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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urCG4A4fa6k

Dingerfest is tonight at eight, but I'm sure there'll be some dipshit band playing some crap beforehand. The Machine will be pleased.

Here are some matchups. Marlins vs. Yanks x2!!!!!

1 Giancarlo Stanton (MIA, 26 dingers) vs. 8 Gary Sanchez (NYY, 13)
2 Aaron Judge (NYY, 30) vs. 7 Justin Bour (MIA, 20)
3 Cody Bellinger (LAD, 25) vs. 6 Charlie Blackmon (COL, 20)
4 Mike Moustakas (KC, 25) vs. 5 Miguel Sano (MIN, 21)

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


I've been waiting for years to use this thread title hth

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

can't wait to watch Judge destroy everything

dude's insane

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




give me all the hard stroked dongs

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




DJExile posted:

give me all the hard stroked dongs

:same:

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010





Over / under: 2.5 times the home run feature is hit

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



sano will win

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

I hope no one hits a home run

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003



I hope Giancarlo hits a hundred bombs and I hope an Aaron Judge liner kills a child

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008



long dong thread

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...


Grimey Drawer

I hope the winner donates their home runs to charity (Giants)

Deki
May 12, 2008




Abel Wingnut posted:

sano will win

I sure hope so.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


BetterLekNextTime posted:

I hope the winner donates their home runs to charity (Giants)

The Giants give a lot of those away anyways! :v:

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Reformed Pissboy posted:

I hope Giancarlo hits a hundred bombs and I hope an Aaron Judge liner kills a child

:yeah:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


How does some rear end in a top hat with less than 20 home runs get into the Derby?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

gently caress yes

E: vvvv lol

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

I hope he does this in the actual event but they cut the camera to the rafters and Sting is up there and drives it back down

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



C. Everett Koop posted:

I've been waiting for years to use this thread title hth

you should have waited longer imo


Abel Wingnut posted:

sano will win

:bisonyes:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

Aaron Judge loses the HRD when its discovered that hitting the roof is a Ground-Rule Double

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




i can't believe that the beefy lad sucks too much to be in this

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

Let's all hope the dinger machine is well oiled and ready to handle tonight's load of HR.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




are they just going to run it continuously?

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



i hope my son Aaron Judge hits the longest homer

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


lol gently caress Pit Bull

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

i can't believe that the beefy lad sucks too much to be in this

"And now presenting tonight's special wild card entry..."

~*Thuggish Ruggish Bone begins to play over the PA*~

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



Oh my god those Rockford Peach guys

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




Popete posted:

"And now presenting tonight's special wild card entry..."

~*Thuggish Ruggish Bone begins to play over the PA*~

The irony would be Schwarber would spend the HRD hitting nothing but singles.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Start the HRD while this is happening

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008



tim k is dancin!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

look at this obviously taped performance

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



An Apple A Gay posted:

tim k is dancin!

That he wasnt one of the on air guys laid off?

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



Pitbull sucks

hth

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Sydin posted:

The irony would be Schwarber would spend the HRD hitting nothing

:razz:

Hitting singles would be if a Giant was in it

Unless it was Posey, but then the other competitors would psych him into grounding out by standing at 1st and 2nd base

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

VikingSkull posted:

I hope he does this in the actual event but they cut the camera to the rafters and Sting is up there and drives it back down

hahahaha

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -


holy moly this is terrible

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


IcePhoenix posted:

you should have waited longer imo

do not disrespect The Machine :colbert:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




pit bull looks like he's 60 years old

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MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



Duke Chin posted:

holy moly this is terrible

Very. Please stop the pain

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