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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)
 
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 i hope my son Aaron Judge hits the longest homer

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Judge gets the biggest boos in the house :allears:

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 no homer on the first swing, boo

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Sano to the windows :stare:

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Tatis is throwing the ball so slow jfc

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 off the dinger machine!!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 I feel like Moustakas is the most likely to bust here

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 my other son Gary showing pop to all fields

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 over the dinger machine!

* # ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:31
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 lol let's be real, Logan Morrison would have hit six homers that were all liners

Stanton is shook

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 I love Stanton but goddamnit Gary needs to win it

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Gary advances!!!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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Sydin posted:

Bellinger next, right? I want to watch his incredibly weird swing hit 20 dongs.

Bour and Judge next

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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Sydin posted:

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him? :v:

I'll take the under, obviously :v:

but I am concerned that Judge will hit the ball too far and cost himself some swings

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Bellinger's all hips swing is great

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 oh wow Bellinger made this a game

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 main event time!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 b-but Judge :stonk:

that ruled, btw

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Judge is pulling the ball now oh man

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 AARON JUDGE THE GOD

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 513!!!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

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 Aaron Judge is the god and we should all just recognize this now

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