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wrong op, he went to heaven because god needed him to design new computers
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Jul 12, 2017 20:21
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thanks for this hot take from 2011, op
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Jul 12, 2017 20:27
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RISCy Business posted:wrong op, he went to heaven because god needed him to design new computers he's in hell for making a POS OS
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Jul 12, 2017 21:04
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RISCy Business posted:wrong op, he went to heaven because god needed him to design new computers Temple OS X
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Jul 12, 2017 21:12
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it was a mistake to stray from the light and ethos of Woz's vision with the apple II, and he steve was punished for it
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Jul 12, 2017 21:13
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Ploft-shell crab posted:he's in hell for making a POS OS I'd say he's stuck in Limbo until the end of time I'm not sure making OSX is enough atonement for the sins of OS8 and OS9 to get into heaven
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Jul 12, 2017 21:13
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tiny baby brain: invents telephone normal human brain: invents telephone with internet phenomenal ultra brain: invents multiple sizes of internet telephone with touch screens and complete with onlien app store and cloud storage facilities cosmic hyperwave galactic brain: commits suicide by rejecting conventional cancer therapy for snake oil medication
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Jul 12, 2017 21:15
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can someone repost all of buff gay dudes posts
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Jul 12, 2017 21:17
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steve-o jorbs pursued plenty of conventional medicine first and only went down the wacky poo poo hole and concocted an organ theft scheme when he got desperate facing his own mortality
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Jul 12, 2017 21:17
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Steve jobs was reincarnated as a warrior scholar god and lives in a glass palace in the skies over Cupertino
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Jul 12, 2017 21:21
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the success of the iPhone, iPad was the conclusive death of understanding and tinkering as values in a consumer computer system. woz cast a spell to drat jobs to purgatory for his sins
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Jul 12, 2017 21:29
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Silver Alicorn posted:Steve jobs was reincarnated as a warrior scholar god and lives in a glass palace in the skies over Cupertino
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Jul 12, 2017 21:30
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lol at steve-o jobs
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Jul 13, 2017 01:12
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steve jobs spinning corpse provides unlimited green energy to the new apple donut.
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Jul 13, 2017 01:19
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RISCy Business posted:wrong op, he went to heaven because god needed him to design new computers  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GqxW7T3e0
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Jul 13, 2017 02:40
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every time I think about steve jobs dying of cancer I remember the photo of him looking hella grim and skinny and the yosposter that was like "wow just when you thought they couldn't make the next model any thinner..." it was wrong to laugh but I still do
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Jul 13, 2017 03:11
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that was a good joke
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Jul 13, 2017 03:13
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stebe did us a great service by showing that even with unlimited resources, quack medicine cannot cure cancer
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Jul 13, 2017 06:12
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He died in 2011
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Jul 13, 2017 07:31
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It's a phone, an iPod and a breakthrough Internet communications device
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Jul 13, 2017 07:53
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i just watched stebe's announcement of the microsoft settlement in 1997 and lol that is probably the most yospos moment in the history of computer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxOp5mBY9IY Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Jul 13, 2017 07:57
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Gazpacho posted:i just watched stebe's announcement of the microsoft settlement in 1997 and lol that is probably the most yospos moment in the history of computer Is this the one where they cut to billg and amazing things happen
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Jul 13, 2017 08:00
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Gazpacho posted:i just watched stebe's announcement of the microsoft settlement in 1997 and lol that is probably the most yospos moment in the history of computer This is completely insane how have I not seen this before 
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Jul 13, 2017 08:36
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IE the default on mac roflmao
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Jul 13, 2017 08:45
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Salt Fish posted:This is completely insane how have I not seen this before I don't know even me butch jock non computer nerd non farmer has seen this video before also the documentary Pirates of Silicon Valley starring George Clooney
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Jul 13, 2017 11:48
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I don't know even me butch jock non computer nerd non farmer has seen this video before also the documentary Pirates of Silicon Valley starring George Clooney realizing ballmer was bender really hosed me up
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Jul 13, 2017 19:42
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Dongslayer. posted:realizing ballmer was bender really hosed me up
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Jul 13, 2017 21:04
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mods please change thread title to say "Stebe Jubs" instead of "Steve Jobs" for maximum munky cheez effect tia
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Jul 14, 2017 00:08
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Dongslayer. posted:realizing ballmer was bender really hosed me up hes actually a john candy character
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Jul 14, 2017 04:08
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I don't know even me butch jock non computer nerd non farmer has seen this video before also the documentary Pirates of Silicon Valley starring George Clooney that movie whips
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Jul 14, 2017 04:09
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my bitter bi rival posted:hes actually a john candy character not sure if you mean ballmer or bender here now i wanna see dimaggio play ballmer in a biopic
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Jul 14, 2017 14:07
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flakeloaf posted:not sure if you mean ballmer or bender here oh holy poo poo i didnt realize he literally meant the dude that did bender's voice played steve ballmer in that O___O
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Jul 14, 2017 14:10
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Pirates of Silicon Valley is honestly the best movie about computers
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Jul 14, 2017 15:26
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why is no one quoting my ballmer/bender joke
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Jul 14, 2017 15:59
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Gazpacho posted:why is no one quoting my ballmer/bender joke
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Jul 14, 2017 16:35
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i haven't seen "pirates" but every review i've seen indicates that it's trash just read "fire in the valley," from which it was developed but has no resemblance to because it's a history, not a soap opera Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 17:42
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Gazpacho posted:i haven't seen "pirates" but every review i've seen indicates that it's trash its fun and gets things mostly right
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Jul 14, 2017 18:04
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Stymie posted:mods please change thread title to say "Stebe Jubs" instead of "Steve Jobs" for maximum munky cheez effect tia even at its most potent, monkey cheese cannot treat cancer as effectively as anal juice enemas.
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echinopsis posted:lol at steve-o jobs Steve-o is also famous for funneling liquids into his rear end in a top hat
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