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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)
 
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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Nothing would have made me happier than watching Springer clown Judge. It's too bad he declined the invite.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Announcers have never seen batting practice before

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
:laffo: at the fan losing a $40 hat in a fight over a $10 ball

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Uh you can't call them Killer B's, espn. That's our phrase.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Waffles Inc. posted:

Goddamn ichiro is cool as gently caress

Possibly the coolest human being to ever play the sport

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I hope adult Bobby Hill beats Judge

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Donut Bour

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Bour fuckin owns goddamn

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Judge getting booed

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
501ft jesus

Judge ate a whole jar of steroids today

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
gently caress

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Don't congratulate the Yankee, Correa :argh:

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

DJExile posted:

HOW THE gently caress IS THE ROOF NOT A HOMER gently caress YOU MLB

Ground rule double, son

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

Umps would call every fly ball a dinger, new records set every round

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

This would be proof of a benevolent baseball god

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Gonna have to put Judge on the DL after being jerked off by these announcers for the last hour

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Judge should be disbarred

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Aaron Judge looks like he was created in a tube by Prof. Farnsworth

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Sano's pitcher completely hosed him

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee
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