Oh yeah, and do note they changed how the Ink Saver abilities work in this game. Each weapon has one of 2 attributes associated with it that affect how much Ink Saver affects it. Generally, weapons with higher ink consumption are affected more, while weapons with lower ink consumption are affected less. Full list is on the first sheet of this Google Doc. (Oh and the stuff like damage values are purely for how long the bars on the stats screen are, so ignore those. The actual values can be seen in the testing range.) What exactly are "Middle" and "High" even meant to mean in this context? Does it mean that the effect is high or medium, or that you need more or fewer to make a difference? Is this all measured with one main ability Ink Saver? Multiple main abilities? What about sub abilities? Is this explicitly in reference to Ink Saver Main, or does it apply to Ink Saver Sub also?
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Aug 6, 2017 21:06
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Dr. Fetus posted:High gets affected more. (Apparently up to 50% reduction.) Medium, it's up to around 47% reduction instead. Not sure how subs factor into that, though. Cool, thanks for clarifying. Internet Kraken posted:Speaking of health, is the bomb defense perk useful at all? Furthermore, is it effective against things other than bombs? If it's more generalized explosion resistance and it reduces damage from things like Tenta-Missiles or the explosion from the Baller, I could see that being really useful.
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Aug 6, 2017 21:24
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Why is there always a guy that beelines the enemy spawn, and always charges back there no matter how many times he's killed or how the round is going? Who is that man? What does he hope to accomplish?
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Aug 6, 2017 22:48
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It's actually really awesome that the end difference in snails is so small if you're willing to put in the effort. But I'm still mad that soggy white mess of a condiment ran away with a win in anthing but the race for "worst thing to put on a hamburger."
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Aug 7, 2017 07:49
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Lakbay posted:How the heck do you deal with autobombs, you can't shoot them and I feel like they follow you forever before they explode Treat it like you would a single tenta missile. Stand still to set it off, then casually walk out of range of the explosion and ink over where it was before resuming your business. Alternatively, die.
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Aug 7, 2017 15:01
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Like yeah furries are gross but jesus some of you are acting like you're the last wall against some kind of invading force. It's some weirdos drawing cartoon animals in some speech bubbles in a game calm down holy poo poo. You're reporting of benign drawings isn't some how going to send a message to furries not to draw stuff and drive them away. Losing your poo poo about furries was old hat on SA back in 06 gently caress off
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Aug 7, 2017 20:34
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HellCopter posted:ban this sick filth The ones who search provided twitter/tumblr handles hoping to find more "cute" art. You idiot. You absolute moron.
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Aug 7, 2017 20:51
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Ledgem posted:Hiding behind protecting children to mask hatred for a social group that has loud gross people. Yes. Ban all of them. They're all that. And not kids drawing anthro animal versions of themselves. We've got a live one, boys.
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Aug 7, 2017 22:18
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Oh man this SR loadout is brutal.
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Aug 8, 2017 01:05
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I will say that this game sometimes makes me angry in ways I thought only Smash could.
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Aug 8, 2017 03:37
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Is there a point to the nozzlenose?
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Aug 8, 2017 03:54
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Internet Kraken posted:The inkjet is really powerful, you just have to be mindful of your surroundings when using it and what weapons the other team has. Anyone you take on in a fair fight should lose to you everytime. What you need to watch out for is ambushes, especially if the other team has long range weapons. If the enemy runs away instead of murdering you during your startup frames, it has brief invincibility and I think it persists for about a second after the move finishes, in my experience of trying to shoot people who've just used it. Basically if you don't get popped starting it up you can use the ink it spawns to get out of there. It also scales with height, and you can use it out of a superjump, so you can use it to surprise the kind of players that like to sit around shooting at jump points.
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Aug 9, 2017 02:19
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Internet Kraken posted:I only just noticed that Flow has a tail. She also only has one foot. Because she's a mollusk.
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Aug 9, 2017 02:54
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Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
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Aug 10, 2017 19:05
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Dr. Fetus posted:So the data miners found out the true effect of drink tickets. It doesn't work the way most people think they do. 
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Aug 25, 2017 00:16
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gently caress I hate dualies
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Sep 2, 2017 16:33
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0 for 2 now. gently caress that noise and gently caress splatfests, just give me a monthly stipend of sea snails thanks.
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Sep 3, 2017 17:36
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I don't like Kelp Dome
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Sep 16, 2017 05:13
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They finally made a splatfest just for Goons!
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When's the beans/no beans in chili splatfest?
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