The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Nothing about dongs in the title

:sad:

What even is this title

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:08

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2024 07:46

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

George Springer deserved to be here but I'm kinda glad he isn't

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:09

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Rasta_Al posted:

People still care about Hamilton?

That one dude's son does presumably

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:11

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

*60 minute farting noise*

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:13

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Sydin posted:

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Still have them go head to head but against each others' dads

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:14

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Giancarlo do you want to win this home run derby

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Sano getting hosed by the super slow pitching

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

lol Tatis is busting Sano inside

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:18

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

This is what happens when you expect a Royal to hit dongs

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:24

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marioinblack posted:

Just leave on the Spanish commentary

bek bek bek bek bek

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:26

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Moose had a year to get one more and couldn't get it done

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:28

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Give me a derby with aluminum bats and tennis balls

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:29

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Doughy Fresh posted:

Moose got jobbed by the clock there - they let it run for like 8 seconds after he called timeout

I presume they were waiting for the ball to land

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:30

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Golf balls.

If you haven't tried it, go outside and do it right now.

Well if you want to just straight up kill people

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Why do they refuse to call it the dinger machine

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Sanchez is hitting too many in the first round

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:34

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

It probably helps that Sanchez is hitting actual FBs instead of BP softies

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

RIP Giancarlo Stanton, peparoni and cheez

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Holy gently caress Giancarlo

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:44

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Sydin posted:

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him?

34.7%

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:50

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Is that Ann Coulter

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:03

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If Bour doesn't get the bonus time after hitting that last one 439 lol

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:13

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

This owns so much

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

If Judge and Stanton both get eliminated in the first round :lol:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:16

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Bour is the new #1 beefy lad

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Judge is missing on a lot of these and hitting them out anyway

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:21

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol they didn't count the roof shot gently caress right off

I thoguht they did

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

jesus christ judge

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:26

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marioinblack posted:

I look forward to Judge hitting a 500 foot solo home run in a 6-1 defeat to the Rays in the Wild Card game.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:29

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Sanchez has dead arms, Sano is a genius

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Tatis still isn't helping Sano out at all

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:42

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Sano stops like a lil bitch

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:45

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I swear that's Ann Coulter

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:54

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Judge is popping em up to the second deck

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:58

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lol at Tatis throwing a garbage pitch and it starting Sano's clock anyway

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:15

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lol Judge won with like half his time left

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:22

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Bob James posted:

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

I don't believe for a second that it would have mattered

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:24

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2024 07:46

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Crazy Ted posted:

If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:33

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