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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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George Washington killin' it.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bob James posted:

The anthem is one musical number too many for this production.

I know you want the derby. Wait for It. Even if you change the channel, you know that You'll Be Back.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sydin posted:

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Rick Ankiel's triumphant and vengeful return.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Reminder that none of these hitters will ever equal Tatis's record.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Dinger machine status: Frustratingly silent.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Why even have a home run machine if you're not gonna use it at the derby? :mad:

Maybe there's another kitty in the machine.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Moose sucks.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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New Concept Hole posted:

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

Everyone is.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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My bracket for the first round was Sano, Judge, Stanton and Blackmon. So far so good.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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El Gary showing some power.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Petition to have a camera on CarMart during the whole thing. His little-kid astonishment is always glorious.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Booooooooooooo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The Berzerker posted:

I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss?

Stanton eliminated by El Gary.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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501 feet, drat.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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My god, Judge.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I feel like all my best Judge puns are too lawyer-specific. Inside baseball, if you will.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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marioinblack posted:

Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo?

Watching Aaron Judge is an automatic exception to the hearsay rule because it always causes an excited utterance.

Just kill me now.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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504! 513! What is happening!?!?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Judge should be disbarred

Motion to deem Judge as the #1 seed nunc pro tunc.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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When Judge passes Sano during his last round they should just turn on the Dinger Machine and stop waiting for the hits to land before the next pitch. Consider it the HRD version of a multiball bonus.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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sportsgenius86 posted:

This pitcher's weird hitch seems like it's loving Sano up

I will brook no disrespect for Fernando Tatis. He has been places none of these hitters ever will.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Axhd7TZsm9w

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Make him keep hitting, dammit. At least they finally turned on the Dinger Machine.

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