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George Washington killin' it.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2025 20:59 |
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Bob James posted:The anthem is one musical number too many for this production. I know you want the derby. Wait for It. Even if you change the channel, you know that You'll Be Back.
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Sydin posted:If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad. Rick Ankiel's triumphant and vengeful return.
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Reminder that none of these hitters will ever equal Tatis's record.
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Dinger machine status: Frustratingly silent.
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Why even have a home run machine if you're not gonna use it at the derby? Maybe there's another kitty in the machine.
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Moose sucks.
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New Concept Hole posted:My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going Everyone is.
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My bracket for the first round was Sano, Judge, Stanton and Blackmon. So far so good.
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El Gary showing some power.
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Petition to have a camera on CarMart during the whole thing. His little-kid astonishment is always glorious.
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Booooooooooooo
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The Berzerker posted:I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss? Stanton eliminated by El Gary.
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501 feet, drat.
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My god, Judge.
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I feel like all my best Judge puns are too lawyer-specific. Inside baseball, if you will.
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marioinblack posted:Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo? Watching Aaron Judge is an automatic exception to the hearsay rule because it always causes an excited utterance. Just kill me now.
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504! 513! What is happening!?!?
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Judge should be disbarred Motion to deem Judge as the #1 seed nunc pro tunc.
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When Judge passes Sano during his last round they should just turn on the Dinger Machine and stop waiting for the hits to land before the next pitch. Consider it the HRD version of a multiball bonus.
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sportsgenius86 posted:This pitcher's weird hitch seems like it's loving Sano up I will brook no disrespect for Fernando Tatis. He has been places none of these hitters ever will. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Axhd7TZsm9w
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2025 20:59 |
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Make him keep hitting, dammit. At least they finally turned on the Dinger Machine.
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