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C-SPAM President who :thunk:
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The guy who posts nothing but cats in Trump Thread 34 38.64%
Al! 23 26.14%
Jeb! 31 35.23%
Total: 88 votes
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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Vote because power makes you smoothbrained and not enough alcohol can buffer the process to slow it down

so ok now you go vote for your next president and turn them smoothbrained instead of me now thanks in advance

the polls are based on the top 3 nominations, if you didn't get a chance to nominate well too l8 but you can vote

pick wisely or don't

do whatever you want, its a free society (or is it? :thunk:)

the nominees can advocate for their platform in this thread too so go fer it m8

you get this nifty free t-shirt for your vote courtesy of the Nite Crew Party :sun:

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 01:02 on Jul 9, 2017

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
*writes in john galt*

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Baloogan posted:

*writes in john galt*

who is john galt?

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
cool shirt

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


votin for Al who is going to make clean coal cleaner and greater, greater, greater than EVER. BEFORE. :coal:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

who cares this is all pointless

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i vote white rural death

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Al! is an anarcho-communist who makes gifs

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

who cares this is all pointless

local government is most important

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

local government is most important

too easy to corrupt imo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

pointless dumb figurehead who cant do anythin cuz they got no power

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://vine.co/v/ie0vLEeVUY3

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

too easy to corrupt imo

yer supposed tae corrupt

its one process to ensmoothening the mind of a leader besides ingesting the semen of a silverback gorilla

Turdfuzz posted:

pointless dumb figurehead who cant do anythin cuz they got no power

thats the idea, yes

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

yer supposed tae corrupt

its one process to ensmoothening the mind of a leader besides ingesting the semen of a silverback gorilla

gently caress this n gently caress that n gently caress u n gently caress the op n gently caress u

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

gently caress this n gently caress that n gently caress u n gently caress the op n gently caress u

fu k u too

how am i supposed to pick between two people with ! in their names

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

jeb hasnt even posted in p much forver

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




vote al! to continue the ik to prez career trajectory pipeline

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

gently caress the iks n gently caress the prez n gently caress all that poo poo n we need communism now

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

its one of the few good isms out there

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

jeb hasnt even posted in p much forver

That's the sort of laissez faire hands off environment we need around here to grow good posts.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I picked poorly as Lindsey ain't a candidate

JEB!

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Rand alPaul posted:

That's the sort of laissez faire hands off environment we need around here to grow good posts.

yes I agree, it should be a marketplace of ideas - free enterprise as our forefathers intended


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGsvURsfc

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jeb!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Does Jeb! refer to me or the gimmick account? Either way I vote Joementum.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Jeb! Repetition posted:

Does Jeb! refer to me or the gimmick account? Either way I vote Joementum.

the oligarchy of jeb!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Weeping Wound posted:

I picked poorly as Lindsey ain't a candidate

JEB!

Lindsey supported Al! rather than being the candidate of my dreams, so I guess I had to. :smith:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://matias.ma/nsfw/

Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.
Here is my C-SPAM platform:

2 avocados, mashed
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 Tbsp lime juice
3 Tbsp minced red onion
2 jalapenos; stems and seeds removed, minced
2 Tbsp cilantro, finely chopped

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

free matey vote was suppressed who will join me in the armed insurrection against this sham government?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
i was a corrupt ik and i promise to.be an even more corrupt president

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
ah, what's the use...it's ¡Jeb! for me I guess.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
if the prez has no power then how is their brain going to get ensmoothened??

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Jeb! can do it!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i'm going to vote for myself again

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
This vote is a FRAUD

how is madame president ensuring that ILLEGAL D&D POSTERS aren't CROSSING THE SUBFORUM LINES and ILLEGALLY VOTING? OR is that the plan ALL ALONG>?

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Mar 4, 2005



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