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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


This girl started liking me at 14 but now 6 years later she's 20 but it still feels kind of weird because of the age difference, should I still hook up with her?

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


To be clear she would have been 4 during 9/11

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


Exactly how old were you when you started lusting after this child?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


i'm dating a woman who would've been 14 when i was 20 but we're older so it's ok

Sgt. Peach
Apr 26, 2014


That's completely subjective based on the age difference.

There's 11 years between my SO and me, but as we're older it doesn't really occur to us at all (other than the occasional zimmerframe joke).

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


If you have to ask, no.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

My posts are a lot like a turtle doing a pull up. Funny, ultimately pointless, and possibly abuse.


yeah go for it, post pictures.

rio
Mar 20, 2008



Well how old are you OP? Would you want her to dress up like a baby and call you daddy?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Well alright alright alright

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.


Dinosaur Gum

ColoradoCleric posted:

it still feels kind of weird

This should be your guide here.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

いけない! A HA HA HA HA HA!

could you really relate to someone who wasn't fully aware of themselves on the day the towers fell? sexually, i mean.

Trans Ferdinand
Oct 23, 2005
Take Me Out Of Gear

ColoradoCleric posted:

This girl started liking me at 14 but now 6 years later she's 20

You don't say

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

She's legal. gently caress her right in the pussy

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006

Fee Fi Fo Fat,
I smell the blood of a Plutocrat!

Having sex with someone who used to be a child is very bad op.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010


You cannot do this OP, because you have been creepy & thus you should forever be denied love & happiness. Peace.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010


Who Is Paul Blart posted:

You cannot do this OP, because you have been creepy & thus you should forever be denied love & happiness. Peace.

Seconding this. This is America, bucko! Repressive sexual norms are our schtick.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

you sound up like a hosed up creep to me OP. i guess how hosed up and creepy depends on your age though. how old OP?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

after reviewing your other recent posts OP it appears as if you are copying and pasting from somewhere and I have been "trolled"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in Death...


Yams Fan

bitterandtwisted posted:

Having sex with someone who used to be a child is very bad op.

I have had sex with many people who were once children

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

いけない! A HA HA HA HA HA!

in the morning you'll be someone who was once arrested

rio
Mar 20, 2008



I once masturbated under the age of 18 and am surprised I haven't been arrested yet. Sick poo poo.

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



dude, giving yourself a handjob while under the age of consent is p much self surprise sex

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Shitposting softly


Fun Shoe

ColoradoCleric posted:

This girl started liking me at 14 but now 6 years later she's 20 but it still feels kind of weird because of the age difference, should I still hook up with her?


ColoradoCleric posted:

To be clear she would have been 4 during 9/11

My biggest concern is that you think people in this thread need assistance with basic addition and subtraction

Tiger
Oct 18, 2012

And you, who are you? This is what we've got, yes. What are you going to make of it?


Drunk Nerds posted:

My biggest concern is that you think people in this thread need assistance with basic addition and subtraction

Tbf when he started the thread there was no one in it but him

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Never forget she was 4

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


ColoradoCleric posted:

This girl started liking me at 14 but now 6 years later she's 20 but it still feels kind of weird because of the age difference, should I still hook up with her?

lol

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

And if I'm gonna cry, I don't need your shoulder.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Never forget she was 4

while you

Ride The Gravitron posted:

gently caress her right in the pussy

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


drat

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

"a scattering of schizophrenic first worlders who have long ago burned their brains to ash in the radiant heat of their own imaginings"



ColoradoCleric posted:

This girl started liking me at 14 but now 6 years later she's 20 but it still feels kind of weird because of the age difference, should I still hook up with her?

op is the kind of guy who thought the "when does emma watson turn 18?" site was the height of comedy

you are extremely gross dude

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001


She's 20 then she's an adult who can make her own decisions. So are you. Have some healthy safe sex and friendship if you two want.

Don't forget no posters here complain about college age kids wanting to bang 40 year old MILFs. So as long as both of you are 18 and over up to you two.

Gatts fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2017 around 16:10

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004


Is she japanese? if yes go have sekusu instead.

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



a martian year is 687 days and a martian day is a tad over 24 hours. If she's martian then I say go for it

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

No harm shall come to this fair maiden whilst this bougie knight still draws carefully cultivated, artisan breath!


OP, bad plan.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

Well alright alright alright

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Do not diddle kids
It's no good diddling kids

I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter
And no little kids

Got to be big
Younger than my wife
But older than my daughter

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


Hey babe, you were fine as gently caress when you were 14! Guess you're still okay, wanna smash?

rio
Mar 20, 2008



How are her nasolabial folds op?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Probably fine OP but what's even the point anymore

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016


Are you or have you ever aspired to be a film director in France, OP?

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The Schwa
Jul 1, 2008



don't be gross OP

also applies to half the posters itt apparently

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