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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Goonfights 1: Here
Goonfights 2: Here

UPDATES ARE EVERY THURSDAY

Current Company Data

Updates
Update 1 - The First Year.
Update 2 - Jan. 2001.
Update 3 - Feb 2001
Ypdate 4 March 2001
Update 5 - April 2001
Update 6 - May 2001
Update 7- June 2001
Update 8 - July - September 2001
Update 9 - October - December 2001


The story, this time around....

Capitalistpig awoke with a cold sweat.

Was it all a dream?

Goonfights, the whole thing?

He looked at the clock, yeah, it was still 1999, he was still in the southern wastelands in New Georgia.

He couldn't shake the dream, wrestling, it wasn't something that people had thought about in a long time. Ever since the fall the only sports had been tame ones, people's lives were brutal enough.

He could do it though, he could make it a success.

He had the money, he had the knowledge....



Welcome to Goonfights 3!

This time around, it is January 2000.

In this alternate reality in 1980 a huge catastrophic nuclear event set off a chain reaction into a bloody conflict that engulfed the world.

Once the first bomb hit everything was on the table, no more rules. Weapons were made that shattered the world.

The only land still above water or not a blasted radioactive unlivable hell of muddy death was North America and Mexico, and even then they weren't what people remembered.

The snowy north, what was once Canada is now "The Northern Wastelands"
The United States are now "The Southern Wastelands"
Mexico is now referred to as "Nueva Teotihuacan"

Refugees from all over the world gathered and resettled there and life returned to somewhat normal.

People worked together and got some technologies working again, Nuclear energy and anything to do with radioactive anything was banned.

Energy was gathered from renewable sources since the population of the world was so low it was easier to make those things work.

A new internet has been made, though nowhere near the state it was in before the fall.

Television and radio are once again staples of life, though again, not on the scale it once was.

Capitalistpig used a dream to revitalize the wrestling industry. This is the story of Professional wrestling in that world.




I am using TEW 2016 which chaoslord kindly bought for me, with the caveat that I bring back goonfights!

This time around instead of just focusing on a single company with all you chuckleheads in it I made a whole world.
I used the votefinder player list to add over 100 names as people who could pop up as workers in the wrestling industry at any time!

instead of writing each show we are going to condense things and each week i will run an entire months worth of shows from all active wrestling companies as a weekly wrestling report kind of view.

Our character this time is.....


I started the game with four active promotions.

Let's tour them now.

Blood On The Sand - BotS



Blood on the sand was created in the california free territories to compete with the attention Capitalistpig was getting in the South East.
Founded by Grandicap it is a more aggressive and hardcore based promotion. Grandi mostly fills the role of Announcing, colour commentating, or road Agent as needed in his promotion.

Here is their product style



Titles:




And info sheet:




Campeones de la Lucha Libre - CLL



This league was founded in Nueva Teotihuacan by a mysterious financial power. However, the face of the company is Eccoraven who runs the business and books the shows. She runs the show as a corrupt authority figure.











Neo Stampede Wrestling - NSW



Founded by Retro Futurist who also wrestles within the company, intent on reviving a Canadian tradition from a long time ago. The Canuckle Sandwich Lives On!











Wastelands Wrestling League - WWL



Wastelands Wrestling league, one of the "Big Two" in the Southern Wastelands wrestling scene. (well one of the only two) This promotion is run by Capitalistpig who often works as a heel color commentator(but can easily step into an authority figure or announcing role if necessary,)











That is the four companies as they stand in the beginning.

Now, the workers that the game will begin with.



Some of you are not wrestlers, these also include some refs and announcers and road agents.

Everyone will begin unemployed except the four owners.

The cool thing about TEW 2016 is that it has good organic settings, the game will create workers as needed and other companies can spring up as the game moves on.


As I started up the game i got these little blurbs about people





So to start things up I am going to have a major update in the third post of a years worth of the game running so a respectable amount of extra workers can be built up and I can have a big, meaty update.

So here we go!

Feel free to cut promos and talk trash ITT and enjoy the show!

