The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

This is the fullest this stadium will be for years to come

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:06

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# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 06:04

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

MrMidnight posted:

13 home run guy in HRD gonna win

Justin Morneau Part II

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:09

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Pancakes posted:

Rick Ankiel's triumphant and vengeful return.

Cecil Fielder

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

They do realize this is timed right

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Why even have a home run machine if you're not gonna use it at the derby? :mad:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Bob James posted:

Kids can't field the ball.

Got a bunch of Kyle Schwarbers out there in left

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:18

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Good start, I think?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Nice catch, fan

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Usually it's Chris Berman so yes

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

350-foot line drive dingers are BORING

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:24

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

haha so close

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:27

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Intruder posted:

Give me a derby with aluminum bats and tennis balls

Golf balls.

If you haven't tried it, go outside and do it right now.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:30

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Home favorite is gonna get eliminated it round one lmao

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:32

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

483 feet

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:34

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

No pressure, Stanton

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:35

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

fast cars loose anus posted:

I wish I had a feed that was just the stadium noise and not these assholes

If you have surround sound, unplug the center channel :eng101:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:37

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

496 feet

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:39

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Someone's gotta break 500 feet tonight please

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:40

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

He's in a groove now

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:41

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

holy poo poo :supaburn:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

30 seconds to hit 3 dingers

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:43

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Oh noooooooo the pop-up killed him :negative:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:44

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Bob James posted:

RIP national league

tomorrow too probably

Although last year it undoubtedly helped the Cubs win the World Series

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:45

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

seiferguy posted:

Giancarlo probably put on the best showing tonight and he won't advance lol

Judge is gonna hit a 520-footer and not advance

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:48

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Stanton cheering Bour on :unsmith:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:10

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I hope adult Bobby Hill beats Judge

Thanks to Bobby Hill, the Cubs got Aramis Ramirez

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

The graphics can't even keep up with Bour :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:13

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Judge getting booed

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

I was promised a 500-footer. Get these wall-scrapers outta here, Judge. :mad:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:19

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I was promised a 500-footer. Get these wall-scrapers outta here, Judge.

Right as I say it, 501 feet

Thanks

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:19

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Now the story becomes "Bour hits 22 homers in round 1 and gets eliminated"

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Methinks they did the seeding wrong

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:23

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Really glad Judge is sacrificing his 2nd-half performance for our benefit tonight.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Ground rule double, son

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Sydin posted:

Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

No faith in Blackmon?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:39

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers :geno:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:41

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

New Concept Hole posted:

I mean understandably

Whoops I meant Bellinger

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

I sure hope so

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:46

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

Couldn't even get the bonus 30. Shameful.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:55

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# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 06:04

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

did that kid just take that scorcher to the face?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 01:57

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