The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

How does some rear end in a top hat with less than 20 home runs get into the Derby?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:47

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

lol gently caress Pit Bull

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Remember when Todd Frazier made it to the final round a couple years ago with like 2 home runs?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:08

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Is Marlins Man there? Its kind of hard to tell for obvious reasons.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

loving choked there

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I say this every year but I want a Home Run Derby with aluminum bats. Sure some kid trying to field a ball might get his head taken off but thats the price of greatness.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:29

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Yankees are going to be so loving crazy good with these guys and when they pay a billion dollars for Harper and Machado.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

this pitcher is cheating and throwing too early

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

lol what is this pitcher doing?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:42

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The timed rounds are so much loving better than the strike rounds its not even funny.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:47

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Anyone else want to see Bartolo Colon in the HRD?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sportsgenius86 posted:

They really need to scrap this tourney poo poo and make it top 4

Why? Every round has been awesome.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:25

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

corn on the cop posted:

sano is going to advance to the finals despite hitting the second fewest homers in the first round lmao

Todd Fraser made it to the finals hitting like 3 home runs a few years back. That was the last year before timed rounds.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:38

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hey they are running the Dinger Machine after each batter.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

I swear that's Ann Coulter

I pray that Ann doesn't have any kids.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

513

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:59

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

507

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I can't wait for Judge to hit a monster bomb at Fenway that blows past the fraudulent Red Seat. Hopefully it kills a fan.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:02

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Waffles Inc. posted:

I literally don't think The Show is programmed for a HR to go 513

Like literally judge is crazier than a video game

It's like how Curry literally broke NBA 2k

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:08

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Time for Celebrity Softball!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:26

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This cancer kid sucks at base running

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:35

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