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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

People still care about Hamilton?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Crypto-Rump Roast

Bob James posted:

The anthem is one musical number too many for this production.

I know you want the derby. Wait for It. Even if you change the channel, you know that You'll Be Back.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




I do like how when they introduced Sanchez they pointed out how many HR's he had last year, not this year, because if they announced that everybody would be confused about a dude with only 13 HR's being in the derby.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Rasta_Al posted:

People still care about Hamilton?

That one dude's son does presumably

MrMojok
Jan 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


I'm still at work so I'm afraid I'm going to need you guys to describe each swing and result for me as it happens, TIA

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



They should do a pitcher equivalent for strike outs but the idea would be you get average people from the stands and if a rando normal person makes contact you're done

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




Waffles Inc. posted:

They should do a pitcher equivalent for strike outs but the idea would be you get average people from the stands and if a rando normal person makes contact you're done

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

*60 minute farting noise*

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



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Sydin posted:

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Rick Ankiel's triumphant and vengeful return.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005



honestly a strikeout derby would be insanely sick

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Waffles Inc. posted:

They should do a pitcher equivalent for strike outs but the idea would be you get average people from the stands and if a rando normal person makes contact you're done

Except it's Bonds and he has to hit a dinger

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Sydin posted:

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Still have them go head to head but against each others' dads

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

it should just be this on a loop

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Pancakes posted:

Rick Ankiel's triumphant and vengeful return.

Cecil Fielder

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Giancarlo do you want to win this home run derby

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



no homer on the first swing, boo

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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They do realize this is timed right

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Crypto-Rump Roast

Reminder that none of these hitters will ever equal Tatis's record.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



Sano to the windows :stare:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


Where the hell is Chris Berman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Sano getting hosed by the super slow pitching

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

Kids can't field the ball.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

holy gently caress :eyepop:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Crypto-Rump Roast

Dinger machine status: Frustratingly silent.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Holy poo poo

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Why even have a home run machine if you're not gonna use it at the derby? :mad:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




Not getting a lot of dongs but drat Sano to the glass.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bob James posted:

Kids can't field the ball.

Got a bunch of Kyle Schwarbers out there in left

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

AsInHowe posted:

Where the hell is Chris Berman

retired

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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lol Tatis is busting Sano inside

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/StaceGots/status/884567080934289409

This is bullshit

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



Tatis is throwing the ball so slow jfc

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Quality good, quantity not

Pancakes
May 21, 2001



Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Why even have a home run machine if you're not gonna use it at the derby? :mad:

Maybe there's another kitty in the machine.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

mike and the mad dog =! the pope

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

At least they recognize quality by giving you more time for longer hits.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

AsInHowe posted:

Where the hell is Chris Berman

The event is worse off without him.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Is Marlins Man there? Its kind of hard to tell for obvious reasons.

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