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Feb 10, 2009




by this time next year, Switch will probably have a better overall lineup than the Wii U ever did so yeah it's not collecting dust any time soon

it may be collecting pokeymons tho

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Feb 10, 2009




Not a Children posted:

Waiting for home screen themes

Arcade Bunny, where are you?

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Feb 10, 2009




protip for flying is to have your console in a case, so you can just chuck it into one of the bins with minimal care. you're probably carrying a laptop anyways, so it's not exactly a lot of extra effort.

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Feb 10, 2009




I strongly suspect that the meter is always calculated in % at all times.

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Feb 10, 2009




It most likely reads the % and shows full/three-quarter/half etc. if the % is within those ranges. It's harder and less efficient (and actually impossible) to be inaccurate with a computer, provided it's programmed properly.

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Feb 10, 2009




people really weren't exaggerating about Switch getting mad anime games

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Feb 10, 2009




I don't expect Smash to be announced until Pokemon is out, or almost out. It's what they'll use to stoke the fire.

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Feb 10, 2009




what's the line I can use so my GF doesn't think i'm a sexpest for playing bayonetta when she's home?

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Feb 10, 2009




oh so u lie, gotcha

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Feb 10, 2009




Splatoon Xcom would allow for MULTIPLE OUTFIT COODRINDATION so it's clearly the freshest choice

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Feb 10, 2009




A curation system would probably work. Have some underlings vet a dozen or so levels every week and add them to a playlist.

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Feb 10, 2009




play Thumper on an aeroplane, night flight, during turbulence and experience some Feelings

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Feb 10, 2009




Bleck posted:

I want Bayonetta to literally fight Jesus

I want Bayonetta to defeat Jesus' first three forms, before dropping a space station on him, re-crucifying him.

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Feb 10, 2009




SoggyGravy posted:

This, it's you, you're the Bayonetta developer.

god, i wish:

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Feb 10, 2009




Honestly I think the staggered launch of titles is really nice. It's like there's something I'm interested in every couple of months, with time to get to everything. It's much preferable to everything dropping in October / November and having to triage titles. I'd be cool with them keeping the schedule like this throughout the lifespan of the Switch. There's enough stuff in the pipeline (yoshi, FE, xeno, kirby, metroid etc) that every 2 - 3 months for a few years is reasonable.

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Feb 10, 2009




hmm yes noted shovelware titles 'legend of zelda' and 'splatoon 2'

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lelandjs posted:

The real question for me is if the titles are going to keep coming or not. It's great that they've frontloaded the console, but what major Nintendo properties haven't been announced yet? All I can think of is Paper Mario, Mario Golf, and F-Zero.

Smash Bros

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Feb 10, 2009




Monster Hunter XX demo is out in JP. Apparently it's playable for folks who can't read Japanese.

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Feb 10, 2009




Pilotwings could be revamped and go in basically any direction. I'm stunned there wasn't a Wii version, actually.

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Feb 10, 2009




I've never even seen a Vita. Only seen a few Wii U units.

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Feb 10, 2009




Mario x Rabbids will be an instant classic, no doubt.

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Feb 10, 2009




Scholtz posted:

I learned my lesson when I bought Rag Doll Kung Fu.

PERFECT FOR THE SWITCH

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Feb 10, 2009




I'd be down for a Mario title that looked like Wonderboy, with the painterly background and high quality sprite work.

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Feb 10, 2009




alf_pogs posted:

i've got an 8bitdo controller ready to roll and about $25 to spend on the nintendo eshop

what should i blow it on?

Shovel Knight is the best value of anything nearly on the eShop.

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alf_pogs posted:

thanks for the tips all. i already have wonderboy and kamiko, and have finished both of em. the shovel knight treasure trove is probably going to be the go-er

Smart. I recommend playing Shovel Of Hope first, then Plague Of Shadows and then Spectre of Torment. I also recommend CRANKING THAT FUCKIN END CREDITS SONG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAcikf9m6o

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Mickey Mouse, Bart Simpson, Mario, Pikachu and the 😂 emoji

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dumb TVs still definitely exist, but a chromecast is almost definitely a better choice than hoping for a switch app in the next year. they're like $30, just pretend it's a special app that puts netflix on HDMI2.

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Feb 10, 2009




Wii U is a bad purchase. they're not supported anywhere and any future Nintendo titles will not be on it. It's a dead console and has been for a year. it's fine to pick up if there's stuff you must have on there, but that doesn't seem the case.

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Feb 10, 2009




waluigi is probably more popular than wario at this point.

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Feb 10, 2009




rabbid waluigi - a rabbidified version of a an evil copy of a copy of Mario

it's getting v abstract

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Feb 10, 2009




of all games to have drama about getting a port, fuckin stardew was not the one I expected

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Feb 10, 2009




I want the intro of Splatoon 3 to look like Sonic Forces x Gears Of War, but about two minutes into it, the squid music starts and the grim aesthetic gets literally hosed off of every prop and actor, and is replaced with a neon Squid Sisters / Marie & Callie music video.

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Feb 10, 2009




sometimes the monkey paw gets you Ubisoft Mario Rabbids But Xcom, to be fair.

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He also fucks married women on the regular

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Dr Cheeto posted:

Mario doesn't gently caress

true, he makes love


Tatsuta Age posted:

Luigi fucks

no doubt

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Feb 10, 2009




Waluigi is volcel jfc

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LA Noire is basically the opposite of the type of game I'd want to play on Switch. It takes forever to do anything.

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It needed the Mario + LA Noire treatment.

YOU-A KILLED HER!

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Reading the leaked "Rockstar game for Switch" a few months back lit up my Monkey's Paw like a creepy little night light.

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Norns posted:

Metal gear acid

MGS2:HD, as in the port to Nvidia Shield, announced a few weeks ago.

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