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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Little Angles

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


VJeff posted:

So I guess Roman isn't a face or a heel.

He's the big dog.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Jerusalem posted:

What's your Toxx going to be?

I will go ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE MONSTER AMONG MEN, BRAUN STROWMAN IN A *spins wheel* TUXEDO MATCH

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


Platypus Farm posted:

They already had a totally neutered/aborted thing a while back. I guess they could give it another shot, but I can't see it happening. Finn's just dead in the water.

He still gets pretty great face pops and I imagine people will get into it once he gets a real feud, but yeah the booking has really hurt him.

I guess if they're planning on having Wyatt/Balor, it makes sense that Wyatt beat Seth at GREAT BALLS.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


petition to stop chanting "you suck" and replace it with "cool dad"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Chris James 2 posted:

Joe's definitely not winning that match, so either it's Reigns or a gently caress finish (Braun)

And I don't know what you have Braun do at Summerslam at this point if it doesn't involve Brock

match with enzo

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

#RXT REVOLUTION~!
2000



future scoopin'...


VJeff posted:

I will go ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE MONSTER AMONG MEN, BRAUN STROWMAN IN A *spins wheel* TUXEDO MATCH

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

If you're wrong you have to go to shopTNA.com and buy a Kurt Angle TNA Hall of Fame commemorative T-shirt and once you get it take and post a selfie of you wearing it every day for a month

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004


So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

CubsWoo posted:

petition to stop chanting "you suck" and replace it with "cool dad"

Cosign.

Also I'm thinking Braun causes a gently caress finish and it's a triple threat which will be hype as fuuuuuuuck.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013


The secret is that Kurt is Mormon and he's gay married the entire male roster of Smackdown, hence why he must keep it a secret from Raw.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



DM Punk posted:

So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

oh gently caress

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Raskolnikov38 posted:

oh gently caress

Kurt and Vince are Joining The Force

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004


WWE is gonna invade the TNA warehouse!

Mickey James gonna knock on the door asking for Jasmes Storm.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!


CubsWoo posted:

Kurt and Vince are Joining The Force

I'd settle for j-e-double f j-a-double r-e-double t taking like four WWE belts at once.

And then having gay sex with kurt angle

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


DM Punk posted:

WWE is gonna invade the TNA warehouse!

Mickey James gonna knock on the door asking for Jasmes Storm.

Considering the health of the former D-X members I'd feel confident in Don West holding them off

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


sportsgenius86 posted:

The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

Agreed. There's a lot of little things I didn't know about Kurt's career. Probably because I didn't/couldn't watch Smackdown back in the day.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

sportsgenius86 posted:

The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

Yeah for real it was loving great.

Guess Alvarez was right when he said the Hardys were close to reaching an agreement on the Broken gimmick, btw.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006
Do Not Trust This Man

Dango Bango posted:

Agreed. There's a lot of little things I didn't know about Kurt's career. Probably because I didn't/couldn't watch Smackdown back in the day.

I would show it to someone who has no interest in wrestling. It was really well done.

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.


I liked the Brock, Roman, and Samoa segment. Roman was good on the mic. I wish more feuds had that type of heat.

By the way, Kurt Angle's secret is that there's a video not yet made public of Kurt, Dixie, and Hornswoggle having a threesome.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Eli Wiggum posted:

What's with Paul Heyman's casual racism towards Samoans

He's very close to the family so I imagine he thinks he can say whatever he wants since he's got a Samoan (wrestling dynasty) friend.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008


New video on WWE's youtube today: Shane McMahon on his special bond with Kurt Angle.



Seth Rollins running in "just because" seems really weird and dumb. I don't like it just like the last feud (still going feud?) with Wyatt made no sense. Dude needs to get some direction because he's looking like a dumb geek.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


VJeff posted:

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:
  • Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).

  • Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.

  • Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



MassRafTer posted:

He's very close to the family so I imagine he thinks he can say whatever he wants since he's got a Samoan (wrestling dynasty) friend.

he got the samoan version of "you can say the n-word, paul"

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Jerusalem posted:

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:
  • Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).

  • Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.

  • Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


VJeff posted:

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first.

Okay then, if the reveal isn't that Kurt was/is having an affair with Dixie Carter then you have to make a pictorial tribute to Steph.

If that IS the reveal then I'll gift you an upgrade of your choice, but you can still make the pictorial tribute to Steph if you want

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

Now I demand a legitimate Brock vs. Roman rap battle.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Jerusalem posted:

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:
  • Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).

  • Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.

  • Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

Record a 5 minute heartfelt eulogy for Chris Regal

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

VJeff posted:

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first.

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

someone hasn't heard of the ecw monster mash battle royal

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

It was an awesome segment, except for Roman, who just mumbled some poo poo about the Attitude Era.

Like, what the gently caress? You shoot this insane angle and that's your follow-up? Jesus christ.


Cubone posted:

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

lol jesus christ this may be the biggest trainwreck I've ever been party to.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


ijii posted:

I liked the Brock, Roman, and Samoa segment. Roman was good on the mic. I wish more feuds had that type of heat.

Just want to say that I really enjoyed how you referred to the three men by their first names of Brock, Roman and Samoa here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Cubone posted:

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

Hahaha, yessss

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I just realized what the protracted sequence from Eat Balls of trying to get Braun out of the ambulance reminded me of: The funeral parlor segment where Ultimate Warrior gets locked inside an airtight casket

Highly recommended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYjUvGaWUY

Heel commentator Macho Man even starts panicking and when they finally get it open you can see Warrior had been attempting to claw through it with his bare hands.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DM Punk posted:

So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

It would be hilarious if the WWE just started name dropping TNA now that they've changed their name.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



if y'all ever liked any fire pro wrestling games get the new one on steam. it plays great and the steam workshop is gonna be like adrenaline to the heart for the fire pro modding scene.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009


Official Morrison fluffer of 2014

Cubone posted:

I just realized what the protracted sequence from Eat Balls of trying to get Braun out of the ambulance reminded me of: The funeral parlor segment where Ultimate Warrior gets locked inside an airtight casket

Highly recommended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYjUvGaWUY

Heel commentator Macho Man even starts panicking and when they finally get it open you can see Warrior had been attempting to claw through it with his bare hands.

Havent watched this in years. This, and Shawn turning on Marty, are burned in my mind. You don't appreciate those heel moves until you're older.

St Evan Echoes
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Raw... good? Again?!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Goons, uh... find a way.


Fan of Britches

Wait so they're just ignoring where Reigns announced that he would be #1 contender like 3 weeks ago?

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