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precision

by VideoGames
five dollar movies
AMC seats suck all dicks
Edgar Wright's worth it

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alnilam

What's my number

cda

by Hand Knit
Someone's got to get those babies from place to place.

cda

by Hand Knit
Manager: Joe Lumberjack, you're supposed to start the Iditarod in ten minutes... and we're all out of dogs!

Joe: Swing by the closest preschool. I've got an idea.

alnilam

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

cda posted:

Someone's got to get those babies from place to place.

bu du bu du bu

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

the baby driver. he drives the boss baby to the places

Putty

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I wanted to go see the movie Get Out but they wouldn't let me in the theater

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

Someone's got to get those babies from place to place.

cda

by Hand Knit

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

the baby driver. he drives the boss baby to the places

he's driving ms. baby

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cda

by Hand Knit
the joke abouty baby driver is, its remarkable that a baby can drive at all, but he can't drive very well and every skit ends with him driving the car off a cliff

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cda

by Hand Knit
baby driver is my favorite name for a movie since "safe house"

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cda

by Hand Knit
i liked safe house because it was about a house that was definitely not safe.

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Darkman Fanpage
how does the baby's feet reach the gas pedal and brakes?

Putty

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

how does the baby's feet reach the gas pedal and brakes?

The bottom of the car is hollowed out like the flintstones have you never been a child before

Twenty Four


Darkman Fanpage posted:

how does the baby's feet reach the gas pedal and brakes?

It's like Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom but with longer blocks for the pedals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0cTvZlxsyA&t=210s

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i just can't begin to express how glad i an a director finally was brave enough to base an entire film off the two second scene of maggie honking the toy wheel on the famous simpsons opening

cda

by Hand Knit
I shall drive the babies before me with my whips and shouts.

precision

by VideoGames
as an edgar wright film it was kinda a C- but as a film in general A+ will watch many more times probably

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little munchkin

cda posted:

the joke abouty baby driver is, its remarkable that a baby can drive at all, but he can't drive very well and every skit ends with him driving the car off a cliff

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Darkman Fanpage

cda posted:

I shall drive the babies before me with my whips and shouts.

little munchkin
me: you show me where in the rule book it says that a baby can't drive

judge: it's right here, says that you need to be at least 16 years old

me: oh, ok

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

precision posted:

as an edgar wright film it was kinda a C- but as a film in general A+ will watch many more times probably

That's basically what rlm said

Did you like the music stuff

precision

by VideoGames
as a musician myself it made my brain light up like crazy when the action scene noises were synched up to the music, that was insanely good poo poo

i also had a massive grin on my face when the first song was "bellbottoms" by noted Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

also the bit about the beck song was funny too

kinda thought it was lame what baby's real name ended up being, should have just been "baby"

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alnilam

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
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NO SLACK
:sax:

OK I'm gonna go to a theater for this one

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

but does he ever park and put himself in a corner

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
is it better than The World's End?

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Driver baby.

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precision

by VideoGames

Starman Super DX posted:

is it better than The World's End?

Yes, but that was my previous least favorite movie of his. Granted I've only seen it once and keep meaning to revisit

Darkman Fanpage
https://youtu.be/8bRflvLED2Q

Scaly Haylie

please remember to update your baby drivers so it can walk and talk, tia

Nosfereefer

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little munchkin posted:

me: you show me where in the rule book it says that a baby can't drive

judge: it's right here, says that you need to be at least 16 years old

me: oh, ok

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alnilam

cda

by Hand Knit
Rich guy: I need to get this baby from New York to Los Angeles in 72 hours, and I can't use a plane because people will get annoyed at the baby.

Shady man: I know someone who can help. But it'll cost you.

Rich guy: I'll pay anything.

Shady man (on the phone): get me the baby driver

Darkman Fanpage
*pulls up in a tricked out family sedan with high safety ratings and a baby seat in the back.* you called?

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
this movie really isnt what i expected i thought it would be about how to install drivers on a new baby like an instructional video or something

jeez louise i am not very good at this whole parenting thing

Twenty Four


Baby Driver - the two hour infomercial about really small golf clubs, in theaters now!

Nosfereefer

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you should always keep your infants baby drivers updated to the latest version

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
it's like John Henry, but with babies instead of railroad spikes

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