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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.



Bob James posted:

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

It was mercy. He didn't want to have to see Sano get false hope.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




VikingSkull posted:

you know what's crazy?

he's probably gonna get fatter

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars




bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice



College Slice

Yeah, Sano was too deliberate with his pace. Tatis definitely cost him some numbers, but he was drawing dead to Judge either way.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



Judge had what like two minutes left?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Time for Celebrity Softball!

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.


that too

just a 6'7 350lbs hamhock smacking 600ft dongers

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



do the players get to legit keep it or does it travel?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

drat shame he's a Yankee

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Waffles Inc. posted:

do the players get to legit keep it or does it travel?
Make it like the Stanley Cup. Engrave the winners' names on it but it changes hands each year.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


And now it's time for the fun part:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


I blame the Mets for breaking Cespedes and denying us an even greater HRD

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/884599663650893824

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




bump_fn posted:

Judge had what like two minutes left?

Yeah it wasn't even remotely close. Judge smoked Bellinger and Sano with multiple minutes left on the clock.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



New Concept Hole posted:

I blame the Mets for breaking Cespedes and denying us an even greater HRD

Hell, same

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




when is the last time jenny finch wasn't the pitcher at the celebrity game

RICKY

Omnikin
May 28, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic


Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair


bawfuls posted:

Owns hard he's a Yankee

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




Kevlar v2.0 posted:

And now it's time for the fun part:



Thankfully they didn't invite Bryant Rizzo Happ Schwarber a Cub.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair


Omnikin posted:

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/hr_derby

It was the ones off the end of his bat that still went 400' opposite field that got me going the most.

Well, and the 513' one.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




the celebrity softball game is a loving abomination

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



R.D. Mangles posted:

the celebrity softball game is a loving abomination
If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



Wow this softball is deeply bad

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




the NBA all-star game is terrible in much better ways

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Crazy Ted posted:

If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Omnikin posted:

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

I got a spray chart for these dongs :gizz:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


Rickey Henderson popping the chain is great.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



https://twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/884600808771289088

oh and stugotz should have been in this

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


This cancer kid sucks at base running

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

https://twitter.com/darenw/status/884599907486707712

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars





Why'd they wait a week to put on the real fireworks show

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair


Everybody else was majority pull with a couple of dead center shots.

Then there's Judge.


Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Intruder posted:

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun
I dunno

Watching Cecil Fielder strike out in slow-pitch softball was real funny

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Plague Champion


Inspector_666 posted:

bawfuls posted:

Owns hard he's a Yankee
this is forums libel and you'll be hearing from my internet lawyer shortly

bawfuls fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 11, 2017

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



Judge is further evidence that we should just abolish football and make the kids play real sports

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