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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Nothing about dongs in the title

:sad:

What even is this title

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



George Springer deserved to be here but I'm kinda glad he isn't

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Rasta_Al posted:

People still care about Hamilton?

That one dude's son does presumably

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

*60 minute farting noise*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sydin posted:

If the home run derby is dudes hitting dongs off their dads, than the strikeout derby should likewise be how many times you can strike out your dad.

Still have them go head to head but against each others' dads

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Giancarlo do you want to win this home run derby

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sano getting hosed by the super slow pitching

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



lol Tatis is busting Sano inside

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



This is what happens when you expect a Royal to hit dongs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



marioinblack posted:

Just leave on the Spanish commentary

bek bek bek bek bek

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Moose had a year to get one more and couldn't get it done

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Give me a derby with aluminum bats and tennis balls

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Doughy Fresh posted:

Moose got jobbed by the clock there - they let it run for like 8 seconds after he called timeout

I presume they were waiting for the ball to land

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Golf balls.

If you haven't tried it, go outside and do it right now.

Well if you want to just straight up kill people

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Why do they refuse to call it the dinger machine

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sanchez is hitting too many in the first round

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



It probably helps that Sanchez is hitting actual FBs instead of BP softies

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



RIP Giancarlo Stanton, peparoni and cheez

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Holy gently caress Giancarlo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sydin posted:

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him? :v:

34.7%

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Is that Ann Coulter

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



If Bour doesn't get the bonus time after hitting that last one 439 lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



This owns so much

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



If Judge and Stanton both get eliminated in the first round :lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Bour is the new #1 beefy lad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Judge is missing on a lot of these and hitting them out anyway

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol they didn't count the roof shot gently caress right off

I thoguht they did

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



jesus christ judge

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



marioinblack posted:

I look forward to Judge hitting a 500 foot solo home run in a 6-1 defeat to the Rays in the Wild Card game. :unsmigghh:

:same:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sanchez has dead arms, Sano is a genius

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Tatis still isn't helping Sano out at all

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Sano stops like a lil bitch

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



I swear that's Ann Coulter

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Judge is popping em up to the second deck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



lol at Tatis throwing a garbage pitch and it starting Sano's clock anyway

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



lol Judge won with like half his time left

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Bob James posted:

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

I don't believe for a second that it would have mattered

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003



Crazy Ted posted:

If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun

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