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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urCG4A4fa6k

Dingerfest is tonight at eight, but I'm sure there'll be some dipshit band playing some crap beforehand. The Machine will be pleased.

Here are some matchups. Marlins vs. Yanks x2!!!!!

1 Giancarlo Stanton (MIA, 26 dingers) vs. 8 Gary Sanchez (NYY, 13)
2 Aaron Judge (NYY, 30) vs. 7 Justin Bour (MIA, 20)
3 Cody Bellinger (LAD, 25) vs. 6 Charlie Blackmon (COL, 20)
4 Mike Moustakas (KC, 25) vs. 5 Miguel Sano (MIN, 21)

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


I've been waiting for years to use this thread title hth

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


IcePhoenix posted:

you should have waited longer imo

do not disrespect The Machine :colbert:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Also fuckin :lol: no one is there it's like a regular Marlins game.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Seriously the Dinger Machine should go off either constantly or after someone directly bonks a dong off the Machine, paying it proper tribute.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


jesus christ

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe



It should be the throw a ball in a trash can from the outfield drill from the Tom Emanski videos.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Waffles Inc. posted:

Goddamn ichiro is cool as gently caress

Ichiro needs to do Dingerfest before he retires. It will never happen because Ichiro will never retire

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Open the roof so Judge can hit one out of the stadium.

Also listening to Jess Mendoza lose her poo poo over these dongs is the best thing.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Omnikin posted:

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

I got a spray chart for these dongs :gizz:

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