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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)
 
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.
Massive, meaty dongs

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 Oh god please don't mention Berman it's giving me PTSD

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad
It'll be like the year Hamilton hit 78 home runs in the First Round but Morneau actually won it lol

Or the year Morneau won the MVP over DERRICK JEETAH

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Poque posted:

Bellingers hella gassed
Gassed and he's still hit thirteen ding-dings

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 Hope Judge doesn't golf with that slice :grin:

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 :stonk:

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Nodoze posted:

i wish the dinger machine was going off
It should just be running continuously during the Home Run Derby.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

IcePhoenix posted:

Sano takes waaaaay too long between pitches
His pitcher is not helping. At all. He's almost hit him three times tonight.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

This pitcher's weird hitch seems like it's loving Sano up
And he's throwing pitches high. And outside. And in the dirt.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 "Tatis has done a great job all night"

lol

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 Given how poo poo Tatis has been, 10 dingers really isn't that bad

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 TBH they should start with eight and just go straight to two because even the fans seem to wear down as the night goes on.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

bump_fn posted:

Why did they stop
he's probably really loving tired

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

How does he barely touch the ball and it goes out
It's a hell of a lot easier to hit a ball a long way when you weight 285.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Intruder posted:

I don't believe for a second that it would have mattered
No but it would have made the final a lot more fun, instead of having to watch Sano take about ten pitches.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

do the players get to legit keep it or does it travel?
Make it like the Stanley Cup. Engrave the winners' names on it but it changes hands each year.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

the celebrity softball game is a loving abomination
If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Intruder posted:

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun
I dunno

Watching Cecil Fielder strike out in slow-pitch softball was real funny

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