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HAIKOOLIGAN

Start with a Smirking Chimp, which is one part Kool-Aid and 2 parts Tito's Handmade Vodka. Then segue into a Kenyan Impostor, which is one cold brew Kenyan coffee, Indonesian fruits, and Hawaiian dark rum. Finish off with a Classless Orange Embarrassment, which is creamsicle vodka mixed with 3 random well liquors.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:38

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:45

Keebler Cookout: Drinking is important to my well being.

The deathstar is a good one, also order 66. :suicide101:

# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

ask for a smelly stoner you'll get told you've already had one to many

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# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:55

vanisher

I'm certain there's a bar somewhere that has made drink names that correspond to types of people so that jokes can be made.

Ill take a Beautiful Young Brunette

(Is handed some drink)

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:27

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Otter Pop martinis at a gay bar :swoon:

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:43

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

a Capri Son

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:47

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:50

Sole.Sushi: Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Bacon Taco posted:

JFC, I got some little airplane bottles of this poo poo from BevMo last December to experiment with drinks for a Christmas party cocktail competition. I was going to use it with mezcal and some other stuff to make a smores drink. Vile isn't a strong enough word for that stuff. 3 unopened mini bottles went directly into the trash.

Haha, did the aftertaste taste exactly like licking the bottom of a well-used ashtray?

# ? Jul 18, 2017 08:02

VideoTapir: He'll tire eventually.

Iguana

Don't remember wtf is in it

# ? Jul 18, 2017 08:05

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Sole.Sushi posted:

Haha, did the aftertaste taste exactly like licking the bottom of a well-used ashtray?

I have blocked out the memory of exactly what the aftertaste was like, in order to preserve my sanity. I suspect it was like licking Cthulhu.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 09:04

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Try a Flamin' Tommy Pickles. 1 part Crown Royal, 2 parts Sprite, served in a highball glass and garnished with one of those big rear end gas station pickles.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 08:54

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Also try the Canadian Handshake. 2 parts maple syrup, 1 part hockey, served chilled in a cup made entirely out of the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:01

Ultra Spoot

I like grateful deads sometimes. Or you could get a psychedelic grateful dead if you wanna be drunk immediately. Or the most unbyob drink: the ungrateful dead :twisted:

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:09

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ask for a shot of marijuana tincture. if they don't serve that youre in the wrong place

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 15:22

slowm: live slow, die whenevs

Go to Hooters and order an Angel shot w/lime

# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:19

TwoStepBoog

Riot Juice

1.5 shot of vodka
1.5 shot of blue curacao
fill the rest with pineapple juice

stolen from Binging with Babish and his It's Always Sunny cooking episode

ordered it like six times over the weekend

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:06

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

TwoStepBoog posted:

Riot Juice

1.5 shot of vodka
1.5 shot of blue curacao
fill the rest with pineapple juice

stolen from Binging with Babish and his It's Always Sunny cooking episode

ordered it like six times over the weekend

yum! is it common?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:37

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

I'll have a pint of bitter, please.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:44

Scaly Haylie

Ball Cupper posted:

I'll have a pint of bitter, please.

one ipa coming right up

# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:52

My Asian Grandma: smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels

3 wise men and a Mexican1/2 oz. Jack Daniel's Whiskey 1/2 oz. Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
1/2 oz. Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo

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# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:20

alnilam

my real non comedy answer is a manhattan or if you're feeling fancy a sazerac

both are bourbon lovers cocktails as they mostly taste like bourbon/rye. sazzy contains tiny bit o absinthe too mmm

# ? Jul 21, 2017 15:01

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

alnilam posted:

my real non comedy answer is a manhattan or if you're feeling fancy a sazerac

both are bourbon lovers cocktails as they mostly taste like bourbon/rye. sazzy contains tiny bit o absinthe too mmm

If we are doing real non comedy answers then I have to say get yourself a delicious Negroni.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 16:48

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

sounds like these drinks were mostly invented in the heyday of racism ..i dunno, lets go back to comedy

# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:49

The X-man cometh

You mean something like a Lazy Irishman or a French Cuckold?

Real talk, a Tequila Sunrise is a fantastic upgrade on a Screwdriver.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

oh you should totally order a drilldo squirt when you're at the bar

it's a bucket of iced watermelon juice with a stuffed pug sitting in it drinking a handle of evan williams through a crazy straw

# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:21

alnilam

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

oh you should totally order a drilldo squirt when you're at the bar

it's a bucket of iced watermelon juice with a stuffed pug sitting in it drinking a handle of evan williams through a crazy straw

make sure you show your appreciation to the bartender

# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:27

Twenty Four

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

drinking a handle of evan williams

ok im in

# ? Jul 22, 2017 14:10

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

my real non comedy answer is a manhattan or if you're feeling fancy a sazerac

both are bourbon lovers cocktails as they mostly taste like bourbon/rye. sazzy contains tiny bit o absinthe too mmm

this is good advice

once you know what a proper Manhattan tastes like, I suggest you try a perfect Manhattan

it has a mix of dry and sweet vermouth, unlike the basic which has only sweet

personally I think the slightly less sweet flavor profile is a worthy variation, maybe even better than the original

# ? Jul 23, 2017 00:30

capn poopypants

Shiner Bock none of that hipster pussy stuff

# ? Jul 23, 2017 00:45

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

# ? Jul 24, 2017 18:37

VideoTapir: He'll tire eventually.

lmbo calrissian posted:

I went to a bar in Korea that had something like that but with more layers. Regardless that there is some skill.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 20:56

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Unironically the French 75. Tasty and strong

source: drinking one right now

# ? Jul 25, 2017 05:32

The X-man cometh

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Unironically the French 75. Tasty and strong

source: drinking one right now

Switch out the gin for baijiu (Mou Tai, etc) for a Chinese 75, which is even better.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 05:42

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I've never had baijiu or even seen it, but if I find it I'll try it.

e: oh drat, a locator says I can find some at the same market I get my spicy ramyun. I'll have to get some

Olive! fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jul 25, 2017

# ? Jul 25, 2017 05:43