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| The guy who posts nothing but cats in Trump Thread |
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ScrubLeague posted:why are you cucks voting for jeb and not cat guy Its His Turn™
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Jul 12, 2017 07:41
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ScrubLeague posted:why are you cucks voting for jeb and not cat guy Because we've finally been given a chance to fix the fatal, traumatic mistake we made in 2016 of not electing JEB!
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Jul 12, 2017 08:23
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ScrubLeague posted:why are you cucks voting for jeb and not cat guy
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Jul 12, 2017 09:07
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vote for the cat man bitch
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Jul 12, 2017 09:11
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Because we've finally been given a chance to fix the fatal, traumatic mistake we made in 2016 of not electing JEB!
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Jul 12, 2017 09:33
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jeb!
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Jul 12, 2017 09:35
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not gonna lie that was a krafty fkn werk u pulled there POWERBALL, im not sure what the future may hold for u at the moment - it could be greatness indeed but the decision is urs~
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Jul 13, 2017 00:56
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Mariana Horchata posted:not gonna lie that was a krafty fkn werk u pulled there POWERBALL, im not sure what the future may hold for u at the moment - it could be greatness indeed but the decision is urs~ a breathtaking troll i'm still reeling
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Jul 13, 2017 03:33
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im just glad im not winning
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Jul 13, 2017 03:40
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ScrubLeague posted:why are you cucks voting for jeb and not cat guy https://vine.co/v/ie0vLEeVUY3
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Jul 13, 2017 03:41
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:a breathtaking troll yea im sry but the milennials are comin 4 ur job linds best to consider retirement instead of 8yrs of fools errands much like john bohner did
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Jul 13, 2017 03:46
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lmao oops
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Jul 13, 2017 05:40
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well since powerball can't be president i guess jeb wins by default really the only way jeb deserves to win, imo
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Jul 13, 2017 09:29
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Jeb! can fix it!
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Jul 13, 2017 16:13
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constitutional cspam crisis
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Jul 13, 2017 16:15
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This is the controversy that CSPAM deserves
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Jul 13, 2017 16:22
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ya hosed up Lastgirl, the first two elections were run the way they were specifically to avoid this type of shituation! My suggestion as Secretary of Hypernormalization is to have a runoff election between Al! and Jeb! and have both of them submit a policy platform to you before you post the poll, so that you can still get the election completed and results certified by ZDR before the end of next week !
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Jul 13, 2017 16:32
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i'm also gonna take this opportunity to humblebrag that I thought the cat pictures gimmick was Never Good, Actually, and
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Jul 13, 2017 16:34
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neither the secretary of hypernormalization nor the president has jurisdiction on issues of constitutionality! EXECUTIVE OVERREACH!
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Jul 13, 2017 16:37
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crazy cloud posted:ya hosed up Lastgirl, the first two elections were run the way they were specifically to avoid this type of shituation! My suggestion as Secretary of Hypernormalization is to have a runoff election between Al! and Jeb! and have both of them submit a policy platform to you before you post the poll, so that you can still get the election completed and results certified by ZDR before the end of next week ! i need some  herethe cat guy was sent to some cat thread where he can happily post cats in his cat sanctuary or is on a cia blacksite idk i get my reports mixed up a lot so this changes everything and if he IS on a cia blacksite my b ad guys, you can move him somewhere else lets do that then but uhh does anyone have Governor Bush's cellphone number, I need to have him submit a low energy policy platform asap 
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Jul 13, 2017 16:40
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As secretary of liquor, I advise everyone to drink heavily until this crisis passes us. Actually... Never not drink heavily.
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Jul 13, 2017 16:40
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I value the CSPAM CONSTITUTION as created by the FOUNDING MODERATORS and 420/69 will COMMENCE AGAIN if you try and take away our shitposts!!!
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Jul 13, 2017 16:44
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crazy cloud posted:ya hosed up Lastgirl, the first two elections were run the way they were specifically to avoid this type of shituation! My suggestion as Secretary of Hypernormalization is to have a runoff election between Al! and Jeb! and have both of them submit a policy platform to you before you post the poll, so that you can still get the election completed and results certified by ZDR before the end of next week ! no. jeb wins
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Jul 13, 2017 17:03
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TWIST FIST posted:no. jeb wins need to have a tie between cat guy and jeb!, and then let the supreme court decide
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Jul 13, 2017 17:06
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crazy cloud posted:i'm also gonna take this opportunity to humblebrag that I thought the cat pictures gimmick was Never Good, Actually, and same but i loved the owl pics gimmick
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Jul 13, 2017 17:23
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as secretary of drive thru orders i have to insist that all candidates provide a blood test and anyone with normal cholesterol levels withdraw their candidacy
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Jul 13, 2017 17:26
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punchymcpunch posted:same but i loved the owl pics gimmick
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Jul 13, 2017 17:27
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Lastgirl posted:
 C-SPAM platform: 2 avocados, mashed 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 Tbsp lime juice 3 Tbsp minced red onion 2 jalapenos; stems and seeds removed, minced 2 Tbsp cilantro, finely chopped 6-hour probation for anyone adding tomatoes or peas
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Jul 13, 2017 19:28
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Jeb! posted:
Where I'm from we use peas instead of avocados, tomatoes instead of jalapenos, and no cilantro.
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Jul 13, 2017 20:55
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This is me reading your post on my iWatch, baby. Mods, how do I queue this monster up for a permaban?
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Jul 13, 2017 21:40
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Jeb! posted:This is me reading your post on my iWatch, baby. u been smoking weed again Jeb!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpG5YWCVW_Q
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Jul 13, 2017 23:54
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I was disenfranchised! Please count my vote for Captain Clown.
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Jul 14, 2017 04:21
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wait i'm confused what happened?
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Jul 15, 2017 04:10
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Yeah, does this thing have an end date? Jeb! is waiting on pins and needles  
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Jul 15, 2017 04:26
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Jeb! posted:
a: tomatoes must be added b: only pussies remove the jalapeño seeds fin Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 06:33 on Jul 15, 2017 |
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Jul 15, 2017 06:30
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Jul 15, 2017 06:32
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:a: tomatoes must be added nice stolen valor plus gendered slur 
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Jul 15, 2017 07:22
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Autism Sneaks posted:nice stolen valor plus gendered slur i know, right? my party would be proud, evidently
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Jul 15, 2017 08:04
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stolen valor should be a nicolas cage movie about a plot to kidnap val kilmer
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Jul 15, 2017 08:09
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punchymcpunch posted:stolen valor should be a nicolas cage movie about a plot to kidnap val kilmer i like it, and you should tm that
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Jul 15, 2017 08:10
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