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cda

by Hand Knit
Ok, i've had it, i'm tired of seeing motherfuckers roll through stop signs. What part of stop don't you get? It';s not a "slow down and then speed up" sign. it's a STOP sign god drat it.

These things have been around for a long time. I think the problem is people are getting used to them. They don't catch people's attention. Maybe a palette swap?



or a some punctuation?



Or...i don't know...maybe just...MORE



Let's do this, people. Lets put a stop to these roll-rear end sons of bitches once and for all. STOP means STOP.

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
can we amend a reminder at the bottom that says "use a turn signal too you stupid gently caress"

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

FluffieDuckie


putting these up all over my neighborhood right now


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Macnult

bring your vehicle to a halt and be wary of the rounded containers up ahead

Scaly Haylie

I agree, we need to stop sign redesign.

google THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wac3aGn5twc

Robot Made of Meat

Starman Super DX posted:

can we amend a reminder at the bottom that says "use a turn signal too you stupid gently caress"


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

vanisher

Lets just replace stop signs with pictures of car crashes so lookey-loos will actually stop

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

vanisher posted:

Lets just replace stop signs with pictures of car crashes so lookey-loos will actually stop

What are you doing... quit rubbernecking... Can't you see you're getting in the cops.. Oops, I mean officers way? *snicker*

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

little munchkin
love them or hate them you have to admit, stop signs are here to stay

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
What we need is an attention-getter, something that'll make someone stop and see what's going on. Something like



https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
If statistics show the neighborhood you're trying to protect is populated by perfectionist grammar snobs who are also very insecure and defensive you could roll out this model

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

vanisher



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
If stop signs were phones people would probably pay attention to them, right??

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

FutonForensic


Darkman Fanpage

little munchkin posted:

love them or hate them you have to admit, stop signs are here to stay

not if i get my way

Emmideer

Lovely night, no?

his heart stopped

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joke_explainer




An eye-catching color inversion! This will get people stopping. They'll be like, what's up with this stop sign??

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
comic sans

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Put a picture of a neat dog on it and people will stop to look at the dog.

Scaly Haylie

put a picture of a sexy lady on it and people will stop to- actually, don't do that

joke_explainer


Jedrick posted:

Put a picture of a neat dog on it and people will stop to look at the dog.

fuck. marry. t-rex

i usually dont stop



fuck. marry. t-rex

i think its ok to not stop at stop signs



Scaly Haylie

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

i think its ok to not stop at stop signs

:catstare:

joke_explainer


Maybe if the signs were snarkier?

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!


joke_explainer posted:

Maybe if the signs were snarkier?


https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Nosfereefer

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okay, lets have a go...

hm, not quite right

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little munchkin

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

i think its ok to not stop at stop signs

sometimes its good to stop at them and sometimes its bad

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cda

by Hand Knit

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cda

by Hand Knit

Nosfereefer posted:

okay, lets have a go...

hm, not quite right

Good reverse psychology

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cda

by Hand Knit
maybe just need to up the "shock factor" to get people to pay attention

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alnilam

little munchkin posted:

love them or hate them you have to admit, stop signs are here to stay

Manifisto



:argh:


ty nesamdoom!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

im doing it, the thing with my eyes

nothing is happening i feel like a nimrod

Twenty Four


Arm the stop signs, give them guns! Enforce the stop!

vanisher

Florida's controversial stand your ground law is expanded to include stop signs. Traffic accidents at an all time low, but gun deaths by stop signs have taken off.

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Salmiakki


cool stop. when you see it, you drink a refreshin 7-up

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

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