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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

New Concept Hole posted:

E: and no Cubs

Wade Davis and the entire NL coaching staff :colbert:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I hate all of this so, so much.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

I wonder how audibly the players groaned when they were told they'd have to have conversations with Joe Buck while they're in the middle of playing their stupid fake baseball game.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Remember when the A's had 7 All Stars a couple years ago

all gone

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Oh god Harper mentioned Dak to Buck what are you doing?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
AL: Make the stutterer talk to Joe while trying to play baseball
NL: Punish everyone by having Bryce spout talking points for five minutes

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Should do interviews with the pitchers on the mound.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Damnit no more interviews, this is terrible.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


THIRD BASEMANS

BASEMANS

BASE

MANS

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


wait is joe managing the NL team, are they going to to talk to him and ask him about how lovely his team is

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Wade Davis and the entire NL coaching staff :colbert:

So what you're saying is that the coaching staff has a tangible gain in making Martinez throw 30 pitches in an All-Star Game?

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

good job, Nolan

E: and then a real bad thing

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
What the gently caress was that?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ahahahaha Arenado

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Arenado is no Almora

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That was...unwise.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Mookie arm :swoon:

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

NOLAN, WHY

YOU ARE SO SLOW.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
They can't have fun if you keep talking to them Joe

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
have they just not seen footage of Betts or

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
An assist from center? Just more witchcraft I'm not used to seeing

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

elentar posted:

have they just not seen footage of Betts or

They're NL so they don't know

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i can't loving believe avi garcia is an all-star, he had like a sub.700 OPS the last few years

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

i can't loving believe avi garcia is an all-star, he had like a sub.700 OPS the last few years

It's called HARD WORK

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
haha this is quite a game, huh?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
lmao the bloopiest of bloops gives the AL the lead

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

I expect Arrenado to make that play

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Lmfao

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

(Puig would have made that play in right)

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Wood is going to end up with only one pitching loss on the season and it's going to be the ASG.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Dodgers starting early on getting screwed this postseason

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
AL bloooooop supremacy.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

elentar posted:

Dodgers starting early on getting screwed this postseason

It's in the thread title my friend

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Time for the NL to drop some sick bunts and laugh as the AL players flounder trying to deduce how to counter this nefarious new strategy.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Put the Dodgers in I want to see dingers

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What's the point of having a car commercial for a future space car that doesn't exist?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Popete posted:

What's the point of having a car commercial for a future space car that doesn't exist?

Reasons.

I know Audi did an ad for Minority Report (I think it was Audi).

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

What's the point of having a car commercial for a future space car that doesn't exist?

But enough about Star Citizen

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
stand up for major credit cards

illcendiary posted:

It's in the thread title my friend

i blame the lesions on my brain that seem to have developed right about when my kid was born

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Rizzo had Lymphoma :stare:

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