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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
When is RIME out?

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

s.i.r.e. posted:

It's already out on PC.

PC is an acronym for

P - ortable system that can be played while traveling or chilling on your

C - ouch? Nope. It's a a dead system for wankers.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Bloop posted:

I like Nintendo

HOT TAKE

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

MoaM posted:

Refuse to touch my Switch until we have Virtual Console.

[extremely acne voice] I'm saving myself for Emily Ratajkowski

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I got both Bayonetta amiibos and also I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Spla2n is so loving dope.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Spla2n really fucken owns.

e:

Comedy answer: Switch Airplane

Real answer: Switch Excite Truck

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

s.i.r.e. posted:

This just in, all shooters except Splatoon and DOOM 2016 are definitely bad.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

This is me with the paint roller. gently caress your war, I'm making everything pretty and pink.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If you preorder anything at Best Buy right now you get a $10 gift card, and with Gamer Club there's a 20% off, so every Christmas time game will go from $60 to $38.

:homebrew:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Real hurthling! posted:

Why cant i use the y axis on r stick in motion controls again?

No idea. You can turn off motion controls in the city hub by pressing X and it makes the game 400% better.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Heran Bago posted:

Just saw this picture on how the voice chat accessory for Splatoon 2 works.



Hilarious.



Mr Phillby posted:


Wires didn't become obsolete the moment bluetooth came on the scene. The forced smartphone integration is the problem here, not that you have to wrangle two audio connections.

Just to complete the trinity, here's the diagram for the PS4:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My headphones were $20 and they've lasted for 15 years. Not even a scratch.

Maybe don't be a klutz with palsy hands?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Why else would you look at the switch screen except to imagine playing Mario games on it?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
"Just use motion controls. They work. I promise."

- delusional people who skipped the ball maze segments of BotW

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

If you couldn't make it past the 4 or so gyro shrines in BotW hand in you're gamer card.

I turned the puzzles upside down to cheat them. Eat a dick, motion controls.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

DalaranJ posted:

I hope Sony posts something in praise of Nintendo just to twist the knife.

Sony will definitely congratulate Nintendo when they outsell the xbone.

They did it for Wii/360 and Nintendo did it when PS3 overtook the 360.

After all the heated competition they can still unite to tell Microsoft to eat a dick.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm having a got dang blast playing Mario XCOM.

Thanks for reading.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

CERTIFICATION FAILED
Reason given: Unfortunately this game was on Dr. Tim Whatley's must-have list

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Real hurthling! posted:

Me too but its like half of your daily fat intake at breakfast

Are you on a 200 calorie a day diet?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mario XCOM still good

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Since Splatoon 2 and Mario XCOM weren't REALLY 2 player I got RBI Baseball.

I think it owns. I like arcade baseball and was never a fan of 2K/The Show because they were too hard to casually play.

And next week is Rayman Legends and the next week is Pokken.

We went from no games to ALL THE GAMES pretty drat quick.

Love that Switch.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How to print money:

> Release every Gamecube game on the Switch. Especially Metal Gear: Twin Snakes, Metroid Prime, Godzilla, REmake, RE:0, and Mario Sunshine

> Release PS3/360 games that were too huge for the Wii

> Release every Wii U game (already underway with Kart and Pokken) especially Bayonetta 1/2 and all things Mario

> "HD" versions of the top tier DS and 3DS games like Link Between Worlds adjusted for single screen play

> Virtual Console (lol) including NES through Gamecube and Gameboy through GBA

> HD Remaster of Metroid Prime and Windwaker with customizable controls

> Make a non-Animal Crossing amiibo

> Special Edition HD Remaster of Metroid Prime with customizable controls, soundtrack, new Samus amiibo, art book, tchotchkes, and a steel case

> Metroid Prime 4 when?

> Metroid Prime

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LA Noire sucks big moose.

Thanks for reading.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mario XCOM = Still Great

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Macaluso posted:

I don't think Nintendo is known for delaying things? They don't do that that often, they just don't officially typically announce poo poo until it's almost done

Metroid Prime 4 may be the first time I've ever seen Nintendo plug something before they were like 89% finished.

They are a ludicrously conservative company.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Real hurthling! posted:

Did you never read an n64 era nintendo power? Months and months of hype for games that never came out

Okay well it's STILL the first time I've seen, but no, I never have read a game magazine.

But still, I'll eat a pineapple pizza if Odyssey isn't released on 10/27/17.

:toxx:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I'm 36. Does that count?

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

:stare:

This dude is serious.

Just in case I get toxxed, tell my family I died with honor.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Ranked Mario games I've played:

Super Mario 3D World
Super Mario 3D Land
Super Mario World
Super Mario 3
Mario Galaxy 2
Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle - Switch
New Super Mario Bros.
New Super Mario Bros. U
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
New Super Mario Bros. 2
Mario Galaxy
Mario 64
Super Mario Bros.
New Super Luigi
Luigi's Mansion
Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
Mario Maker U
Super Mario All Stars
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Mario Sunshine
Super Mario 2
Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Super Paper Mario
Wario Land
Yoshi's Island

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Infinitum posted:

Can't wait to replay this on the SNES Mini :allears:

Good luck obtaining one in Christmas suburban mom mall Thunderdome.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Infinitum posted:

Preordered one. Australia rules. US dr00lz :smuggo:

Hmm, I see.

*buys uncensored games for chump change* :911:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Lakbay posted:

My 6 year old nephew absolutely wanted a NES mini but when they couldn't find one his parents promised they would get him a switch in stead

The switch was probably cheaper once them shits hit eBay.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

NRVNQSR posted:

I think the lack of prominent indie games in the last couple of Sony keynotes is more because of No Man's Sky's moment in the spotlight.

Nah. Dude nailed it.

The first like 40 games on a new console are going to slay every time. Knack and Rome cleaned up on PS4 and Xbone and those games are objectively poo poo. Now that PS4 has like 70,000 titles on it you have to have killer word of mouth to even get an indie to sell.

And on PS VR the shovelware during the first six months did huge numbers. If you can publish before the big AAA titles start rolling out on a new system/peripheral you're basically printing money.

Which leads me to me not buying RIME on PS4 because it was announced that it would be on the Switch but now I've pretty much lost interest because the big titles are rolling out. loving RIME devs, what's taking so long? That game would have made a trillion dollars if it came out between kart and Splatoon.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
44:40 minutes of Odyssey, 20 seconds of Shiggy looking directly at the camera and telling whatley that SMW is never coming out on the switch.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Switch Fit with Wiimote compatibility when?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If Nintendo announced that if you buy a second Switch and you can use it as a tablet to control the Switch docked with your TV and all the 3DS and Wii U games will become Switch games I'm pretty sure I'd buy it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
OMG the Spooky Trails boss on Mario XCOM

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If I don't get a squishy Metroid amiibo Friday I'm taking a poo poo on the best buy register.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Al Borland Corp. posted:

It's not a very technically impressive game.

And yet the PS4 and PCs can't run it because lol Bethesda.

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