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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Also fuckin :lol: no one is there it's like a regular Marlins game.

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WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

I know everyone hates the HRD, but I like it and I'm ready for NON-STOP MASSIVE DONGERS!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



Waffles Inc. posted:

Pitbull sucks

hth

I think he's pretty good, definitely an inspiration for hairless moles everywhere

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



why does the hrd need a pitbull set anyway?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




I don't even get who this appeals to. Like lol who was on the fence about buying a ticket to the HRD, but then they saw Pitbull was the opening act and went "well gently caress better buy those tickets."

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



WienerDog posted:

I know everyone hates the HRD, but I like it and I'm ready for NON-STOP MASSIVE DONGERS!

Hey just fyi the election in two years is going to suuuuuuuck

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




super excited for John Lackey to represent the Cubs by throwing his normal fastball to everyone

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Go Stanton, boo MLB for not putting LoMo in.

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



Glad Correa and Springer passed on this. Learned from Berkman.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -


Sydin posted:

I don't even get who this appeals to. Like lol who was on the fence about buying a ticket to the HRD, but then they saw Pitbull was the opening act and went "well gently caress better buy those tickets."

You realize, of course, that somewhere in the middle of all the dongers being donged, they're going to bring Pitbul in to the ESPN broadcast be interviewed for no goddamn reason.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lol, MLB is the cheesiest poo poo ever

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

No Chris Berman!!!

:hfive:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


I want this DJ to play the national anthem

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Death to Bellinger and his serpent-mouth picture

Also I swear the PA said, "It's time to get this bloodfest underway"

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Why is there a DJ at the HRD lmao

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



I hope judge or stanton hit a ball hard

real hard

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -


I'd almost rather watch the AAA Home Run Derby in Tacoma WA than this poo poo right now.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




blackmon could not be more awkward

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




New Concept Hole posted:

Death to Bellinger and his serpent-mouth picture

My sleeper pick to shame both Judge and Stanton with his weird, all hips swing.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

already a good heel

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



Judge gets the biggest boos in the house :allears:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -


R.D. Mangles posted:

blackmon could not be more awkward

I want to pet/pick things out of his beard

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



Duke Chin posted:

I want to pet/pick things out of his beard

A goon baseball player

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



13 home run guy in HRD gonna win

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


This is the fullest this stadium will be for years to come

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.


Nothing would have made me happier than watching Springer clown Judge. It's too bad he declined the invite.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


The got George Washington to sing the anthem.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

I'll watch this

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Crypto-Rump Roast

George Washington killin' it.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

The anthem is one musical number too many for this production.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Remember when Todd Frazier made it to the final round a couple years ago with like 2 home runs?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Nothing about dongs in the title

:sad:

What even is this title

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


MrMidnight posted:

13 home run guy in HRD gonna win

Justin Morneau Part II

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when Todd Frazier made it to the final round a couple years ago with like 2 home runs?

He won in the final round didn't he?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


George Springer deserved to be here but I'm kinda glad he isn't

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


That Hamilton tradition was bad and Karl should feel bad.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Aaron Judge is some sort of robot, right?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



in all honesty this event needs gallo. he would destroy everyone by like 10hr

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Intruder posted:

George Springer deserved to be here but I'm kinda glad he isn't

Springer and LoMo are dingering together in the most important home run derby, the home run derby of my heart.

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Plague Champion


Bob James posted:

He won in the final round didn't he?
He beat Joc Pederson in the final two years ago

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