mister magpie posted:

“We had two doggie bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline packed in treats, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a KONG dog toy half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a dog bowl of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the dog park, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. Woof woof. Bark. Grrrrrrrrr.” - Ruffer S. Barkson, Barks and Growls in Las Vegas