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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Popete posted:

"And now presenting tonight's special wild card entry..."

~*Thuggish Ruggish Bone begins to play over the PA*~

The irony would be Schwarber would spend the HRD hitting nothing but singles.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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I don't even get who this appeals to. Like lol who was on the fence about buying a ticket to the HRD, but then they saw Pitbull was the opening act and went "well gently caress better buy those tickets."

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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New Concept Hole posted:

Death to Bellinger and his serpent-mouth picture

My sleeper pick to shame both Judge and Stanton with his weird, all hips swing.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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I do like how when they introduced Sanchez they pointed out how many HR's he had last year, not this year, because if they announced that everybody would be confused about a dude with only 13 HR's being in the derby.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Waffles Inc. posted:

They should do a pitcher equivalent for strike outs but the idea would be you get average people from the stands and if a rando normal person makes contact you're done

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Not getting a lot of dongs but drat Sano to the glass.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

Apparently not enough to set it off during the derby :mad:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Moustakas choking hard.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Of course now that I say that he's in a groove now. :stare:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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That you cannot throw another pitch until the ball lands means bullshit line drive homeruns are actually penalized vs incredible moonshots, doesn't it?

Dumb format imo.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Sano lives to crush more moonshots.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Sanchez's first three HR's: LF off the window, RF, CF.

:allears:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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jfc sanchez :stonk:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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New Concept Hole posted:

That kid is better than anyone in the Giants LF

lol

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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:lol: if Sanchez eliminates Stanton in the first round.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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lol is Stanton's pitcher cheating?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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496 for Stanton :stonk:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Holy poo poo Stanton is rolling

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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I believe in you Stanton

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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CHOKE

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Bellinger next, right? I want to watch his incredibly weird swing hit 20 dongs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Carlosologist posted:

Bour and Judge next

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him? :v:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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I was lied to this is Blackmon/Bellinger :mad:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Blackmon isn't exactly hitting any majestic moon shots but he's putting plenty into the upper deck.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Come on Bellinger.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Just barely, drat.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Wow Bellinger loving stole that, talk about clutch.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Holy poo poo Bour :stonk:

Sydin
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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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lol the two guys who hit it the farthest are going to get eliminated.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Judge :stonk:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Holy poo poo.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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drat I feel bad for Bour, he significantly more impressive than Sano, Bellinger, or Sanchez.

On the other hand, holy poo poo Judge. :stare:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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Intruder posted:

lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

Charge the mound!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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gently caress yeah suck it Yankees.

Sydin
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I don't think that's going to be enough to beat HR-Bot 9000 Judge.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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:lol: Bellinger

"What do you think your chances are of advancing here?"

"Negative twelve."

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

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513 :suspense:

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