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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'm going to take this racist tabloid article one of the locals showed me and basically just re-do it but in English. At no point will I actually do any sort of independent investigation or journalism, which is good since I have zero local or cultural knowledge.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
*justifies paying locals a few bucks so they can film "reenactments" of events without saying they are reenactments by saying something about how "the truth sometimes needs a little help" and how your job is to show the Truth even if it means making specifics up to better communicate the truth*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

dentist toy box posted:

Smokes weed and injects jenkim with a Somalian warlord.

*technically not a warlord but actually a bartender we paid to pose with an AK

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Honky Dong Country posted:

Wait is some of the poo poo in this thread real?

E: I googled it and oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress it's real what the everliving poo poo

Every single thing itt so far has been real

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