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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



why do we do this? what evolutionary need does it serve?

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

Gotta check for if your butt is bleeding

open container
Sep 15, 2008


It smells like poop

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


You can't spell people without op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

Checking for hidden poop (cryptofeces)

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Feels good man

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004



evolution is fake and if you sniff your butt before marriage you go to hell

blunt
Jul 7, 2005





Just making sure I haven't poo poo myself OP.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


whoflungpoop posted:

I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



whoflungpoop posted:

I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

I scratch my butthole after peeling an orange

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today


Noblesse Obliged posted:

I scratch my butthole after peeling an orange

Paging Gwyneth Paltrow.

EX250 Type R
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


what about sniffing your hand after scratching your balls

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



moose face posted:

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Hey I'm not alone in this world

pap schmear
Apr 18, 2005


If your hands smell like poop the you need to wash your rear end. If not, you're good to go.

Either way, wash your hands after scratching your rear end

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

licking your fingers is kind of the same as washing your hands

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

moose face posted:

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Method had a limited edition summer scent that smelled exactly like this. I think ir was called tomato, I will look the actual name

moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


fruit on the bottom posted:

Hey I'm not alone in this world

https://youtu.be/ueHRK5bgHYE

Space Race Riot
Jun 4, 2014

They are bad people.

They should suffer.


Grimey Drawer

It's a reaffirmation of all I had once held dear, and all that I hoped I could become. In short, it smells like poo poo.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice


don't doxx me

the good fax machine
Feb 25, 2007

like some kind of
weird sex pervert


Everyone likes their own brand

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



if you catch anyone smelling their fingers after scratching their butt or something ask them if you can get a sniff too.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005



The smelling is the mind subconsciously checking for rear end cancer or aids.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


get beefy bitch


sometimes i like to put two fingers in instead of the one

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016


gotta know if you hand need washin

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Wait do you mean your own hand or other people's hands

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



The scent of your feces can give clues to your digestive health, OP

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CZHC7qm80

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