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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



JUST THROW OVER THE PLATE YOU ARE UP BY SIX loving HELL

e. THANK YOU gently caress

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.


Grimey Drawer

haha wow, the runner was clearly safe and a run would have scored, but Arizona didn't challenge.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP


lolling extremely hard at Altuve

credit to Granite for turning it into a double

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

KEVIN PILLAR DOESN'T SWING AT GARBAGE IN THE DIRT, WORKS A BASES LOADED WALK

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/BlueJaysUmp/sta...034095326810113

loving umpire, that was a RBBI.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?


Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010

All rise for the AL

M. V. P.


BasicFunk posted:

Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

Future gold glove third baseman Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP


Marwin keeping it up

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

Grimey Drawer

BasicFunk posted:

Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

He's pretty good, I really hope we give him a couple years on a real contender before he goes to free agent heaven.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Cubs were up 8-0 and Montgomery can't even stay in long enough for the win.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Bautista blast!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

"I saw Dallas Keuchel....THERE'S A BEARD!!!!!"


Gun Saliva

Astros good. So what

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


God dammit you had an 8 run lead stop giving up runs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



lol the Cubs are going to blow an 8-0 lead.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


A simple "lmao" if you watch the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Dunedin ones.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP


Lost in the runs is that Morton is not exactly pitching efficiently and wont make it past the 6th at the absolute most

Another long day for the pen

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Get some loving outs!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



What a loving nightmare

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Mustached Demon posted:

Incoming 2nd inning five spot.

Off by a couple innings but yep.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

Crew went from 8-2 to now 9-6

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


fast cars loose anus posted:

Lost in the runs is that Morton is not exactly pitching efficiently and wont make it past the 6th at the absolute most

Another long day for the pen

9 ks and 5 bb in 3.2 sure is something

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Whoops Jones

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

VIVA PUIG


Yasiel Motherfucking Puig, ladies and gentlemen!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



iospace posted:

Crew went from 8-2 to now 9-6

Cubs went from 8-0 to 8-6.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Nice post.


2 outs, 2 strikes and Puig dingers off the Dinger Machine to beat the Marlins' closer ....JFC

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008



Why would you ever throw a strike to Javy?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

VIVA PUIG


The Pussy Boss posted:

2 outs, 2 strikes and Puig dingers off the Dinger Machine to beat the Marlins' closer ....JFC
All the base runners that inning happened with 2 outs and 2 strikes as well.

Dodgers GOOD

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

I'm glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail.



Switchblade Switcharoo

Dellin Ankiel.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


Chexoid posted:

A simple "lmao" if you watch the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Dunedin ones.

One of my high school teammates plays for them . Or maybe he's in high A now . Lansing ?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Niwrad posted:

Why would you ever throw a strike to Javy?

His new thing is being unable to catch up to high heat. He's actually been laying off low and away breaking pitches lately. Now you just throw up in the zone and he'll swing and miss out of his shoes.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Willson

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP


Is it kosher to complain about bases loaded no outs no runs when youre up 10-4? Maybe just a soupcon of discontent

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


The Astros fail to score after loading the bases with no outs

I've been informed that that's Cub

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this is cub as hell

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


jorsh

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe


Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Stop it, Strop

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP


Ok Morton had his chance time to go to the pen

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Why can nobody on this loving team throw strikes tonight?

e. Oh god Duensing vs a lefty

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


(extremely pacino voice) THAT"S CUB? YOU'RE CUB! YOU'RE CUB! THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS CUB

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