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Tenta Missiles are a goddamn riot on Port Mackerel, you don't have to backtrack that far to get the whole enemy team in your sights, and you can usually scoot back forward and pressure at least one of them when they're coming down. Today was a good day in
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Inescapable Duck posted:In terrible taste: Haha this rules. Dr. Fetus posted:And you felt the need to share that, why? Because it's hilarious even while I'm desperately trying to figure out if my home is intact.
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throw to first drat IT posted:
Target the backboard just like you would when shooting hoops.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:49
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jyrque posted:Is your router/wifi modem using 2.4Ghz or 5Ghz bandwidth? Switch supports the latter which might help especially if the distance between your console and router is huge or blocked by walls or whatever. 5GHz is for when you see a zillion networks or are close to the router, 2.4GHz is better for distance and walls. For when nothing but the best will do, Switch supports USB wired network adapters.
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Oct 6, 2017 11:22
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Leveled down into Overachiever for Salmon Run and it's so relaxing.Jonas Albrecht posted:Team Werewolf is gonna win. Werewolves are just people that get to be a cool dog once a month while there's all sorts of aristocracy and inbreeding and bullshit and lifestyle changes tied up with vampires.
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Oct 14, 2017 01:50
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Escobarbarian posted:So admittedly I don’t play a whole lot of Salmon Run but I literally only just got out of Part-Timer for the first time Nice! One thing that the lower levels don't have is some of the more interesting events like Mothership and Glowflies, but those events tend to require a lot of coördination, and that can be hard to get with randos.
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Oct 16, 2017 01:05
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pokeyman posted:The hell is this https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-curse-of-the-diaeresis
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Oct 16, 2017 01:10
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pokeyman posted:Get that poo poo outta the Splatoon thread. Who are you, the sheriff of English orthography?
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Oct 16, 2017 02:48
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I'm gonna miss the Grizzco Brella, preëmptively pouring one out for it.
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Oct 16, 2017 04:27
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Huh weird that shifty stations are always set in a cool sci-fi void instead of a dirty rear end stable or a hosed up dungeon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqjR1gHyIQ
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Nov 12, 2017 05:21
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Dr Cheeto posted:You can just take out the SD card and get the video file directly from there and upload that instead. but then you have to hard shut down your switch which takes time and is annoying
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Nov 23, 2017 17:29
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Ultralight Beam is a good Kanye song, but winter clothes are overrated in general imo.
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Dec 2, 2017 05:34
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Shame Boner posted:I should've chucked a grenade over near my teammates or something, but I get tunnel vision when I know we're good on eggs in the last seconds of a round. This is me panicking because we were just a couple eggs shy and I wasn't immediately thinking of the best way to get 'em: https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/937398275878961152
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Dec 3, 2017 22:03
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Legit good socks are one of my favorite things to unwrap on Christmas morning.
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Dec 8, 2017 18:30
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Shame Boner posted:Sock longevity tip for goons: wash your feet with soap and water and trim your goddamn toenails regularly. And don't be afraid to throw out socks that are worn out.
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Dec 8, 2017 18:36
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Shinmera posted:Maybe I'm just not taking this game seriously enough, but I don't really get why so many people hate pretty much all of the shifty stations. I haven't had any real beef with any of them so far, and generally enjoyed the experience since it's something new every time. Because you're reading a thread in a gaming forum, and a lot of people think complaining about games makes them good at games.
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Dec 16, 2017 17:38
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Had octopus sushi and a friend had salmon roe for dinner, thought of y'all.Rexroom posted:It is literally a game for children, look at this live stream for example: That's just how every streamer sounds regardless of nationality.
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Leaf Lock posted:Why even give Europe food-centric Splatfests. They gently caress it up every time. Two possible takes:
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Feb 13, 2018 21:32
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Shoehorn a new Splattle Royale mode in.
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Feb 19, 2018 07:32
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Spotted this art at an okonomiyaki place last week: 
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Feb 23, 2018 23:13
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"Are you ready to see which loving Japanese spring tradition is good?" *racuous cheers and applause* "Are you loving READY????” *orgasmic screaming from the audience* *dome drops from a crane trapping three teenagers inside while instantly splatting a fourth unlucky enough to be right under the rim*
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Mar 2, 2018 13:41
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Literally the name of the thread.
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Mar 2, 2018 22:33
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Anyone who votes "chicken" doesn't understand biology.
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Dr Cheeto posted:
Pearl would be the Splatoon character in the small size, Marina in the large size, existing inklings stay medium.
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Spellman posted:Of course it did. A 99% chicken/1% dinosaur became a 100% chicken. This is because the chickasaur was only a couple of junk-DNA strands shy of being a proper chicken. It probably ate the wrong birdseed, fell into a neanderthal's stem cell research cave, or drank its own piss. This gave the almost-bird the homeopathic kick it needed to go full-chicken before it laid its egg It’s actually because two proto-chickens ＦＵＣＫＥＤ.
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Mar 11, 2018 18:30
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SeANMcBAY posted:I miss c’mon. It had more versatility than over here. It probably had to change because it's localized, and the "over here" meaning is more accurate to what it is in other languages.
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Mar 15, 2018 20:49
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Leaf Lock posted:Yeah especially with how awful it is to draw on that thing. A lot of people use their computers and transfer it using an arduino thingy to automatically draw it pixel by pixel. That's what I'd do. I’ve enjoyed doodling with a stylus but I already had styluses lying around. https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/915774322681057280
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Dr Cheeto posted:Doritos Nacho Cheese vs Cool Ranch *Marina pointing dualies at Pearl in her cubicle* "Which came first? Ranch or Cool Ranch?"
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Cocoa Crispies posted:*Marina pointing dualies at Pearl in her cubicle*  
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Mar 21, 2018 18:58
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DEBUNNIFY YOURSELF AND FACE TO SQUIDSHED.
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Mar 21, 2018 19:14
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Do they ever switch up the music for queuing in a lobby? I can only go ham on the pitch shifter and flanger for so long on one song If you push one stick all the way up and the other all the way down you pitch shift everything above the filter on the flange and it’s just the percussion left.
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Mar 22, 2018 13:36
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:How do you manage discord and switch audio at the same time? I use just normal TV/Switch speakers for the switch, and a single AirPod for discord. The AirPods are pretty good at ambient noise cancellation, and I can charge one in the case slightly faster than one runs down doing constant audio.
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Someone has a bunch of special damage reduction?
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Imagine Pearl and Marina trying to banter about a circumcised vs. uncircumcised penises splatfest…
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https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/979404751891812352 Hoping I'll have time to represent The Beautiful Game.
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:I haven't played much (level 5) but I'm wondering two things: when do you unlock lobby banners and how the gently caress can so many people draw all this cute/cool stuff? I can barely manage stick figures 1) Just find the red postbox on the left side of the lobby, near Marie. 2) A stylus helps a lot. The Apple Pencil doesn't work, but cheap styluses do. Some people use a Teensy with firmware that draws out the picture, but that's bullshit imo. Art is hard and being bad at it is okay.
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I got bad or tired or something in the last month of not really playing, so I've been down in the 1600-1700 zone. Lots of soccer vs. soccer matches, having fun with dualie squelchers: https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/982655304864186369 https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/982670406669627393
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repiv posted:I got flung across the entire map by tenta missiles hitting a grapple I just assumed that was forbidden somehow. https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/982701075072401409
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Dad Jokes posted:lmao I take it back the grapples are good for dunking on autobombers Finally got an opportunity to try this. https://twitter.com/BonzoESC/status/982830524434534401 Cackled like a maniac irl when it worked.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Inkbots when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBP_ni7ggY
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