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2017 around 00:15

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Current Company Data

BOTS



Tag Teams:
The Truth - Moatillata and bottleknight
Party Central - TMMadman and John Cena

Title Holders:
BotS Prime Warrior Championship - CCKeane
BotS Tag Team Championship - Kashuno and Moatillata

Main Event:
Allen Wren
Truth quark
Winvirus

Upper Midcarders
TMMadman
CCKeane
Kashuno


Midcarders
AXE COP
Baron Fuzzlewhack
Bottleknight
Moatillata
Podima

Lower Midcarders
Eddie Valiant
JOHN CENA
Somberbrero

Openers
Magres
Anomalous Amalgam

Jobbers
Lumpen

Announce Team
Pintrest Mom and Grandicap

Refs
Diqnol

Managers
None

Road Agents
Totino boy

NSW



Tag Teams:
Hal Incandenza and AXE COP
The Phenominals - Somberbrero and Baron Fuzzlewhack
winvirus and Truth Quark
John Cena and Dongsbot9000
magres and retro futurist

Title Holders:
NSW Heavyweight Championship - Absurd Revolver
NSW Tag Team Championship - Somberbrero and Absurd Revolver

Main Event:
Chaoslord
Absurd Revolver
Exakt Science
Max

Upper Midcarders
Axe Cop
Yuming
Jamuraan
RF

Midcarders
Baron Fuzzlewhack
JOHN CENA
dongsbot9000
Somberbrero
Magres
Hal Incandenza
colbamf

Lower Midcarders
Eddie Valiant
Amoeba102
No Lynch

Openers
Truth Quark
Jose Velasquez

Jobbers
Lumpen
winvirus

Announce Team
Sir Samuel Vinington and 50 Pounds of Bread

Refs
Puntification
Votefinder

Managers
none

Road Agents
none

WWL



Tag Teams:
Death from Above - Asiina and peramene

Title Holders:
WWL Wastelands Championship - No Lynch
WWL Wastelands Tag Team Championship - Vacant
WWL Women's Championship - dormant (for some reason the AI retired it immediately and never replaced it)

Women's Division:
AnonymousNarcotics
Asiina
Li Dawny
peramene
Rarity
yuming
poldara
zzyzx

Main Event:
Allen Wren
Axe Cop
Magres

Upper Midcarders
Amoeba102
No Lynch
goodness

Midcarders
Colbamf
Jimmy Hats
Juanito

Lower Midcarders
none

Openers
none

Jobbers
none

Announce Team
Cpig and Sir Samuel Vinington

Refs
CapnAndy

Managers
IcePhoenix

Road Agents
Totino boy

CLL



Tag Teams:
Furious Freaks - Kashuno and Moatillata
Future Vision - Jimson and Divertwig
Mega Men - Absurd Revolver and TMMmadman
The Dynamite Express - MMM and 8 bux
The Nature Boys - Yuming and Jammuraan
The Wild Boys - King Burgundy and Gamerofthegame

Title Holders:
CLL World Championship - Podima
CLL world Tag Team Championship - Bottleknight and Chaoslord

Main Event:
bottleknight
chaoslord
Kashuno
Moatillata
Pod

Upper Midcarders
TMMadman
Max
CCKeane
Exakt Science
Yuming

Midcarders
A worthy uhh
Absurd Revolver
8bux
Gamerofthegame
Jamuraan
MMM
Slasher Hawke

Lower Midcarders
Divertwig
MG3
PERPETUAL IDIOT
Jimsonthebetrayer

Openers
Jakep
Mills

Jobbers
windshipper

Announce Team
Pinterest Mom and Eccoraven

Refs
Diqnol
CapnAndy

Managers
none

Road Agents
Jedit


WCW



Tag Teams:
Sandwolf and QPQ
imgay and MG2
Winson Paine and Krunge

Title Holders:
WCW #1 Contender Title - big scary monsters
WCW National Tag Team Champions - imgay and MG2
WCW Triple Crown - Hal Incandenza

