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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Go Stanton, boo MLB for not putting LoMo in.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I want this DJ to play the national anthem

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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The got George Washington to sing the anthem.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
That Hamilton tradition was bad and Karl should feel bad.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Intruder posted:

George Springer deserved to be here but I'm kinda glad he isn't

Springer and LoMo are dingering together in the most important home run derby, the home run derby of my heart.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Holy poo poo

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Quality good, quantity not

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

The answer to this will always be not enough.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Hahahaha, oh man did you miss some great years.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
gently caress your wall scrapers, I want more Sano like bombs.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Just leave on the Spanish commentary

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Moose might be screwed by the lack of bonus

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Not enough long dongs

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I say this every year but I want a Home Run Derby with aluminum bats. Sure some kid trying to field a ball might get his head taken off but thats the price of greatness.

Stanton with a metal bat might break the space time continuum.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Santheb posted:

I feel like Stanton is likr Home Run Rocky and Aaron Judge is Ivan Drago sans steroids

I have a mental image of Stanton hitting dingers off the top of mountains now.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol suck a dick Logan Morrison

:argh:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Trying to summon Steve Austin with these window shots.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Stanton :smith:

Well not that bomb, jesus

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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Oh poo poo, he's rolling

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
OH MY GOD

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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Clutch poo poo there

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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That longest HR chart, lmao

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Giancarlo :smith:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Jubs posted:

The :bahgawd: from the announcers is always the worst part of the HR Derby.

Get And One guy to call the derby.

OH BABY

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Carlosologist posted:

I'll take the under, obviously :v:

but I am concerned that Judge will hit the ball too far and cost himself some swings

Judge will lose because his ball will reach orbit and thus never reach the ground

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

The Berzerker posted:

I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss?

Stanton/Sanchez had the most majestic round ever

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
lol that kid

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Anyone else want to see Bartolo Colon in the HRD?

Well he could pitch

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Man all 3 rounds have been close

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I would not call this a Bour :v:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I was saying Boo-our

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
22, my god

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Pancakes posted:

I feel like all my best Judge puns are too lawyer-specific. Inside baseball, if you will.

Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I look forward to Judge hitting a 500 foot solo home run in a 6-1 defeat to the Rays in the Wild Card game. :unsmigghh:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Roof shots make me want to see a HRD in the Trop. I want to see a D Ring shot to dead center.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

They would never put an ASG in St. Pete despite how much I want it.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Intruder posted:

Sano stops like a lil bitch

Sano gotta store his energy so he can hit the chaos dinger against Judge

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
513 mother of god

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Make him swing with a gavel so it's fair

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQ1DSotWLg

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