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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
JUST THROW OVER THE PLATE YOU ARE UP BY SIX loving HELL

e. THANK YOU gently caress

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



haha wow, the runner was clearly safe and a run would have scored, but Arizona didn't challenge.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lolling extremely hard at Altuve

credit to Granite for turning it into a double

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
:siren: KEVIN PILLAR DOESN'T SWING AT GARBAGE IN THE DIRT, WORKS A BASES LOADED WALK :siren:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BlueJaysUmp/status/886034095326810113

loving umpire, that was a RBBI.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




BasicFunk posted:

Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

Future gold glove third baseman Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Marwin keeping it up

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

BasicFunk posted:

Freddie Motherfuckin' Freeman!

He's pretty good, I really hope we give him a couple years on a real contender before he goes to free agent heaven.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs were up 8-0 and Montgomery can't even stay in long enough for the win.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Bautista blast!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Astros good. So what

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
God dammit you had an 8 run lead stop giving up runs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol the Cubs are going to blow an 8-0 lead.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
A simple "lmao" if you watch the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Dunedin ones.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Lost in the runs is that Morton is not exactly pitching efficiently and wont make it past the 6th at the absolute most

Another long day for the pen

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Get some loving outs!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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What a loving nightmare

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mustached Demon posted:

Incoming 2nd inning five spot.

Off by a couple innings but yep.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Crew went from 8-2 to now 9-6 :magical:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

fast cars loose anus posted:

Lost in the runs is that Morton is not exactly pitching efficiently and wont make it past the 6th at the absolute most

Another long day for the pen

9 ks and 5 bb in 3.2 sure is something

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Whoops Jones

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Yasiel Motherfucking Puig, ladies and gentlemen!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

iospace posted:

Crew went from 8-2 to now 9-6 :magical:

Cubs went from 8-0 to 8-6. :sigh::hf::sigh:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

2 outs, 2 strikes and Puig dingers off the Dinger Machine to beat the Marlins' closer ....JFC

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Why would you ever throw a strike to Javy?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

The Pussy Boss posted:

2 outs, 2 strikes and Puig dingers off the Dinger Machine to beat the Marlins' closer ....JFC
All the base runners that inning happened with 2 outs and 2 strikes as well.

Dodgers GOOD

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Dellin Ankiel.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

Chexoid posted:

A simple "lmao" if you watch the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Dunedin ones.

One of my high school teammates plays for them . Or maybe he's in high A now . Lansing ?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Niwrad posted:

Why would you ever throw a strike to Javy?

His new thing is being unable to catch up to high heat. He's actually been laying off low and away breaking pitches lately. Now you just throw up in the zone and he'll swing and miss out of his shoes.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Willson :swoon:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Is it kosher to complain about bases loaded no outs no runs when youre up 10-4? Maybe just a soupcon of discontent

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Astros fail to score after loading the bases with no outs

I've been informed that that's Cub

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this is cub as hell

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
jorsh

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

:swoon:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Stop it, Strop :mad:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Ok Morton had his chance time to go to the pen

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why can nobody on this loving team throw strikes tonight?

e. Oh god Duensing vs a lefty :negative:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


(extremely pacino voice) THAT"S CUB? YOU'RE CUB! YOU'RE CUB! THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS CUB

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