Main Event:
dongsbot9000
Hal Incandenza
Shadow0

Upper Midcarders
IPA
big scary monsters
sandwolf

Midcarders
imgay
JOHN CENA
MG2
Jose Valasquez
winson paine


Lower Midcarders
copacabana
krunge
tpink

Openers
QPQ
winvirus

Jobbers
Tao Jones

Announce Team
50 Pounds of Bread

Refs
Votefinder

Managers
none

Road Agents
Fast Luck


NGLOW



Tag Teams:
none

Title Holders:
NGLOW World Championship - peramene

Main Event:
Anonymous Narcotics
peramene

Upper Midcarders
Asiina
Pmush Perfect

Midcarders
curiousCat
Li Dawny
Rarity
yuming

Lower Midcarders
Propaganda Machine
Vivanova

Openers
zzyzx

Jobbers
Poldara

Announce Team
Sir Samuel Vinington

Refs
Diqnol

Managers
none

Road Agents
Fast Luck

PPWA

Tag Teams:


Title Holders:
Campeanatos de Parejas PPWA - Vacant
Campeonato de Lucha PPWA - Mills
PPWA Arena Championship - Allen Wren
PPWA Intercontinental - Flying Leatherman

Women's Division:
Pmush Perfect

Main Event:
Divertwig
Jimson
Mills
SLASHER HAWKE
Veritek83

Upper Midcarders
Dhaes
Epsilon Plus
Golden Zucchini
Prawned
Quidthulu

Midcarders
Allen Wren
busb
Fast Luck
Flying Leatherman
It's Miller Time
Khris Kruel
Tom Tucker

Lower Midcarders
Crazyeyes
Dick Bastardly
Dugong
Meinberg
Poque

Openers
flatluigi
flerp
wins32767

Jobbers
none

Announce Team
Ernie.

Refs
hitachi
Power of Pecota

Managers


Road Agents
A trainer(I made this guy specifically to be a trainer at dojos, but i guess he makes a good road agent too?)

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2017 around 23:38

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 1 - The first year

So, let's start this

BotS ditched their television show entirely and are just running monthly pay per views.



same for WWL



On the other hand CLL and NSW seem to have kept theirs






Lets see how well each company is doing



WWL seems to have fallen to local size and is number 4. Looks like cpig's dream got usurped!


The stars of WWL.



Bots managed to just stay above small in the regional level and is number 3 in the world.

Bots stars



The ones without avatars are workers that the game created after it had started and are not part of the starting batch of wrestlers. (also if you don't add a last name and a first name the game can't create wrestlers so i put a . as the only possible surname. So everyone created after the fact will have an extra . at the end of their name.)

NSW has done well for themselves and are number 2 in the world.

NSW Stars -



And the king , CLL is number 1 on the world and is doing quite well

CLL stars -



Every year there are "End of the Year Awards"

Let's have a look at the winners of this year.











Those are the only awards given out this year.


Now on to the fun stuff, some of the weird little things that happened over the year.







Apparently, the MMA was also reborn into this apocalyptic wasteland!







And here is my favorites, Love is in The Air!

(hahahaha)



Now let's take a look at the best show put on by each company this year.


(. and . in the main event are winvirus and truth quark)


(This one was from top to bottom the .'s are A worthy Uhh and TMM going to a time limit draw with Moat and Gamerofthegame and the one under that is 8bux and Golden Zuchinni defeating Perpetual idiot and Slasher Hawke)



(The tag team match was winvirus and truth quark defeating Somber and No Lynch and the double count out was cena and dongsbot vs Eddie Valiant and Baron Fuzzlewhack.)

and finally WWL




And that is it for the first year!

Join me next week when we can see what our companies do in January of 2001!







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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Looking forward to enjoying this until the program breaks and you lose interest!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Retro Futurist posted:

Looking forward to enjoying this until the program breaks and you lose interest!

I have been messing around with it for a little over a year now and I have some games that are huge unwieldy databases.

It is a lot more stable than previous incarnations so expect this to run a lot longer.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




If I'm not in the league I'm throwing a staircase at you.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

PMush Perfect posted:

If I'm not in the league I'm throwing a staircase at you.

