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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

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I'm here to be hype and stuff

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Um isn't Walder supposed to be dead?

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Thought I fantasized that Arya killing Frey scene :shobon:

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Sansa should just crush the white walker army under her giant limbs

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Can someone remind me how Jorah ended up in highgarden?

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Twerkdad posted:

Took a boat I guess?

Ship captains probably wouldn't want to transport a guy with a deadly contagious disease but I guess he could have kept it hidden.

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Barreft posted:

I love TVIV goons

My inability to pay attention and shitpost is not confined to this forum.

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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Can't wait for him to burn away the other half of face and then pull his burnt face off to reveal he was Arya

Given that facechanging apparently also means shapeshifting when Arya assumed the role of Walder Frey, this is entirely possible

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Dolphin posted:

Sansa is going to gently caress Jon Snow

She did learn from Cersei

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puppies :neckbeard:

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hey remember that 3 season long redemption arc for Theon?

Welp that was a waste of time!

Yeah but he saved Sansa that one time, kinda I guess

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I'm just glad the battle was actually shown on screen instead of Varys telling Daenarys 'Euron killed your fleet and the bad pussys with 20 good men ships"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Theon's eye started twitching like he was Reek again. He lost his nerve and fled.
That was a great bit of acting

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If Greyscale can spread through simple skin-on-object contact, the series would have been called A Song of Ice and Stone

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Have Davos and Littlefinger ever even spoken one word to each other?

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

Why aren't there more volcanoes in this universe? My immersion....

Because volcanoes go on the outside of the planet!

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bawfuls posted:

While we're nit picking the opening map, aren't the cities it shows supposed to tell you roughly what settings will be in that episode? The opener for this episode showed the Wall and there was no Wall content in the episode. I wanted more Bran :bahgawd:

I think that was the original intention but at some point they realized it was too much work so they just feature random poo poo now

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Aphrodite posted:

The unsullied were a small part of the army I think? The Dothraki make up the bulk of it.

They're supposed to be elite spear and shield wall users. AKA the exact the type of guys that suck in assaulting castles and better off fighting in open fields.

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Not true, I've played enough total war games to be an expert on tactical realism, phalanxes are super op standing in streets/gates.

Yeah, defending them. Not assaulting them

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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Why limit himself to the sea, Euron follows no laws of the land set by the fat man, just teleport his fleet onto of the dothraki and dragons. The dragons weakness turns out to be being crushed to death by the iron fleet appearing above their heads

Euron's sails do look suspiciously like wings...

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I liked how they handwave away the most populated kingdom in Westeros as being poor fighters so that's why the Lannisters beat them so easily.

Oh okay? Why was it a big deal that they were gonna march on King's Landing then?

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IMB posted:

Is it Thursday already? Jesus.

the time travel is seeping out of the show!

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Jay-V posted:

It's because the iron bank has recourse through loving magical face/off assassins, is maybe why the show saw fit to remind us of it??

Since when did the Iron Bank and the Faceless Men ever been connected? Other than being in the same city?

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that wasn't an hour goddamnit

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SgtSteel91 posted:

Only complaint is that Dany wasn't wearing any armor

Come on, comitt to being a Dragon Rider!

She could have at least gotten a saddle made or something

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Constant posted:

did anyone else see that dude cut his horses leg off?

FizFashizzle posted:

best part of that episode was arya and sansa imo
both of these were great

also some of you are acting like Daenarys has a telepathic control of her Dragons. Why didn't she burn the soldiers instead of the wagons? Who do you think is the one breathing fire?

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TyrantWD posted:

I guess the Unsullied have an easy path to Danerys now. Bronn wounding, but not killing Drogon will also be a setback since Team Targ now know about the ballista, and will prepare for them in the bigger battles to come.

Now I want them to smith together some gigantic armor for the dragons

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Braavos actually exists in a time dilated part of Essos, every 3 months there is like 1 day in Westeros

Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Aug 9, 2017

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-Blackadder- posted:

Also what are some of your favorite big dialogue scenes?

Varys and Littlefinger's first few scenes together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6ecIfYBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PEsR1fdGTA

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Someone pointed out to me that Bran's direwolf dies in the cave under the tree, the same place Meera says Bran 'died' at :aaa:

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm pretty sure almost no one in the land of the free actually sold freedom fries.



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I love Davos so much

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Olanphonia posted:

So, what's the purpose of putting that note into aryas hands? Make sansa look like she's trying for the throne? Make it look like she's working with cersei?

Arya just accused Sansa of liking the idea of Jon not coming back a little too much. The letter (without knowing it was forced out of her by Cersei) makes it seem Sansa has been powerhungry this whole time.

littlefinger is trying to drive a wedge between the sisters

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Also what's the deal with Jon not wanting people to know he died? I'd be telling everybody that poo poo

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teagone posted:

Is Lightbringer made of Valyrian Steel? I'm afraid of getting spoiled looking up poo poo on Game of Thrones wikis.

like the original lightbringer? it was just a regular sword iirc

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Cersei should at least have shoulder length hair by this point.

Maybe she just likes the new 'do

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Lycus posted:

They even slipped in a shot of Cersei's handmaiden sportin' the cut to establish that that haircut is in now, but people are still asking why Cersei's hair isn't growing.

Funfact: That handmaiden has been with Cersei since like season 2

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/07/game-of-thrones-cersei-maid-bernadette-arya-haircut

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dont even fink about it posted:

Talk about leaked poo poo in the spoiler thread, dipshits.

Seriously, it's right in the thread title

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Bip Roberts posted:

lol at the worlds stupidest "kidnap a zombie" plan. Trading some loving zombie for a dragon. Nice plan guys. It really passed the eyeball test beforehand too.

None of them thought to bring horses in a mission that requires lots of supplies, the capture of a dangerous prisoner and likely having to outrun an army because you're trying to capture one of them. It's absolutely retarded.

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precision posted:

it's going to be funny when the next book comes out and has dumb show stuff in it and then everyone will go "well the show ruined the books"

there is no breaking this wheel

haha you think the next book is coming out

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Kubrick posted:

This.

Where was the suspense? Also ICE JAVLINS are kinda dumb. Just have undead giants shooting bows or something.

He should have kamehameha'd an ice spear out of his hands

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