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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Captain Foo posted:

Sign me up and make me a tag team partner with Podima tyvm

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 2 A.K.A. wtf is WWL doing?!

The month of Jan. 2001

Apparently, I finally popped the question.


One to keep an eye on


Some upcoming pushes to expect:



A fresh faced rookie.


Big egos:



Best Buds:



Monthly PPVs
NSW:

the . with AR is somber

CLL:


Bots:

.with pod in the main event is Truth quark

WWL:


LMAO no wonder WWL is doing so lovely, what kind of show is that?

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I am grateful to BK for giving me a shot at his title and hope he takes no offense to my request. We are still the best tag team in CLL. A healthy rivalry will keep DUI Checkpoint strong

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I am OK with Moat defeating me.

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


CapitalistPig posted:

Some upcoming pushes to expect:


Hell yes!

CapitalistPig posted:

Monthly PPVs
NSW:

the . with AR is somber

Well, the audience may have hated it, but I did beat JOHN CENA, which seems significant

CapitalistPig posted:

WWL:


LMAO no wonder WWL is doing so lovely, what kind of show is that?

"Biggest push in company history" my rear end, the league I'm not even a champion in is giving me better matches

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

MMM Whatchya Say posted:



Well, the audience may have hated it, but I did beat JOHN CENA, which seems significant


D+ is slightly above average in a company this size.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Max posted:

I am OK with Moat defeating me.

If you are trying to get into my head with this statement

IT IS WORKING

*Grabs a chair*

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I have . . . TWO CHAIRS.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Moatillata posted:

If you are trying to get into my head with this statement

IT IS WORKING

*Grabs a chair*

softly opens chair and sets it down; then takes a seat and opens a small book with black binding

"Jehovah our God is one Jehovah. There is but one God, the Father, of whom are all things, and we unto him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things, and we by him.

In the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever"

smiles peacefully

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Max posted:

I have . . . TWO CHAIRS.

Have you heard the good word, brother?

suplexes Max thru a table

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I care not for this mono-theistic chair assault. Polytheism gives more chairs to more people.

And that is why I must break you with these thumbtacks.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Confirming that CL is the best.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

Max posted:

I have . . . TWO CHAIRS.

got to get to stomping in my air Force ones

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


CapitalistPig posted:

One to keep an eye on


lumpen needs to stop talking poo poo

alternative joke: they expect one of us in the wreckage, brothers

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Hey sorry guys update will come later today. I straight up forgot yesterday and I'm cooking dinner now.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 3 - Feb. 2001

Semi dull month

So before the update, i will show you the dojos from around the world.














Those are all the places training wrestlers currently.


Now for some exciting news for CLL fans!






new buds


Brawny Dawny


The top 10 wrestlers in the world




Yep that happened.

Here are this month's pay per view events!










And that is it for Feb.!


also

this button



is getting very very tempting to press.........

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Interesting that I found the Hart Mansion in Ontario given that it's in Calgary, CPIG

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Retro Futurist posted:

Interesting that I found the Hart Mansion in Ontario given that it's in Calgary, CPIG

Lol, look at this noob not understanding the new political divisions after the bomb in the post apocalypse wasteland of 2001.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Moat and I had a "skit" eh????

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


CapitalistPig posted:

Lol, look at this noob not understanding the new political divisions after the bomb in the post apocalypse wasteland of 2001.

get loving owned

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


Soon all of Canada will be Ontario

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


Nooooo I lost my belt.

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


Mr. F! posted:

Nooooo I lost my belt.

You know who hasn't lost his belt? This guy!!!!! Better than all of you trash heaps, I'm the real deal. Y'all suck, none of you could beat me in a fight, maybe to make it fair you could have two of you challenge at once and I'd probably still win, chumps. You chumps, I'm champ! That get it through your skulls? Don't even look at me.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Mr. F! posted:

Nooooo I lost my belt.

n...no?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016



What a wonderful surprise

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 4 - March 2001


Not a lot happened this month but there was one HUGE thing that happened.

First though, a bit of news.




hopefully this time it sticks!

Now

on to the big news.....





This happened on the first day of April as I closed out the month.

I am eager to see who gets hired and how far this exciting new company goes!





Since it was founded the day this update stopped there are no belts yet, they don't have any shows, and the only person on their roster is JOHN CENA so we will have to wait a couple updates for them to start running shows and being viable.

On to this months PPV's!


. = Truth Quark in main event.


. and . in opener is A worthy uhh and SLASHER HAWKE


in the tag title match Somber is AR's partner and they faced magres and John Cena





Also I want to comment on a really weird game thing

For some reason.. WWL is the only company that has hired any women, despite all the other rosters having women integrated into the wrestling scene on equal footing with the men.

The one company who has a womens division has ALL the women AND they retired the womens title.

The wastelands of 2001 North America and Mexico are misogynistic af.



this button tempts me further to start an all women's company......

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


WOMEN'S ALLIANCE

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


DUI Checkpoint will be tag champs forever because we keep wrestling each other rather than defending our tag team gold

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I apparently am a huge draw in all the failing leagues.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Allen Wren posted:

I apparently am a huge draw in all the failing leagues.

I wouldn't necessarily say Bots is "failing" it is just number 3, but they aren't losing money like WWL is.

WWL is the only company that almost instantly fell to local sized and is struggling to rise above small now, everyone else at least stayed regional or rose in the case of CLL.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 5 - April 2001

Big update this time.

Remember when mithross left to train for an MMA fight?



MMM leaves all other companies and signs an exclusive contract with CLL!





The new standings



The shows..






WCW has been on a hiring spree but still hasn't run a show yet.

also...

rumor has it.....

that a revolution is coming to the wastelands next month...

get ready



is coming.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Defeated MG3, lost to Mr F. Dang bookers.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


chaoslord posted:

Defeated MG3, lost to Mr F. Dang bookers.

I avenged my brother, MG3

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


Very excited for my no doubt champion run at the biggest league in the sport.

chaoslord posted:

Defeated MG3, lost to Mr F. Dang bookers.

This is a pretty good gimmick

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Yay, defeated MMM for a belt.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


when do I get to piledrive bk

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Oh this is back, I hope I announce the poo poo out of matches.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

i don't think i debuted yet

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Update 6 - May 2001

Not a super exciting update but WCW ran their first show!

first happenings and news





Kash hurt himself and KB said "I'm outta here"

KB must be focusing on working in the big companies and being a champion in the smallest.

Here are this months PPV shows





the .'s in the tag match are The Wild Boys over Jimson and Slasher Hawke





The .'s in the tag title match are QPQ and Sandwolf over imgay and tao Jones



Man, i am almost gonna say that show title is pretty appropriate to what is actually happening.


Since not much happened this month i took some time to go through all the company contracts and fix the . problem, so the results shouldn't have things like . and . defeated . and . anymore from this point on.

I also updated the "Current Company Info" in the second post.

Also

more women are starting to want to be wrestlers so who knows, Nuclear G.L.O.W. could be sooner than you think.

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


I AM KING poo poo

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