You didn't answer my call for wrestlers

You are on the list of potential names of people that will possibly appear in the future.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




How soon we forget about my Southern Belle gimmick.

passive-aggressively uses a fancy fan

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


CapitalistPig posted:

I am using TEW 2016 which chaoslord kindly bought for me, with the caveat that I bring back goonfights!

My benevolence pays off

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


I came to kick rear end and pass out Jehovah's witness informational pamphlets

And I'm fresh out of pamphlets

Moatillata fucked around with this message at Jul 8, 2017 around 22:05

Max
Nov 30, 2002



All Flash no skill that's how you spell M A X

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 1 finished, working on company data for second post. Link at top of OP.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


So am I working for both promotions I am a star for then?

Good first year imo. I deserved young guy. The injury sucks though

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

chaoslord posted:

So am I working for both promotions I am a star for then?

Yes, none of the companies are over Regional size yet so they can't offer exclusive written contracts, so there is lots of overlap with pay per appearance contracts.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Ok. That's what I figured but I didn't want to make assumptions

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


I really like that you've essentially made me a Hart

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Moatillata posted:

I came to kick rear end and pass out Jehovah's witness informational pamphlets

And I'm fresh out of pamphlets

Hello. My name is Elder Slord.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Current company info is up in the second post. Also updated schedule above it.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


chaoslord posted:

Hello. My name is Elder Slord.

You won't fool me rookie

What we need in this post apocalyptic wasteland is a return to good old fashioned values and an abolishment of Halloween

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Also cpig your computer algorithm may or may not be racist

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Holy poo poo lol at the Ecco/Magnus romance.

If I send you a better screen cap of my av is it possible to swap out? The current one is LACKING.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


CPIG make me and moat a religion based tag team whenever there is a good opportunity

BK what should we name our tag team? We're the tag team champs bay-bay!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


I am a Tag Team Champion!

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Podima posted:

Holy poo poo lol at the Ecco/Magnus romance.

If I send you a better screen cap of my av is it possible to swap out? The current one is LACKING.

The only way to top this would be ecco/inf

chaoslord posted:

CPIG make me and moat a religion based tag team whenever there is a good opportunity

BK what should we name our tag team? We're the tag team champs bay-bay!

I have received a message from Jehovah that this is acceptable

Moatillata fucked around with this message at Jul 9, 2017 around 01:54

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Sadly i cant change pictures or make specific booking decisions for any of the feds. me being an anonymous observer means its just the ai running the show. I have no direct control over any of the other feds.

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe



Of course it is

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Flying Leatherman posted:



Of course it is
He's such a good little robot.

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


Ooooh yeah, I've got the most prestigious belt in the land and noooooobody's gonna take it from me, especially not any of you, with your weak hands and stupid face

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Lmao you put no lynch as a wrestler

Also Kash



Fellow furious freak

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Moatillata posted:

Lmao you put no lynch as a wrestler

It was actually a players name on the player list in votefinder.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


I just figured you grabbed it off votefinder

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


Your heavyweight world champion checking in to tell you rude doods you better watch out, cause I'm not going to take it easy on any of you. You'll have to pry this belt from my cold, dead hands.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Podima posted:

Holy poo poo lol at the Ecco/Magnus romance.

This and me starting a band are my two favorite things so far.

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


My favourite thing so far is this marvellous belt I'm holding in my two hands because it's mine. I'm holding it above my head because I'm a winner. Who dares challenge me for it?

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


BK and I are naming our tag team DUI Checkpoint

"It'll be like no mercy, except you go to jail for drunk driving if u gently caress with us" - the beekman himself

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

My favourite thing so far is this marvellous belt I'm holding in my two hands because it's mine. I'm holding it above my head because I'm a winner. Who dares challenge me for it?

I'll take it from you, brother.

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

#1 Da Best


quote:

The Nature Boys - Jamuraan and Yuming(lolwat?)

I'm about this

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Wooo!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

Sign me up and make me a tag team partner with Podima tyvm

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